#didn't make a dent

[sarcasticsciencefictionwriter]

Trying to decide which WIPs to put into hibernation and which ones to just slog through and finish.

Theoretically, it's so I feel less pressure and have less work to do. I finished one, but bumped the count back up to 28 (29?) by starting a new one.

However, realistically it's turning into I'm weeding things out to focus on multiple multi-chapter Sanctuary AUs I do NOT need to be writing right now, especially when I already have ones that I need to finish. Ones that I've been working on for nearly a year, in some cases.😅

(Anyway, part of this is due to the fact that I'm now in love with Ranna's character and have at least three stories where she is very major to them)

[reginalusus]

More Jason and Harvey fic stuff... Harvey will make observations and Jason will be like, "URM, ACTUALLY-"

Silly lil' Ko-Fi.

[le-sluagh]

#6 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)

Riddler: Hi, who's this? Joker changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

?: What's mine?

Riddler: Dwarf.

?: HE’S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Riddler: Oh, hey Penguin.

Penguin: FUCK!

*****

Poison Ivy: Does everyone know their job for today?

Joker: Vacuum the flowers.

Harley Quinn: Water the carpet.

Two Face: Wash the dishes.

Poison Ivy: Close enough.

*****

*During Legion of Doom Meeting*

Lex Luthor: Is there something you would like to say, Riddler?

Riddler: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

*****

Poison Ivy: Are you having another depressive episode?

Two Face: A depressive episode?

Two Face: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

*****

*Joker is shopping with Lex Luthor*

Joker: Can I get a pistol who sounds like a kazoo?

Lex Luthor, shrugging: If there’s one on sale.

*****

*Villain's cooking skills*

Lex Luthor and Penguin: *master chef* ... *My bad. Have a master chef*

Bane and Harvey Dent: *master chef* (Not of Lex or Penguin)

Poison Ivy, Riddler and Mr.Freeze: *knows a few recipes*

Two Face: *can follow instructions on a box*

Mad Hatter: *only good to make cake*

Scarecrow: *made toast once*

Harley Quinn: *Think she’s a really good cooker* … *Spoiler she’s not*

Joker: *banned from the kitchen*

*****

Riddler: I haven't seen Mad Hatter and Scarecrow for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Mad Hatter and Scarecrow running after it in a panic. Riddler doesn't look outside at all.*

Riddler: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

*****

Riddler: *out cold on the ground*

Harley Quinn: Oh my god, do you think he’s okay?!

Mr. Freeze, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Riddler’s face*

*****

Joker: *sees Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy together*

Joker: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Two Face: You mean... you ship them?

*****

Riddler: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Penguin: It was autocorrect.

Riddler: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot"?

Penguin: Yes.

[pizzpizzapizzo]

Awww! I love your art style!! it's so adorable I just wanna *Eats it* But anyway, I would love to hug werewolf peppino, he seems like he won't bite, at least. Keep it anon, if you want. Love your stuff <3

he knows he won't bite, but he does not know that you know he won't bite, and that's more than a little worrying

(also thank you!!! <3)

[fantasticalleigh]

we talk a fair game about hating AI on here but there's that one extremely obvious AI made reylo fanart that keeps floating around from time to time and a lot of people have fallen for it and reblogged it and the person behind the account makes a ton of other AI art using disney characters and i try not to get annoyed about it because at first glance it's kind of convincing if you don't know what to look for but i think as a whole we need to get better about recognizing AI art if we're saying we're not going to support it. idk. t

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! A word of advice about going to a new doctor (this is US-based, but I think might be applicable to more than just that): If they do not ask you for your medical history, that is not a good sign

[rollforjackass]

thank god i've come back to tumblr after all this time bc where else could i say "i've been simping for the scarecrow from batman begins lately" with impunity. anyway thank you cilian murphy for your service

[gnomewithalaptop]

Okay I'm gonna be real here: I Do Not Care about the Harvey Dent plotline

[tetedurfarm]

i intended to take cute goat pics or whatever but then i went out with my weed picker and disappointed my ancestors by getting overheated after an hour and having to go inside so instead you can enjoy this photo of my barn. might actually be done before the end of the week :0

[insurged]

i'm sorry but gigantomachia's betrayal doesn't make one lick of sense to me. what did he expect after getting caught by the heroes? did he expect all for one to princess bridal carry his 50,000 ton unconscious ass and fly through the air with him back to villain base? and once a villain gets caught, they're locked down tight, no way afo is freeing him before the war. and it's not like afo forgot about him, he sent help. if your loyalty can't even put thought into those things, then you deserve to get culled. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[divinekangaroo]

Finishing the Dark Knight and cannot stop laughing: Nolan's ability to finish a movie is like Sting's ability to finish a song.

[transgender-catboy]

Forcing myself to stay awake for another 2 hours so I can go to sleep at a reasonable time for a change

[leslieseveride]

chicago fire fam i love you and thanks for being so patient with me as i slowly get through this season. 🥺🫶

[oculusxcaro]

(If she ever gets patrons who tend to make frequent 'appearances' on the news, how often does she recognize them, and how awkward are those interactions? Does she ever report them to the GCPD or feel tempted to do so?)

send me questions you have about my character!

You'd think a waitress in a demanding job would at least have a somewhat decent memory when it comes to recognizing faces but honestly? Khare has a horrible memory and isn't likely to start remembering faces unless they are REALLY distinct (or have visited enough times for their appearance to register in her brain). Seeing the Joker himself strolling in and ordering up some pancakes is the most you can expect for her to acknowledge there's a serious fucking situation on hand but after that? Forget it, she's not likely to make the connection.

However, this is Gotham so chances are that at least somebody's going to rock up at the diner in their costume. Khare may be so preoccupied about getting their order right that... you know, it's going to take a minute or two to catch on that something's not right about their appearance, but she can't quite put a finger on it. Alexa, play the Jeopardy! Think Music! It's probably more awkward for the patron visiting that everything is so calm - The waitress isn't screaming bloody murder or jamming the silent call button beneath the counter to alarm the police that trouble is there, she's just smiling and doing her best to remember their order, just as they want it but on the off chance she does recognize somebody... she really, really doesn't want to call the GCPD and cause a scene, because really, nothing's happened.... yet, and the thought of police taking her statement and asking awkward questions is a far more frightening prospect than the Mad Hatter asking for a pot of tea, because... you know, she's an illegal immigrant at this point, and if she calls the police, who's to say she's not joining them in jail after her shift ends? Having a bad memory makes life difficult but in Khare's case, it might have saved more than a few potentially dangerous situations from blowing up as a hungry rogue gets a tasty meal without any screaming or overhearing any hushed calls begging the GCPD to arrive, because even criminals need to eat and boy, do most people feel a lot better after getting a proper meal inside them!

[found--family]

you killed my best friend was the first time harvey mentioned bruce

[ladymalchav]

New meme template dropped!