#didn’t expect uhhhh uktsa (what’s the real acronym? is there an acronym? everything has an acronym) to be more paranoid than the us | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

oldfritz · 1 year

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irony: when your girlfriend asks the people at [redacted american airport] how they know which bags to put on the plane when you transfer flights because she thinks it’ll be her bag they lose. you tease her for her silly question. wohohoho honey

#I believe it got lost in london #and the reason mine didn’t get lost there? big dick dual citizenship vs the poor sad yank #no but all joking asides I feel awful for my joshman #‘welcome to europe. no clothes for you’#ok im really sorry but the jokes do keep coming and I’m sleep deprived and treating life as my own absurdist comedy #like when they had to inspect my medicine and nebulizer at Heathrow. yknow. the uk #didn’t expect uhhhh uktsa (what’s the real acronym? is there an acronym? everything has an acronym) to be more paranoid than the us #ponine keepin it real

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