#didnt even work btw. i dont have magical heat resistance. so why did she (my brain) lie... | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nomaishuttle · 10 months

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i love my brain bc itll say the most out of pocket shit like Well the building will catch on fire bc you didnt line up your rags with the colored edge on the same side when you loaded your cart today. and im like what. thats stupid. where do you even get that from and my head is like source: it is known and im like Fuck man cant argue with that. and my brains like yeah. youre going to hell for this btw

#I dont believe in hell ny brain absomutely does. and abytime i do anything its like hrmmm. 50000 pitchforks #literally me as a kid repeatedly holding my hand under extremely hot water bc my brain was like No we have to do this bc what abt if theres #a situation where you urgently need to hold something hot we HAVE to get used to it. and i age 6 was like. fuckk man yr right what if.#im lucky i didnt totally fuck up my hands but theyre fine. i bever used actual boiling water i just turned the heat all the way up in the #kitchen sink #and dgmw Shit fucking hurt It hurt a lot but i was like well. worth it bc what if the house catches fire and i have to open a door bc im #locke din a closet and itsmy only means of egress and the handles hot meaning fire on the other side but i need to get rhrough oh so quick #i need to prepare my hand so i can turn the Incredibly hot door knob #didnt even work btw. i dont have magical heat resistance. so why did she (my brain) lie...

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