#didnt even work btw. i dont have magical heat resistance. so why did she (my brain) lie...
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nomaishuttle · 1 year ago
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i love my brain bc itll say the most out of pocket shit like Well the building will catch on fire bc you didnt line up your rags with the colored edge on the same side when you loaded your cart today. and im like what. thats stupid. where do you even get that from and my head is like source: it is known and im like Fuck man cant argue with that. and my brains like yeah. youre going to hell for this btw
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