#difference between Freddy growing a second head on his shoulders and Superman getting an ant head—

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Friend says I could just say anything happened in Captain Marvel/Shazam comics and they’d believe me bc it’s so ludicrous

Like oh hey, the RoE has paradoxically been described as existing outside space and time, at the center of space and time, or at its very edge in space when sometimes it has its own quasi-dimension. Sivana was born in the 1890’s, Mr. Mind was held accountable for over 150,000 deaths when he worked for the Axis powers in WW2 and sentenced to the electric chair, and every other hero either made their superpowers or got gifted them by taking random potions/powers/or pills from strange old men

Also Tawny was a normal tiger that drank a potion when he was little and grew to be more humanoid bc of the potion