#digory.txt

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Dude that rat sushi scared the shit outta me in the notifs i thought it was a carcasswith the skull pried open

HELP ???

the horrors of the rat sushi …

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spoilers for the garfield movie //

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I think mentally I’m that abandoned shark sitting in formaldehyde

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it’s perfectly balanced what the fuck

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I won’t argue with a guy with tits. anything you say handsome

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do I make this my new banner or do I make a side blog for funsies

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do you know how evil it is having a guy in your head tell you “you can’t say that because it’s mean” even if it’s really funny. please. please lord give me a way to become my own person so that I can say mean things without these FREAKS !!! stopping me

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YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

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sorry for party rockin

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the thing about tradgoths is that no matter your gender, if you’re attracted to them with makeup on then you’re some shade of queer

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copia says hiii :>

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I gotta make an actual pinned post hold on

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unfortunately I’m cursed to be obsessed with a 17 year old guy in every universe I’ve realized

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I love rats btw

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Ignore the glitching at the beginning, but something in me made me do this

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?