#didn't mean for that to be capslocked oh well

[transjudas]

L.S. Dunes Los Angeles, 8/6/23 (x)

[hanilessa]

Will you marry me?

` Summary: Childe was streaming and you were sitting on the sidelines watching him play, but all of a sudden, embarrassing marriage messages between the two of you started popping up in the chat, and it made you both feel embarrassed and thoughtful.

` Childe x Fem!Reader

` Genre: streamer!au, fluff, mention of marriage.

` Word Count: 1.1K

You sat on your boyfriend Childe's bed in his room and watched him play games. His face was focused, he talked to his friends through the mic, discussing the next game strategy. Messages in his chat quickly swept across the monitor, filled with words of support and love.

You became interested, you got up from his bed and came closer, sitting on his knees.

Childe's eyes flicker, looking over at you. He takes a second to gather himself.

"Hey, my sweet love!" he smiles wide, blushing a little.

He sits up, then leans in and kisses your cheek.

"What's up?" The chat erupts. The viewers love seeing Childe pay you affection.

"Awww~"

"Lucky!"

"So cute~"

"How do I get one like that?"

"Marry himmm~"

"What? N-no!" You shuddered when you read the messages from the chat and became very embarrassed. Why do these people write such embarrassing things?!

"Oh? Why not?" he says, pouting a little with a half-smile. The corner of his eyes crinkling a little as he tilts his head.

The livestream chat is going crazy.

"Marry him!!!"

"Marry marry marry!"

"MARRY HERRRRR!!!"

The capslock is on for a good portion of this one comment, and it has a lot of hearts and kiss emojis.

"They really want us to get married, huh?" he muses, chuckling.

"This embarrasses me!" you snorted, crossing your arms over your chest and turning your head away from him. "You don't deserve it!"

Childe is taken aback. He doesn't seem upset, though, just confused.

"What… do you mean?" he asks, raising a brow at you.

The livestream chat quickly responds.

The most liked comment is "What did he do wrong?"

Childe looks over at you. "Please… talk to me, darling…" he says quietly.

His expression shifts into one of worry. It seems like he truly doesn't understand what you meant, and thinks that he's accidentally offended you somehow.

You sighed and chuckled, shaking your head. You were too cruel to him in your embarrassment. "I just like teasing you."

Childe smiles sheepishly. "Ah, I see. Just a little light teasing."

His expression turns to one of relief, and he chuckles a little bit.

"Is that all?" his eyebrows are raised as he tilts his head. "I must admit, you had me worried for a moment there."

He wraps his arms around you and leans in for a sweet, gentle kiss. He smiles softly into your lips.

"But don't ever think you need to worry about me getting mad because of that." he chuckles. "I love you too much for that."

You chuckled and decided to tease him a little more.

"Maybe I just don't want to get married? Have you thought about it?"

Childe chuckles. "Of course it's alright if you don't want to marry. That's more than understandable."

He tilts his head, then smiles brightly, his eyes sparkling as he looks into yours.

"Just remember, dear. If you ever do want to get married, I'm right here." he says, taking your hands in his and squeezing them softly.

His expression slowly turns tender, and he gives you a kiss on the cheek.

"I'll never force you to do anything."

"Do you think anything would change in our relationship if we got married? It's so weird to me." You grunted, thinking about it too.

Basically, you were skeptical about marriage. Is the relationship different when you aren't married or when you're married? You thought it didn't really matter, because the main thing is that you love Childe, and he loves you. The most important thing is your and his feelings.

Childe thinks about that for a moment. Then, he shrugs.

"Well, you're right. It doesn't change much. It's less about the label and more about making your relationship with your partner feel solid, you know? Knowing you've made that commitment and that you're not going to give up without a fight… That's the most important thing, right? So if you want to show your commitment in another way, I'm totally open to it. What I really want is for you to feel safe and secure with me."

"Do you think marriage gives confidence in the strength of a relationship?" You asked while looking at him.

It seemed like you both forgot that Childe is currently live streaming and the chat is still full of messages.

Childe gives you a look of contemplation.

"Well, I mean, not necessarily. But I suppose… to me, it makes it feel more official? Like, I'm telling the world: 'We're together!'" he says with a smirk and a twinkle in his eye.

"Of course I know that you're my person, but it's like it's a symbol to the rest of the world now, too. It's a public commitment of our trust and love for each other, and for me, it would be an honor to do that for you."

You were thoughtful, but Childe only smiled. He gives your hand a gentle squeeze.

"You shouldn't worry about it. We can find another way to show our commitment to each other. What I really just want you to know: you can trust in our relationship and know that even if things get hard, I'm not going to leave you. That's what you mean to me, and nothing more."

You nodded, absolutely in love with him and his words to you. Childe smiles warmly, a look of love in his eyes as he looks at you.

"I love you." He says simply as he wraps an arm around your shoulders, pulling you in close for an affectionate kiss on the lips. "Never forget that no matter what."

"I love you too." You speak tenderly and kiss back. Now for both of you there is nothing and no one but the two of you.

Childe gives you a gentle hug. And then, he laughs a little.

"I'm still getting used to your little antics… but I'll say this: they do keep things interesting, and I can't complain about having a bit of excitement in my day to day."

"Sounds like an insult!" You snorted. He ruins such a sweet moment between you two with his jokes as always.

Childe shakes his head and chuckles, giving you another little kiss to make up for it. He nuzzles his head against your chin, his eyes closed.

"Sorry… I was just saying that you're unique and you keep me on my toes. Not like I don't like that." he says, smiling and opening his eyes to stare into yours. Your cheeks blushed.

"I think of you as beautiful and funny, you know? I wouldn't have it any other way." he says, his fingers tracing the curve of your face. "I love you just the way you are."

He is so charming. Leaving all those messages from the chat aside, you thought. Maybe a little later you still think about marrying him?

[greatbigbellies]

NO YEAH I totally agree on the whole “it’s unrealistic to be happy the entire way through like”

I would be overjoyed to be pregnant, absolutely ecstatic at every phase, but I know for a genuine fact that from like 38 weeks onwards I’d have an ever increasing amount of days where waking up and still being pregnant would be a miniature nightmare. Like I’d still be overjoyed and excited for next time and honestly still a little bit horny about the whole ordeal, but I’d also definitely be SO TIRED. If that applies ME, the LOVESICK TRANS GIRL who would SELL HER SOUL TO BE GIVEN A UTERUS, that should ABSOLUTELY apply to silly kink fic characters.

Sorry about the caps I’m not yelling it’s just meant to be emphasis, this is a topic I’m passionate on but have never posted about cause I thought people didn’t care. The mildly realistic pregnant people in fics wave is finally here I’m so excited, LET THEM BE TIRED AND READY TO BE DONE

Hwbdgwbbzjshdhs your brain is so good sorry this is rambly and maybe a little out of the blue I am very tired it has been a while since I slept

You're good! I'm also a capslocker-for-emphasis type girl, especially because you can't italicize in tags. (also sorry for slow reply I hope you slept well the nice you sent this)

THAT'S where I'M at! Like my ass is over here thinking "yeah if I could manifest a uterus and be a surrogate for work I'd be living my best life!" and I acknowledge that I'm gonna be ready for a break by 30 weeks let's be real...

It's weird because a lot (not all by any means, maybe not even most, but a lot) of softer preg kink writing hinges on the pregnant character usually neutral if not happy to be in that situation, which is totally believable. But sometimes we're going 44 weeks overdue with quads and it's like "oh boy can't wait for week 45!" and it's like "hmmmm have you measured how heavy that must be?"

Again, I'm guilty of this myself, no judgement, I prefer my pregnant protags in a good mood. I can suspend my disbelief that she didn't get induced because "she didn't want a C-section" even though she's been pregnant for a year. But a shift toward better written smut I think is generally a good one. Let our big bellied muses have a little burnout. Builds character.

[castle-dominion]

castle 6x19 the greater good

the gates sister episode liveblog (the gateser good)

wow yucky table wow bloody man wow girl taking a pic!

That's actually a cool idea

RC: C’mon! How much fun would that be? (her jaw drops) And talk about an appropriate, if not slightly on the nose, metaphor. A bride and groom together, side by side, as they go through the ups and downs, the twists and turns, and the loopty-loops of life? KB: Castle, I love you. But I will not marry you on a ride or up in space or on a slide. RC: I bet Dr. Seuss got married somewhere fun. (DID he get married in his wife's livingroom?"

Oh no the wedding list episode. My parents got married in the slavic hall of our town, I think it was abt 50 people? 500? No it was 50. Yeah. I kind of wish I could have been there bc it was a lot of fun but I was years away from being born. Well ig I can see my step-mom's wedding. haha. divorced parents.

RC: That way we can determine exactly how big a rollercoaster car we need to build.

Lol "& I will get the phone"

Hey it's one of the other detectives!

RC: I’m being serious. Getting married is an intimate act and our ceremony should reflect that intimacy. (pause) And that way we can all fit in one car. Ryan, how do you feel about rollercoasters? KR: *walks over and screws up his face.* Ooh, make me nauseous. Why? At least we know ryan's getting invited. & some ryan trivia for ya, rollercoasters make him nauseous. That's also just a thing that happens as you become an adult tho.

Gee ess wed or gunshotwound are both much faster than gee ess doubellyuw. I vote we switch w to being pronounced dubbellyeuw to being pronounced wed.

lol cash taped to his chest *ryan considers it* Maybe he doesn't have a landline & she didn't want to use her cell. anonymity. She is after all a woman just like the one who took the pic of him. The pic makes me think proof; contract killer

it is a crappy photo tbh Ah venezuela my beloved. Maria: He was a scholarship kid, so everything that he got was through hard work. Except for the scholarship money. (Well still, getting a scholarship IS hard work)

KB: This place is either the engine of capitalism or the poster child of greed and corruption Me: Uh yeah that's kind of how it works. Of course we are not talking about meritocracy here. There is no "or" there. Beckett: depending on the paper you read Me: oh

The invisible hand of hte market lmao

KB: Wait, he owns his own island? We should definitely invite him to the wedding. you're already married to a man who owns land on the moon.

Jamie Burman: Killing. Are you capable of it? Because if you are, I will make you rich. Open hunting season! Holy crap I hate these people

Yeah man... sure would get results... Ooh wait beckett's jacket is nice! (Also nice shirt) to the 65th floor from which floor? I mean that would be good exercise but... are you starting one or two floors down? (or up) or are you starting 5 or 10 flights away?

Yay big. Love it. Yeah man! You keep walking you don't think a thing! Dear god the amphetamines you put on this earth for people torun 40 clicks an hour are being used to look at spreadsheets faster. (but yeah I have definitely moved around my medications to get through the work day before.)

On the PALM of his hand? that is not 5-4 days that is 4-5 hours!

my man was wired up!? Is the rest of the cops in on nthis? Oh Lord! She says! I love gates sm! Oh yeah gates is married she probs changed her name. (unless the audio commentary was right & she IS married to a woman. Then who knows) My sister!

Title card!

Love it, the sister rivalry. hatred. family. ELIZABETH WESTON sry capslock. Has the same "look" gates gave to castle

Ah it was recording not streaming! Oh yeah capitalist like that? Yeah man EW: We’ve been trying to mount a case against him for years. Insider trading, securities fraud. We know he’s doing it, we just haven’t been able to get proof.

EW: Victoria, this investigation is ongoing and exposing it to Mr. Burman or anyone at J.P Harding would break federal statutes. But I thought that this something that you and your team needed to know. VG: I’d certainly say so. Yeah y'all r right... Only significant. Which sis is older? Gates right? VG: Oh, well, now you do. *coldly* LOVE IT LOVE IT.

RC: A subtle chill? More like a polar vortex. I’m guessing something happened between them in the past. Something deeply personal that Gates does not want us to know about. RC: I’ll give you a dollar if you ask her. only a dollar? & can't she get you to uy her a coffee anyway?

Wow outfits!

"had words" is such a way of saying things. RC: How is it not relevant? The video shows you leaving together. Two hours later he’s dead. JB: It’s not relevant because I didn’t kill him. Yeah man! You might say "I have to disclose to you information that would cause me to become a suspect, however I would rather you hear it from me instead of finding it out yourselves. I had a discussion with him. We were at odds. I did not kill him." Or not because never tell the cops anything.

Worked up for a business deal? didn't you see him earlier yelling at his money individuals to make another company bleed? he has a usual table at le cirque

Hire someone sure but hiring killers is expensive, even for a rich guy like him. HOLD ON I JUST REMEMBERED TWO EPISODES AGO. SARA MASKI OR ENOLA MARKOV OR W/E HER NAME WAS-- SHE WAS A CONTRACT KILLER FOR BRACKEN/SIMMONS/LOKSAT & SHE USUALLY USED A KNIFE TO KILL. DICK COONAN ALSO FAVOURED HIS KNIVES & KILLED FOR BRACKEN/SIMMONS/LOKSAT!

RC: Speaking of your sister-- VG: let's not.

Hm, becks' desk buddy has stuff on it. Hector Nunez doesn't have a ~ over the second n tho... they saw him buy a package from this guy & at some point they also caught him with cocaine on him & they said you do what you have to do to get thru the work day

Are you sure? He was a devil he'd never get mixed up with even if you loved him as a kid?

Ooh love the music! bring esposito he speaks spanish. Hey which countries speak portugese (& I know a few speak french) as their colonial language? I mean in the americas. well besides quebec which by a linguistic standard is latin america. I do know that a lot of ppl still speak their native languages which is awesome (up here in canada even us natives barely speak any most of the time, & some places esp the caribbean have lost their languages almost entirely. only a few words that have been adopted into local dialects or other languages. rly sad.)

Clipping hairy Ah dancing my beloved I learned how to play pool the other day. My little brother is SO good at math & has such long arms that we were ahead most of hte time & even on a team with me (I SUCK) we lost by literally one ball to my older bro (who plays a lot of online pool) & my uncle's gf (who doesn't play much but knows how).

Whatever it is: I didn't do it. My man looks genuinely torn up abt this. HN: Who did this? RC: Well we were thinking you. HN: RC: ...might be able to tell us.

Maria said hector nunez tried to get peter in the gang, but hector said he didn't let the gang take peter.

Oh yeah this is all about money. Suisse federal smth. Yeah ofc. HN: I wrote it down in case something went wrong. Smart man! lol becks is taking a pic of som1's phone!?

Gates looks so nice. It was very need-to-know in the first place bros. oOH ESPOSITO OUTFIT! RC: seems kind of passwordy to me! RC: Hacker voice, "We're in!" Castle you've done it again! JE: :| Won't clip

wow $25m is a lot. JE: some expensive sand

Another way? Going to talk to your sis. Oof. Love how they have similar enough looking gals to be sisters. We know she's Black, but she's like,, north african black not sub saharan. She has those awesome cheekbones. Ooh AG! that's what beckett worked under! Oh greater good episode title. Hey isn't the point of not playing the game.. gates' entire thing? Isn't that why she went into internal affairs? Ah letter vs spirit. Another one? This has happened before?

(was she EVER going to be on the list?)

Why would you sit there with the headphones only half on? Do they.. hurt your head? KR: (sighs) I feel bad for Gates. My sisters can never work together. I tell you, when the two of them went at it, oof. (I thought he had 3 sisters... unless he was talking about victoria & elizabeth.) JE: I wouldn’t mind going at it with Gates’s sister. BRO. (reminds me of the audio commentary JE/JH: "I'll win her over. I keep winking at her & blowing her kisses.") & ryan also only puts the headphones half on! (at least they are headphones, not playing this out for the whole world.)

Let me hear the spanish. I am hard of hearing Let Me Read The Spanish! I always love it when russian or spanish or apparently mandarin show up & the characters can speak it. We should have gotten more of alexis speaking french tho. Also I loooove esposito's tie (& his tie & outfit mix) & ryan too rly pretty <3.

over 100! OVER 400! world famous ISH but you don't need to invite your international fans castle! & there is bound to be some crossover. I REMEMBER THE FACT THAT AUNT THERESA POSTED CRAP ABT HIM ON FACEBOOK I LOVE HOW THEY BROUGHT IT BACK Martha my beloved. To clip or not to clip? That's why I have a baby brother (or sometimes big brother) beside me to keep me in line. Alas neither is here. Well I decided to clip apparently.

pic of her & her sis in the desk. how RECENT was their falling-out? (also they are way more Black in that photo than they are as adults wow)

ONLY THREE? Martha u know this is HIS wedding not yours... Btw has castle ever had any step-dads or really good mom's boyfriends? like uncle chet who was uncle to both alexis & rick bc he is not quite family but he is also married in so he is family in law... Nearly 600...

KR: (he thinks) I have a lot of relatives that hate me now. (clipping this lmao) & grabbing a pic of some outfits.

Of COURSE I've heard of armando garcia! I love this consolate guy Mexico city?

Is it really that easy to change your identity? No way. He also totally would have been found.

Find the truth. Are internet cafes real?

Ooh also really nice slightly purple colour & green shirt I like castle's look. & you can see ryan's phone in his pocket /pos Ew watching ppl's dealing in internet cafes? gross.

Why would she blame you? you're just doing your job. Like when becks was in the ag's office & everyonne was mad.

Gates backstory moments: He skimmed a few eight balls off the very boss Elizabeth was building her case around. When my office caught him reselling it, she came to me. Begged me not to file charges. Asked me to think of the greater good. (she pauses) I did my job that day, too. IT HAS BEEN THAT LONG?

you're not telling her that he compromised her case, you're saving her from him having sabotaged your case!

Jamie Burman stole it bc he knew where it was now? Stephanie goldmark, did you really just... leave your computer like that? & did the rest of you have permission to search her computer? unless it is a work computer in which case you can do anything you want ig. HOLD ON THE CAPTIONS CALL IT BERMAN THE TRANSCRIPT SAYS BURMAN IDK WHAT IS GOING ON.

Does he not know abt the investigation or is he faking?

*deletes you forever!!!!* *you still exist as metadata*

Peter/armando: I came to the US believing in the American dream, so I worked hard and tried to be honest in a corrupt government, plants drugs on me, threatens to destroy my future, all because you need someone to testify? How am I supposed to still believe? I did everything I could to play by the rules, but no one else does. So by the time you hear this, I’ll be gone. Remember that one cop who was doing a demonstration at a school on, well basically how to plant drugs on someone? & then he had two kids volunteer to do a demo & the kids pretended one was in labour? Yeah I'm just thinking about them.

Oh no she's going to blame herself for goldie doing that

following our captain's lead! Beckett & Gates are the best. I love them. I love their relationship.

Weston: but at least I won’t embarrass myself in court presenting evidence that is untrue.

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AGAIN!

KB: I think we have to decide why we’re actually having this wedding. I mean, are we doing this not to insult hundreds of people or are we doing this for us? some of those people would go only bc they don't want to offend you. You should get a wedding photoshoot done now, send a photo & a non-invitation saying "sorry we missed you. We don't have the space for everyone we want to invite, but we still wanted you to have some wedding pics. luv u bye." "We're getting married! *both of them dressed up in wedding gear blowing a kiss to the reader*." On the inside it says, "We're getting married in (season). If you would like photos, please let us know." & then don't invite them. Idk. Idk! screw this, the only reason he's inviting half those ppl is so they don't feel left out that he's inviting their mutual friends.

just "you" no name? Not "me & you" why did one write on the left & the other on the right? Weird. Also totally expected rick to write alexis & stop there. HEY I REMEMBER MADDIE! you don't need to invite gates' family. Just her & a plus-one. & that is just one, not her sister & kids!

I would invite: my parents, my bros, my step-mom (but none of her kids unless the one son wants to come which he probably wouldn't bc it's loud & boring & he's autistic so like.. noise), two friends from culinary school, maybe a third, possibly a fourth but then I'd get into the "If I invite them I have to invite them" trap so only those two, my crew from jr high (& the parents of only one), a family friends 1, family friends 2, no other family friends bc I'm not close w them, & then I started writing it down. My grandparents & aunt & uncles. No family past that, partially bc they live not-close, or at least that's my excuse. & then my 3 martial arts instructors & that's it. Not my older bro's friends I like, nobody from work, none of my second cousins or mom's cousins or dad's cousins, even tho I'd love to invite a lot of them. Probably not that new friend I made. Nobody online. I could get more martial arts friends, my violin teachers, & my old educational assistants- actually yeah I'd invite the person I used to consider my best friend+ until it moved away for college, but tbh probably not our other friend or anyone from the pride club any year, not my hot/cold friend, you know what? I definitely WOULD invite my ed assistants. Not the most recent ta tho, none of my other fave teachers. This stuff is easy. I'm sure after I post this I'd remember so many ppl I need to invite or could invite but wouldn't if I was keeping the list small. Like mu bus friends. All the ppl I included in my "note" a few years back. Actually yeah no yeah that was a very similar experience. I didn't have a lot to say to a lot of people, but I wanted to get everybody sometimes I gave ppl their own pages bc I included a specific person from the group they were in & didn't want to exclude them. I wouldn't invite my childhood best friend. (tho I did invite my jr high crew). None of my international friends-- actually yk what I WOULD invite them. Let them take a vacation here at the same time! Well no I wouldn't. but still. Not my inuit/dutch high school friend. Anyone I had a sleepover with? Not that friend, she was a little bit physically abusive, not those family friends but I like them for sure, not the childhood one, already the middleschool ones, nobody from Camp... Yeah. (just finished the below paragraph) I remembered some more family friends... & forgot them. ig they weren't important enough to invite. choire? no. Moved south? no. mum's friends? no. Crud I can't remember.

edit: I forgot my best friend from late jr high

Moving on, that's the end of the ep. They are just going to re-up their lists. You know what they should do? Whitelist each other's lists. say "yes these people, the rest can be cut" w/o saying "no these people, & we still have to cut more"

fudge I shouldn't have done that, now I feel like writing down every person I have ever fricking met & labelling them yes or no. Oh. I'm so frustrated because I'm not on my meds. but i'm too fucked up to get up & take em. I'm fucking stuck & I don't want to get up until I remember the thing. Adhd based issue here but I need my mood stabilizers. fuck & the typing of my bro is so loud & annoying & hell even I'm struggling to type rn.

just let me end the post idk how to end the post in a way that sounds complete & good to post.

Yes.

that was me being messed up.

amen.

yes that was castle episode. amen. all good.

love you bye.

edit: I realize why I was so messed up. I was late taking my meds & starting my period. Speaking of which, I need to take my testosterone shot today

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Here is I, the person who is throwing classic Harry Potter Fanfic tropes at you to ruin and fix and make a whole thing if you so wish.

Seer Harry. I can't tell you how many seer Harry fics I have run across. So tell me Muffin how badly would this actually go? Everything is open to interpretation for how you think seers would work. But let's say Harry goes either blind or becomes blind over time. In true seer fashion for irony sake. Which i have seen a seer done right in My babysitter is a vampire but I rarely actually ever see them used to the full potential. And knowing the dumpster fire that is Harry and Dumbledore this won't end up well.

I mean, we're talking canon Harry here with the only difference being he's now a seer? And will someday go blind?

Alright, let's do it.

A Caveat

No one plays with canon Harry. We all make significant changes to his character, some that are more obvious to the audience than others. It's the Harry Potter fandom way.

Harry is made smarter, kinder, 'darker', more elitist, more political, you name it fandom's got it. Rarely is Harry ever pure Harry (I say raising my hand as I am shamelessly guilty of the same phenomenon).

So, if you were to see this in a story, or if I were to write this in a story myself, I wouldn't be working with canon Harry. I don't know who I'd write instead, but it'd likely be a very different character to suit my needs. I suspect every other author would be the same (even if they don't admit as much and produce something pointless and terrible.)

But since this is meta, that's not what we're doing here.

Harry Potter is a Seer

Remember that Harry is dumb. I don't mean that he's not book smart or he occasionally makes stupid choices, that kid is dumb as bricks and is dumb as bricks throughout the entire series. This isn't really the post to iterate through why he's an idiot, just take my word for it here. He is.

But more than that, I'm not sure he'd ever realize he has this gift or it's in any way extraordinary.

So, Harry has increasingly terrible vision that seems to get worse every year and occasionally hallucinates things that then later happen. Doesn't that happen to everybody? Isn't that what that phrase 'deja vu' is all about? It must just be your regular wizard thing.

Harry didn't realize talking to snakes wasn't a common talent until it was brought up by Ron in Harry's second year. Similarly, I doubt anyone would talk about this and so Harry just assumes this is a normal thing and that his eyesight is shitty (Hermione, after all, always seems to know what's on the exam too so he can't be the only one.)

But honestly...

This might as well be canon.

Harry gets ominous visions of Quirrell doing something? SNAPE MUST BE UP TO SOMETHING. Quirrell, must have been manipulated or else cursed by Snape to do the something he may or may not be up to.

Harry gets ominous visions of this hot kid in a basement somewhere? DRACO MUST BE UP TO SOMETHING. Harry's not sure who Mr. Hottie is, or where this basement is, or what's even happening but if Draco's not in on this Harry will eat his hat.

Rinse and repeat.

Harry might confess to having these visions but may very likely blame his connection with Voldemort (as most of the visions are going to be about Tom Riddle or in some way related to him.) This is something that is known about/told to him via Dumbledore and Harry wouldn't think to go "Oh wait, no, I think I'm a seer".

He eventually goes blind and likely blames his scar and the evil magic left there by Voldemort. This causes him more capslock rage than usual and he spends the rest of that year learning how to grapple with his blindness. He figures being able to 'see' where the next step is on the stairs is his magic overcompensating.

[chasseuses]

reasons why i love jade leech pt.2

so i guess I'm doing this again.

this is more of a repeat of everything I said in part one but with more sobbing and coherent words.

Jade Leech, Octavinelle's vice dorm leader and the twin brother of Floyd. Many might say that Jade is better than Floyd, although that may seem true to people who don't know him well enough, some people were smart enough to know that Jade was just as bad.

Despite being so fucking shady and nasty, I couldn't help but slowly learn how to love his character. His shadiness is only a part of his charm ❤️ I mean— don't you want that? Don't you just want to look at him and wonder what the fuck is going through his mind right now?

He could be either plotting murder or thinking about tonight's dinner and I would still find his shady expression 🥺 oddly attractive to say the least. I'm being weirdly serious here and typing in lowercase so in a few bullets, expect me to go feral once again.

His eyes are gorgeous. I don't know about you but I get mesmerized everytime I look at them, I swear I could drown in them and never want air ever again. His mismatched eyes,, absolutely beautiful sir please shock my heart eheheh 👉👈 haha jk !!! he doesn't have to use his unique magic to shock my heart bfjfkfjfkfjkffk

His smile is breathtaking, my sun— my light in this dark world of mine. Even if his smile is practiced and insincere, I can't help but go crazy over it. Imagine if he smiled genuinely, no restraints at all as he let out a hearty laugh and a genuine smile took over his expression. I would cry on the spot, I am cryimyfjrkfjkffk.

GOF HELP ME I CAN'T TYPE IN LOWERCASE ANYMORE IM GOING IN CAPSLOCK!!!

I HATE HOW JADE CAN GO FROM HIS USUAL GENTLEMANLY FACE EXPRESSION BUT SUDDENLY SHOOTS YOU A FUCKING SMUG GRIN WHICH SHOWS OFF HIS SHARP TEETH AND SAYS HIS USUAL "Fufu~" LINE LIKE PLEASE 🗿 SHUT THE FUCK UP DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT!!

SPEAKING OF TEETH, MAN I REALLY AM CURIOUS AS TO HOW SHARP THEY ARE. A PART OF ME WANTS TO SHOVE MY HAND INTO HIS MOUTH AND JUST TOUCH THOSE TEETH AND SEE HOW SHARP THEY ARE 🤡 haha imagine if he suddenly bit down tho hahshhhshsdrijfrknfkrgntknffknflfnflffnkfnfkjfkdjfofjddlifjf ok I'll shut up.

I don't think I mentioned it here (i already did) but I am telling you that the idea of someone as composed and reserved as Jade starts pining, IT'S GUARANTEED TO BE SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE 🗿 OH GOD THE THOUGHT OF JADE PINING?? ABSOLUTELY *CHEFS KISS* MAN THAT IS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE IF YOU SEE ANY PINING JADE PLEASE TAG ME I WILL START CRYIMG

Oh my god. Have I told you how beautiful Jade's lips are? Please please please please look at them they look so nice ahahahha so irresistible and kissable UEEEEEEEEEE

The way his lips are like that 🗿his fucking smile/smirk. GOD GIEV EME THE ABILITY TO KITH THIS MAN JUST ONCE PLEASE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I'M FUCKING CRYING.

Oh my gOD THE WAY HE LOOKS AT MUSHROOMS... THE SOFTEST GAZE... SOMEONE LIKE HE... IS CAPABLE OF HAVING SUCH A SOFT EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE.... PLEASE I WANT TO BE A MUSHROOM IF IT MEANT BEING LOOKED AT BY JADE LIKE THAT.

HE COULD FUCKING SPIT ON ME AND I'D THANK HIM.

I'm ashamed to admit that the earliest reason why I liked Jade Leech was because of his hands. Please forgive me, Lilia-sama. I cannot help but get attracted to such beautiful hands- it was if it was sculpted by the god of sculpting himself! It's such a shame that his gloves cover up its blinding beauty- though my eyes can see through the deceit, I know that his fingers are glorious beneath that piece of cloth. My one and only wish in life is to be able to hold his hand- without the gloves, and that's all for my confession.

^^^^^ I FOUND THAT IN MY DRAFTS

I'M SORRY BUT I JUST REALLY LIKE HIS HANDS OK. LIKE 😳 haha...!! what if we held hands,, without the gloves 😳 haha jk...! unless ...?9£4(_8 UE UE UE UE UE MR. LEECH LET ME HOLD YOUR HAND PLEASE I'M GONNA BEG

UEEEEEEEE I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU WHEN I SAY I WROTE SO MUCH LETTERS FOR THIS EEL I WISH I WAS KIDDING I HAVE LIKE 12 RIGHT NOW GOD I'M SUCH A FUCKING SIMP

st a rts sobbing

pouting jade.

pouting jade.

pouting jade.

WHAT THE FUCKBSJDJDJJ??£?£(_(3(_((_(£(£+£; WHY IS HE SO CUTE INT HSI SCREENSHOT WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE THE WAY YOU'RE POUTING RIGHT NOW IS SO CUTE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME SQUEEZE YOU.

I'm fucking crying why the fuck is he so cute gof forbid this man from being so fuvking cute i cannot.

People be telling me: cute?? jade is terrifying.

and I go like: that's cute.

UE UE UE EU UEHFHRJFJJDJF HAVE U GUYS HEARD OF WHAT HE DOES TO PEOPLE HE BETRAY HIM???? I LITERALLY WENT 😳 "ahahahh mr leech i will personally betray you just to make you do that to me" you know. like a simp.

U know what I'm going back to lowercase

His extreme love for mushrooms is probably his comic relief so it doesn't completely make him seem like a shady bitch in the game- it's a surprise as to how cute and vulnerable he can get when he talks about or does something related to his precious fungi. It even goes as far as to make him completely lose his sense of surroundings, which is really rare for someone as observant as him- and usually dangerous sjfbjdbf. It's also EXTREMELY CUTE as to how they made Jade someone who really likes mountains- he even goes as far as to found his own club to appreciate them!!

He has pretty deft hands, being able to create a terrarium and care for it as a hobby is applaudable- not everyone has the ability to do just that, you'd have to be able to be extremely precise and careful, and add a little bit of extreme determination to the mix. He would probably smell like mud from all the time he spends in the greenhouse, and stays up late because of creating terrariums. It shows us that he isn't completely a shitty eel who collects dirt on people as his job and I think that's pretty fucking cute not gonna lie!

There was one voice line of him mentioning that he likes gazing at stars, which was completely unexpected for me! He didn't seem like the type to gaze up at the stars and just- watch! Though I expect him to be always alone whenever he does that- he isn't exactly the most approachable person in NRC, people tend to avoid the Leech twins because of Floyd- mostly. People are just scared of them and I don't think Jade has any friends aside from Azul and Floyd. And I don't think either of them would be willing to stay with him to do just that, Floyd's excuse would be because "it's boring~!" and Azul's would be "I have much more important things to do." And I think that's pretty fucking sad.

God please send me to their world I will watch the stars with him please i love him so much I'm—

BACK TO CAPSLOCK FJDJJEKFJKDJFKRNDKDJFKDFLDJRLFNFLDNFLDFNDLNDLDNFLFOFKDLDKDLDKDK

Look. No amount of words can actually describe my feelings for Jade Leech no words can do my love justice UE UE UE UE which is why I do the second best thing— keysmash.

Please please please I could give him the whole world and it wouldn't do my love for him justice 🗿 UE UE UE UEJFBRKFBTKNFRKFBFKFHJFHFDKHFKDBFKDHFKRBFRKBFRKBRKFBFKFNFKFJFKFJDKFK

I also uh, want him to step on me! Y',)!92+_)£_+ Y'know... He would stomp on my back and dig his heel into my back and probably hurl insults towards me 😳 man. I'd be hIS FUCKING DOORMAT IN A HEARTBEAT.

Omg this is getting long

The first part was much more 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 but I still do this anyways.

Anyways. Please stan Jade Leech I love him so much 💕

i would've included my brainrot but ppl would just go 🗿 "taku you really are a jade simp huh" and NO I DON'T WANT THATTTTTTTTT