#didn't even raise an eyebrow in a town with an immortal goddess-backed witch and a cat king
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David, on finding out that Crystal has her powers back: "I can't wait to be a god again."
David, one week ago, on month three of possessing a powerful psychic:
#seriously what was the plan here#he was just living his best Crystal Palace life#eating fish out of dumpsters and picking fights and howling at the moon and taking public transport#love that he was in Port Townsend the entire time as the crew too#terrorizing teens and not doing much else#didn't even raise an eyebrow in a town with an immortal goddess-backed witch and a cat king#did they even know a demon was there like#david what was the plan#david you will never not be funny to me#dead boy detectives#dbda#david the demon#crystal palace
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