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ok-moose · 2 months ago

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Me: *shows wife every current Patrick photo I come across and gush* "it's so stupid. A man should not be making me feel like this! I'm too gay for this!!"

Wife: *laughs* "Yeahh. There's always one that slips through the cracks"

#patrick has always been the goshdarn exception in my gay ass marriage #he's ALWAYS been my exception but jfc whatever is happening recently is unfair!!#been my exception since '08 #wife knew what she was getting into being with me #fob was here before her and they will be here after her and she still said “Id fuck with that”#patrick stump #true love #whoas of being pan #but wifey I love him #different kind of gay panic (making this gay painc over a cishet man gfd)#“slips through the cracks” he he hot 😏

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