#did you guys think they'd move in together so fast???

[thinkingotherwise]

Hello! Just a girly obsessed with Umemiya, requesting a scenario where he thinks reader and him are dating but he didn’t officially ask. A little bit of panic happens before he realizes his mistake 😆🥹🩵 (any levels of spicy 😆) 🙏🏼

Cute, it's like dating but not really.

Hajime is a little chaotic in this and acts before thinking.

Hajime Umemiya x reader

A little spoiler to Hajime's backstory, not much he just wants to introduce you to his family.

- Umemiya's touch was more frequent, you noticed recently. It was surprising but you didn't mind it at all. - It brought you a sense of relief even if you felt warm whenever it happened. - Of course, your mind searched for the source of what exactly brought this new wave of touchiness. - You remembered it all started during the latest BBQ party that the Bofurin Leader organized and you helped, as usual. - Yet you couldn't recall the specific moment that could bring it, that could deepen your relationship with him. - So you went with it. The fact that you had a crush on him might have been an additional reason.

- But then he asked you to visit his old orphanage together and oh dear, if you knew what it would entail. - You agreed, why wouldn't you when he smiled at you like that with eyes full of excitement? - You walked with him up to the front doors voicing how nervous you were to meet such important people in his life. - "Don't worry, I'm sure they'd love you, I know I do." - He said and that made your mind blank. Did you hear him correctly just now? - Noticing your absentminded stare he thought you were really anxious, so he stepped closer placing his hand on your cheek before connecting your lips together. - Okay, now saying you were confused would be an understatement. - Your brain shut off as you let his lips move against yours. You felt your blood pumping rapidly as warmth spread all over your body. - Then he pulled away sending you his pretty smile and your eyes moved frantically over his features. Your mouth opened as you breathed heavily trying to calm yourself. - "What was-" - You were cut off as Hajime brushed your cheek before letting his hand fall to grip yours. - "You're gonna do well. Don't worry." - His voice was calm and comforting, complete opposite to how you were feeling right now. - Everything happened way too fast for you to catch up. First, he saying he loved you, kissing you, and now the front door opened showing some kids as they cheered seeing Hajime. - An older man appeared behind the group and you felt as if you were about to get a heart attack when Hajime's next words left his mouth. - "Hello guys, as promised, I brought my partner with me. That's (Y/n), be nice to them." - This man, he really wanted to put you in hospital with his unpredictable behavior. - "Ex-excuse me?" - You questioned your hand tightening around Hajime as he still held it. - The older man brought the kids back inside and motioned for you two to join them. Yet you didn't move. - Your hand pulled on Bofurin leader's as you finally collected some confidence to question him. - "Hajime, what is this all about? We're not dating, are we?" - You asked with wide eyes questioning even yourself, if maybe you forgot about something. Did you have some short-term memory loss? - His head tilted to the side as his eyes looked at you disoriented. - "We are, aren't we?" - He questioned back. - And now both of you stood, in front of his orphanage with doors open wide, frozen in place instead of entering. - "Since when?" - You tried to remember when it did happen, was it why he was more touchy with you recently because he thought you were going out? - "Umm.. since the BBQ." - He replied his voice losing its volume, but as he stood close to you, you heard him perfectly well. - "I confessed to you and you reciprocated my feelings." - He added and you went back the memory lane to the day.

- In your mind, it seemed like a normal conversation, well slightly normal as you certainly remembered him saying he liked you in front of everyone, but he did so with others as well and you thought he meant it in a friendly way, so you replied that you liked him too. - You described the memory to him and watched as his mouth opened wide and his ears colored red. - He covered his mouth with his hand and turned away from you as he gasped when reality crashed into him. - Why? Well, he remembered the moment a little differently. - He was looking at you, enchanted by your smile, so much so that he didn't realize that instead of saying things out loud he was thinking them inside his head. In his mind, he confessed all of feelings to you before finally voicing out a short 'I like you'. Which honestly, was supposed to sum up all of his confession but how could it make sense for you when you couldn't read his mind? - So when he heard you saying you also like him, he immediately thought you also shared the same deep feelings he did and that meant you were together.

- The realization appeared in his eyes as he slowly turned to you, his eyes glistening with tears as he looked so apologetic. - "I'm so sorry. Oh my God.. I really apologize I-" - His voice cut as he recalled the last minutes and what he did as well as his previous actions that must have made you uncomfortable, in his opinion. - His knees bent as he kneeled in front of you head bowed down. - You gasped in surprise and embarrassment as he apologized to you. - Your hand moved to grab his biceps as you tried to pick him up from the ground, your eyes darting behind him to the open doors trying to see if someone was watching. But when you found no one you pulled on his arm and he finally stood up. - "I really am sorry, I'll tell everyone at the orphanage that you're my friend and explain it." - He rambled on and you covered his mouth to make him listen to you. - "Umm I really was surprised and confused when you did all that." - You waved your hand as you started talking. Flustered like never but also a little amused at the fact that he confessed to you in his head. - "But I really didn't mind when you became closer. I mean, I do like you, like as more than just a friend but it would be nice to know we were actually dating." - A small smile appeared on your face and Hajime slowly became more relieved seeing that you didn't mind his actions as much as he thought you would. - "So if you still want to, we can make it a reality and this time confess out loud." - His head moved rapidly nodding at your words as he grabbed your hand and pulled it away from his mouth. - "Yes, sure. Of course, I really liked the thought of dating you and the last days when I thought we did." - He replied excitedly before pulling you into a hug which you reciprocated. - That was until the old man that was leading the orphanage appeared at the doors again asking if you were going to join them or would you just stand outside. - You smiled at him, more confident, now that you cleared things up with Hajime, before walking into the building with your new boyfriend following after you.

[beatrixstonehill2]

Brianna, Sarah, and Lexi couldn't contain themselves anymore, they passionately made out, their cocks erect, all about ten inches in length, very swollen from over-masturbating. Their cocks pressed together, as their breasts did, the sensation of finally being together like this immediately made them all feel ready to prematurely cum. No shame in it. The girls did, giggling and gasping as their big cocks shot load after load.

The three girls moved in together to share rent, figuring other trans girls were ideal roommates. All of them claimed to only be into men, but they quickly felt a great deal of attraction toward one another, always dancing around it. Every girl would check out the other girls' breasts, compliment them, check out their asses, and of course, the main source of all the sexual tension, all three girls had a nearly foot-long cock that they could barely tuck and hide in public, let alone at home.

All day they'd catch themselves and each other staring at the girls' often erect cocks. A big bulge in their shorts or lifting the hem of their dresses or skirts. When it became too much, the girls would have to 'use the bathroom', apartment code for being so horny they have to go jerk off. Several times a day the girls would find themselves having to run off and masturbate, or risk cumming in their shorts or all over themselves/the furniture if they wore a dress or skirt. No underwear at home, or bras.... But each girl maintained they were only attracted to men.

One day, Brianna told the other girls she was considering going off her estrogen for a while to see how her body would react. Sarah and Lexi loved this idea, all three of them gushing that they've been thinking nonstop about going off their estrogen since moving in together. The wheels started spinning in their dumb, girly minds. They went off estrogen, and within a day their erections became almost painful, so stubborn and frequent they'd get erect again almost right after jerking off. All three girls noticed their cock were bigger, after only one day, from the sheer amount of swelling due to excessively masturbating.

Brianna turned to the girls, all sitting, watching TV, trying their hardest not to accidentally cum, or rub their cocks through their clothes, or glance too long at the other girls' throbbing erections. It became too much. A frustrated Brianna announced, "What if we all just went on testosterone and became boys instead?" Sarah and Lexi both came, Sarah in her shorts, Lexi all over her legs in a plaid skirt. The girls launched at each other, making out, pulling off each other's clothes, giggling, gasping, and moaning as they no longer suppressed their feelings, allowing themselves to touch and pump each other's cocks, not caring how pathetically fast they all ejaculated.... The girls soon took turns trying to fuck each other's asses, struggling even with lube to cram their swollen, jiggly cocks into the other girls' asses, but they had fun trying.

As they all lay together, panting and sweating, Sarah and Lexi leaning against Brianna's breasts, suckling them, Brianna told her roommates, "Guess we're not really girls after all."

Sarah and Lexi shook their heads. "Nope, not one bit," Lexi said.

"Never were," Sarah naughtily giggled. "All the blockers and estrogen in the world didn't change that we're just boys."

Brianna giggled. "Boys with tits, and huge cocks..... I bet we can convince a lot of cute guys we're really girls, only to press our bulges against them. It'd be so fun to get hate fucked and called a dumb sissy boy and a fake girl...."

"Oh my god that's so hot!" Lexi said. "I'd love for a guy to see me, check me out, only for me to ask him he doesn't look like the kind of guy who's into other men...."

"Fuck....." Sarah gasped, ejaculating against Brianna's thigh.

"Good boy," both Brianna and Lexi said.

"Thank you.... but we'll have to move fast. If we start T we won't pass for girls much longer."

Lexi bit her lip. "We don't really pass very well now...."

Brianna's cock got rock hard again. "Nope, not one bit."

Sarah almost came again on the spot. "We're just fooling ourselves if we think we look even remotely like girls. It's soooo obvious we're boys playing dress up!"

All three girls came again, without so much as touching their cocks. Brianna moaned, her cock twitching with all twelve ropes of cum she shot, feeling glorious testosterone course through her, finally. "And pretty soon we'll sound just like boys, no more pre-puberty girly voices for us."

"Oooo, and we'll get beards finally, and chest hair!" Lexi said.

"We need to grow out all of our body hair and still wear our cute outfits. Everyone's reaction will be soooo hot, seeing us detrans."

Brianna held his new boyfriends against him. "Let's find a doctor and offer to suck his cock in exchange for a T-prescription."

"I love the way you think, dude," Lexi said.

[augustjustice]

🪱Wiggly Worm Wednesday 🪱

Thank you so much for tagging me @formosusiniquis and @sidekick-hero 💛🖤It's been ages, but I finally have some down time and some thoughts to share!

Transcribed and expanded upon from an idea I discussed with @inkfowl on discord a while ago, this one is always kind of burning at the back of my brain:

Steddie soulmate AU where Steve and Eddie are not each other's soulmates.

Like, maybe Steve's romantic soulmate is Nancy (because of course Robin will always be his true platonic soulmate), but Nancy, being someone who goes against the grain and doesn't want the system to dictate to her who she is, will be, or will be with, already rejected Steve for Jonathan in the earlier seasons. She didn't want to end up trapped in a loveless soulmate marriage by her parents, and she felt called to Jonathan soulmate bond be damned.

Like in canon, Steve was deeply heartbroken at the time when it happened, always being a romantic who wanted to find the one true person he was destined to be with forever. But because he did truly care about Nancy, he let her go, didn't want to stand in the way of her true happiness. And by the time Season 4 rolls around, his own feelings have developed into a healthy friendship with Nancy, having truly moved on the way he told Robin he was in the bathroom confession, and at that point he honestly wouldn't want to go back to the way things were before. Even though he's sad it isn't destined to happen the way it does in all the rom-coms and fairytales, he still wants real romantic love (Robin and the kids more than fulfill the share of platonic and familial love he's looking for, in a way his parents never managed to) and hasn't given up on finding it.

So then the S4 shenanigans happen, Steve officially meets Eddie the DM the kids keep raving about, and falls for him pretty fast even while they're still trying to sort out all the carnage with Vecna.

At first, Eddie keeps pushing Steve in Nancy's direction, because from his perspective, they're soul mates, and it's so clear there's feelings still lingering there. Plus, they'd obviously be a badass perfect couple, just look at them. (And if that's the perfect excuse Eddie tells himself to keep from getting too tangled up in his own feelings, well that's a secret for him and no one else.)

But even in the aftermath of the Upside Down shenanigans, Steve and Nancy still don't get back together, and Steve is insistent that they're just friends, managing to convince Eddie that he's being sincere. So, something tentatively starts to build between them. Nothing officially romantic, yet, but they're slowly working their way up to it, flirting and feeling each other out.

And sure, they shouldn't make sense on paper--in the larger scheme of the universe, they don't, allegedly, given the lack of soulmate mark binding them together. But besides just genuine attraction, everything that happened has bonded them together, and they genuinely feel safe together, able to open in ways they can't even with some of their closest friends. They might not have many surface things in common like shared hobbies and interests, but when it comes to the things they both think actually matters, they have a lot in common--like their protectiveness over the kids, a shared inherent silliness, etc. They make each other laugh, they comfort each other on bad nights when the nightmares keep them up. It seems only a matter of time before the tension overwhelms them and they collide together, finally make it official the way Robin is impatiently waiting on them too.

...But then Eddie's own soulmate waltzes into the picture.

Steve finds himself heart-broken all over again, because he's always the second choice. And how the hell is he supposed to compete with Eddie's actual, honest-to-god soulmate? Especially when the guy is just perfect for him--completely into metal, a nonconformist, knows and likes all the songs that Eddie likes. The guy is even hot which pisses Steve the hell off. But he tries to hide it, do what he did for Nancy and push his feelings aside as he encourages Eddie to take his shot with the guy like a good friend would. Because if he really cares about Eddie, then he should just be happy for him, right? He's getting the shot Steve never did.

Robin insists, from the outside looking in, that Eddie seems a lot more conflicted than Steve is willing to see. Confused and hurt at first when Steve pulls away. Going on dates with the guy only after Steve seems so insistent that he give him a chance, telling him he should be excited because It's your honest to god soulmate, dude!

But even as he tries to be supportive, Steve's jealousy keeps bubbling up. Things eventually come to a head in an argument.

"I don't care why you care so much anyway, Harrington! Now's your perfect chance to swoop in--you've got Miss Perfect Nancy Wheeler out there just waiting for you to get your shit together, stop 'experimenting,' and finally go back to her!"

"Newsflash, Eddie! I already told you, I'm not in love with Nancy. And besides, it wouldn't matter even if I was, since I'm her second choice, just like with you, just like--with everybody!"

And then Steve presses an arm over his face to hide his tears, but Eddie catches his wrist and tugs it down.

“Yeah, except, that's where you're wrong, Stevie boy,” he says, cupping Steve’s face in his hands and brushing away his tears with his thumbs, “because you're not. My second choice. Some stupid ass birthmark can’t tell me shit. I don’t want him, I don’t want anyone else, Stevie. Just you."

And then they get an epic, tearful kiss, and Eddie makes some crack about how it's super conformist to end up with your soulmate, anyway, not a very metal thing to do, and Steve lets out a watery laugh in the crook of his neck and then kisses him to shut him up.

Eddie tells Steve all about how he misses his and Steve's silly arguments, and finds it boring that his soulmate and he always seem to agree on things, because where's the fun in that? There's no real spark. None of the push-and-pull he gets when exposing Steve to his interests and the times Steve actually gets into it. Or the delighted confusion when Steve tries to get him into something new and Eddie realizes he actually does like it, or even when he doesn't, seeing Steve enjoy it is enough to make him go from disgust to fond tolerance. And Steve admits he missed it all too, so much, even the metal songs Eddie forced him to listen to that Steve hates he's been playing on a loop while he wallows.

"I want this," Eddie tells him, kissing the tear tracks from Steve's face, "you're here, Stevie, and you're real, and this feels more right than anything else ever has. So, whaddya say, big boy? Will you have me?"

"You're my first pick, Eds," Steve admits, smiling softly, "there's nobody else I'd rather have on my team but you."

Then Eddie complains about Steve marring his love confession with a sports metaphor, and how it's not even true, anyway, because he knows Robin is actually Steve's first draft or whatever. Steve teases him about picking up sports lingo before shutting him up the best way he knows how--with his lips.

And they of course live happily ever after making their own love work, building it together. Even if it doesn't makes sense on paper, even if it's not predestined, they picked it and its theirs. At the end of the day, as far as they're concerned--that's all that really matters.

I'm no pressure tagging @tinytalkingtina @griefabyss69 @wheneverfeasible @thefreakandthehair @ataliagold and anyone else who sees this and would like to join in!

[linmeiwei]

Do you really think Darcy and Elizabeth would be happy together? It's one thing to not care if an insufferable aunt doesn't like your bride, but it's very different when friends and peers start treating him like an idiot for marrying an unimportant and "tolerable" country girl. Also when he realizes that Georgiana will not be getting the same suitors that he would expect.

That's why I think their marriage is not going to be all that. Don't get me wrong, I don't believe Darcy would start being cruel or disrespectful to Elizabeth like Mr Bennet was to his wife. But to continue happily married? I don't think so.

Oh I strongly disagree! I think Darcy and Elizabeth would be extremely happy in marriage.

As to the social consequences of his marrying a tolerable country girl, I'm not convinced that they would be so dire. The Bennets' ruin was averted through Lydia's marriage, I'm not sure it would be talked about much in the wider world. More to the point, he has a powerful family in whose interest it would be, once the Darcy/Elizabeth marriage happened, to make sure Elizabeth was accepted in all the right circles. They'd likely ensure that Lady C didn't do or say anything to spoil the family's standing. We know from some hints in the novel itself that, once push comes to shove, even those who don't like Elizabeth and may know something of the Wickham fiasco, are too afraid to lose the privilege of friendship with Darcy to continue being a nuisance about it (e.g. Caroline Bingley).

We also know that Elizabeth isn't really only tolerable. She's charming, attractive and clever. I genuinely think that she'd actually make quite a hit once let loose in Darcy's world.

Finally, there's Darcy himself. I'm conscious that people interpret his character very differently to me (e.g. they think he's shy or anxious or on the spectrum) so this is very much my interpretation but… going by some of the descriptions we have of his character, he just doesn't seem like the sort of guy to let himself be swayed much by popular opinion. E.g. in this bit, which takes place in Netherfield, when Darcy and Bingley discuss each other's character traits (paraphrasing):

Darcy: When you told Mrs. Bennet this morning, that if you ever resolved on quitting Netherfield you should be gone in five minutes, you meant it to be a sort of panegyric, of compliment to yourself […] but I am by no means convinced that you would be gone with such celerity. Your conduct would be quite as dependent on chance as that of any man I know; and if, as you were mounting your horse, a friend were to say, ‘Bingley, you had better stay till next week,’ you would probably do it—you would probably not go—and, at another word, might stay a month.

Elizabeth: You have only proved by this that Mr. Bingley did not do justice to his own disposition. You have shown him off now much more than he did himself.

Bingley: I am afraid you are giving it a turn which that gentleman did by no means intend; for he would certainly think the better of me if, under such a circumstance, I were to give a flat denial, and ride off as fast as I could.

In another conversation, he says himself that "[his] feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them."

He's just not a volatile sort of guy. He knows his own mind, he knows Elizabeth's merits, and (for all his faults) he's the sort of strong type A that would see it as his responsibiltiy to captain his ship out of any storm rather than abandon it or feel annoyed with it for having got into a storm.

I honestly struggle trying to imagine any set of events that would be at all likely, in which these two were anything other than deeply in love, delighted in each other’s company and devoted to one another.

[marlynnofmany]

Downhill Speed

You know what's a shame? Wasted potential.  Like this new place we were doing business, which was all swooping walkways and ramps — a spectacular opportunity for hoverboard fun, except for the fact that it would probably cause a massive diplomatic incident. The locals were an exceptionally stuffy and dignified species. I couldn't tell if they walked that slowly out of choice or necessity, though the planters full of edibles leaves every few yards felt like a clue. These guys were always chewing, as if they'd run out of the energy to move if they stopped.

I don't know. Maybe they were just like that for cultural reasons. But they kinda did look like koala-sloths in fancy robes. 

And as much as I wanted to find something with wheels or thrusters to ride whooping down the walkways, I didn't want to get our courier ship blacklisted from this sector of space. 

So I just waited patiently while Captain Sunlight worked out the details, and I helped Paint and Mur transfer the pile of small boxes from their hoversleds to ours. I didn't even comment on the inefficiency of all these small crates and multiple hoversleds when they could have had them strapped together in a pallet. Maybe the things came from multiple houses. Not my business. 

But then. One of the locals dropped a box.

It landed on a corner and cracked right open, to a chorus of horrified gasps, and its contents rolled out — a single glowy blue sphere, all sparkly and beautiful, the size of a bowling ball and just as fast. It gathered speed down the ramp while locals cried out helplessly. 

Well if that's not my cue, I don't know what is.

I jumped on a hoversled and flashed off after it, kicking madly to catch up. This was more awkward than I expected. I was out of practice — it had been a long time since I zipped between college classes on a proper board — and this was definitely not that. The little hoversled clearly wasn’t built for speed. It vibrated under me like it was panicking about the velocity we were going, and I couldn’t blame it.

This ramp was a pretty straight one so far, which was great, because I had no real way to steer. I’d kicked to a proper pace, and now I balanced with both feet planted and both arms out like an absolute amateur. But I didn’t want to tip over. I was closing in on the ball.

It made an ominous rumble along the floor.

It was just two yards away.

There was a corner coming up.

The ball was one yard away.

I crouched.

And I grabbed it, tucking it against my chest with one arm while I clutched the edge of the hoversled with the other, sitting down just before I slammed into the clear wall at the corner.

That was some painful skidding. I put my feet down to slow things further, which ended up spinning me around, dragging my feet behind me. But I didn’t drop the ball. And I probably didn’t get any friction burns through my sleeve, though I’d definitely have to check that later.

For now, I was busy sliding to a stop and taking a few deep breaths before standing up. As my blood stopped pounding in my ears quite so loudly, the realization trickled in that people were making a lot of noise around me.

Good noise? I think. Whew.

It took a second to be sure, but those were cheers of praise. Either this ball was an important holy item, or the stunt I’d pulled to catch it was just that impressive. Possibly both. I wouldn’t know until I got back up to the top, because there wasn’t anyone nearby to ask.

But they were hurrying down to meet me, as much as their species could be said to hurry. I found the height adjustment on the hoversled and raised it to where I could tow it without bending down, then started the long walk back up. I held the pretty blue sphere close.

When the koala-sloths met me in the middle, galloping with an undignified flapping of robes, they thanked me profusely for catching the high explosive before it leveled the place.

Multiple responses ran through my head.

I ended on “You might consider better packaging for it.”

They agreed, taking it from me (to my relief) and pulling the hoversled as well. By the time we reached the top, our entire crew was going to town with bubble wrap on the other boxes, and Captain Sunlight had arranged a significantly higher delivery fee.

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The ongoing backstory adventures of the main character from this book. More to come! And I am currently drafting a sequel!

[oh-no-its-bird]

Ok so everyone say thank you to @kirabasai for infecting me with the thought of Commander Fox getting zapped from starwars to naruto

Mitsuki and Fox clone solidarity,, I know Mitsuki only exists in Boruto but I don't give a shit so now not only is this a dimension travel au it's also a time travel

Somehow both Fox and Mitsuki end up in normal naruto canon, and work together bc uhhhh. Reasons, I dunno.

Fox gets zapped first to boruto, probably through spooky Palpatine sith shenanigans that don't actually matter. But he's only there for a second, with just enough time to knock into Mitsuki before he's zapped again into naruto— accidentally bringing Mitsuki with him.

Oops.

He actually feels kind of bad ab it. Or like, as bad about it as Fox can feel, bc he's Fox. But then he learns Mitsuki is a clone and it isn't just awww shit he accidentally kidnapped some kid but aww shit he accidentally kidnapped a Shiny

Head in his hands, he didn't ask for this,, he was a good boy,, he did his job so diligently,, he hid all the bodies and killed all the people Palpatine told him to,,, literally never done a thing wrong,,,,

Fox winds up with Palpatines lightsaber somehow, and over the course of the story it kind of becomes his. It freaks the absoloute FUCK out of literally any sensors, it is radiating legit evil over there and Fox is holding it like it's no big deal (bc he can't sense shit and is kind of numb to sith energy anyways)

Fox also has a blaster and I am definitely thinking ab the comedy of like. A gun in Naruto. It's a gun. It's a gun that moves fast as light. No one knows what a gun is and Fox is going to get SO much milage out of just having a weapon he can aim places without people realizing what it's ab to do (shoot you in the fucking face)

If someone were to pry into Fox's mind they'd actually have a really awful time of it, then probably walk face first into some nasty lingering sith mind fuckery stuff. Bad experience, 0/10, Fox is very happy w how it turned out but also has no idea why he got that effect. Either way, keep ur nasty ass mind fingers to yourself

Also, Fox speaks Basic. Not Japanese.

I'm thinking he has some sort of standard translator chip that allows him to communicate, but it sometimes translates the stuff he says weirdly. For example, from everyone else's perspective, he keeps introducing himself as Kitsune.

Which, for obvious reasons, doesn't really go over that well with a lot of people in Konoha when he gets there.

He's also visibly foreign and keeps being mistaken for being from Suna

So anyways, Fox and Mitsuki first fight bc like. Hey!! You fucking kidnapped?? Me???

Mitsuki gets the jump on him bc shinobi kid vs guy who doesn't know what a fucking shinobi even is

But then they're able to kinda talk it out and like, look neither of them know where they are so... truce?

Ok so now the fun part:

Fox has no fucking clue what's going on.

From his point of view, he's on... some kind of semi primitive planet. Doesn't remember how or why, but he's here now. So standard GAR procedures; find a way to contact home base. He has his normal gear on him, but no deep space radio, so he'll have to just... make one. Fuck, ok. If he can find the parts, it's doable. All command class clones are taught the basics of how, just like how they're taught how to assemble a blaster from scraps.

But from Mitsuki's point of view, they time traveled.

Mitsuki's POV is the only reason Fox knows there's smthn seriously up, but he's not exactly gonna go "aha! Dimension travel!" On top of it all

Now here's the thing. They're in early naruto canon, some time after wave arc.

Mitsuki only knows chunks of history, and only what has been taught to him second hand from school, Orochimaru, and very very occasional stories from Sasuke or the rest of team Taka

(I feel like Suigetsu especially would have fun telling all sorts of stories)

Not... all of these stories are completely accurate. And even if they are, they're often dumbed down to be easily understood by children— think that one Boruto episode where they put on some sort of silly play about the sanin (which was adorable btw and also fucking hilarious. Actual war criminals son learns about war crimes in class and everyone is just cool happy magic of friendship about it. Amazing.)

So now Fox is learning these fuckin third hand stories from Mitsuki, who literally learned it from the villains of many of the stories, and there is some SERIOUS biases going on

They go to Orochimaru for help.

Local scientist, parent of child (= dependable?) Best source of tech for potential radio + blaster repairs if needed. Fox can trade information to him if needed, it seems like a good choice.

It is not a good choice.

Orochimaru is like nearing the heights of his insanity, and I think it'd be real fun if he decides Sasuke is cool and all but a man from the stars??? A man literally made in a vat to be the perfect example of human physique???? Who's also resistant to many forms of corrosive chakra????

New perfect body alert.

Mitsuki is cute but Orochimaru isn't really in a parental sort of mind set, sorry <3

Mitsuki is going "Huh!! My parent did say they had a pretty severe midlife crisis..."

"Kid I think this is a bit more than just a midlife crisis."

Anyways, then they escape and continue to fuck around trying to build a deep space radio, which at this point is Fox's only hope home which also means it's Mitsuki's bc maybe the jedi can help with the whole uhh... time? Thing?

I'm thinking that after the thing w Orochimaru goes to shit, they're both a lot more wary of the fact that Mitsuki's information may not be the best.

After Oro in terms of figures of power and safety, almost everyone else is either a child, not born yet, or their current location is unknown— except for good old dependable ✨️ rokudaime Kakashi ✨️

Ok so picture this. You're Kakashi, sleeping peacefully in bed after a long day fucking with your students (who you're still very conflicted about having) You wake up to a presence in ur room and there's some fucking snake kid leaning over ur bed going "Hatake-sama—"

You freak out.

Knives may be thrown.

The snake kid has a very angry looking, foreign adult man body guard.

This is so fucking suspicious.

The snake kid says he's a time traveler, and that you are the eventual Rokudaime and also the only person he knows he can trust 100%

This is so fucking suspicious.

So obviously, Kakashi plays along then turns around and reports the fuck out of their asses to the Hokage.

Yeah, Fox doesn't really know what he expected. If some random kid showed up looming over HIS bed in the middle of the night, said he'd be the next chancellor and they know bc they're a time traveler and also pretty please help me build a deep space radio so I can go home— well, he wouldn't report them to Palpatine because not even he's that sadistic. But he'd probably toss them into the cells for a minute, if only because it was one of the only perks of his job

Or, well, for that analogy to work it wouldn't be a deep space radio, because he was used to space travel. It'd have to be something wilder— like an interdimensional radio. Haha, good one. Like that existed. God, imaging having to try and make one of those, that'd be insane. Fox would just kill himself at that point. Good thing he doesn't have to, right? Right?

Anyways mid adventure, they bump into Jiraiya who is fucking horrified to recognize Orochimaru's way of smiling in Mitsuki and gaslights himself into thinking he HAS to be wrong.

I think its Jiraiya who finally helps them out

[ideas-4-stories]

It's fluff-o-clock!

Even though he has countless devoted followers and his crew has told him they'd rather die than leave him, Buggy feels alienated and left out when he has to go to social events outside of Karai Bari Island. You'd never know it - he still acts as overconfident and egotistical as he always does - but the whole time he can feel judging eyes on him. He knows they don't take him seriously. He's just the weird little pirate who got lucky, no special skills or insane amounts of power in sight. That's what he's convinced their thinking, at least.

Crocodile and Mihawk, who have grown quite skilled at detecting when their beloved clown is hiding behind a facade of bravado, call him to a meeting. The two of them know something is off the moment Buggy walks into the room, and after some questioning and piecing the puzzle together they're able to discern the truth. Neither of them say anything about it. They just move on to actual business in a way that lets Buggy know they do care but they need time to think.

Fast forward a month or so and Cross Guild has been invited to a party that all the most powerful pirates with the highest bounties will be at. Crocodile and Mihawk finally put their plan into action a few hours before the event. They "make" (those chosen would have done it regardless but our resident goths have a reputation to keep) some of Buggy's most trusted crew members help him get ready, putting his hair in an elaborate style and ensuring his makeup is flawless. Once they complete their task Croc and Hawk swoop in to take their place; they worked together to design an outfit for Buggy that's as "flashy" as he loves while still being fancy. As he finishes getting ready they present him with the final pieces - two label pins shaped like Crocodile's hook and Yoru. They chose pins so that Buggy could still wear all his finest jewelry while still having his boyfriend's claim on him clear for all to see.

Once they're at the party Crocodile and Mihawk never leave Buggy's side; in fact, they subtly turn any attention given to them towards the clown. "Your new cannonballs do sound very formidable, but Buggy could do twice the damage with a ball half the size." "What a fearsome sounding crew. I wonder if they would be enough to beat Buggy and his hundreds of followers." Little compliments sprinkled in the conversation to hype up the blue-haired man. Between Crocodile's social skills and Mihawk's sneakiness, nobody realizes they're spending far more time showing interest in Buggy than conversing with his more powerful partners. The clown actually feels truly confident and like he's being treated as (somewhat) of an equal for once.

At the end of the night they meet in Crocodile's room dressed in their sleep clothes. Buggy's put the two pins in a small box shaped like a treasure chest to show his partners how much he treasures their gifts. They've all settled down and are about to fall asleep when the clown mutters one final comment. "Thanks for being by my side tonight, but you guys know you're as flashily great as I am, right?" He's out before the two can think of a reply.

It's the depression and poor self-esteem the clown shouldn't have because it hinders people From what I've seen it's hard to be someone that many people can rely on them.

Wonder how long did it take for them to fully understand their clown? Probably around six months or less... Who knows 🤷 Anyway, I'm thinking they found a way to make sure Buggy doesn't know that they pieced the puzzle together. That would be cool.

A party that has some of the strongest pirates with the highest bounties... The Straw-hats will be there... Oh boy, that will be a weird conversation to have, won't it! Anyway, yes them being right beside Buggy. Just destroying other people's achievements for Buggy!

That is just so cute!!! Buggy being more confident in himself, acting more like he was when he was younger. Not hiding behind a mask. As well as looking his best, wearing pins that represent Mihawk and Crocodile are always so cute!!!

Buggy putting the pins in a box, that's probably one of his most favorite treasures is so cute!!!

[avelera]

Random thoughts on the D&D movie in no particular order:

I loved the jokes. All of them. All the stupid jokes. I was their target audience and they succeeded at making me cackle at dumb shit while my partner's soul left his body

The landscape shots were breathtaking and honestly made me tear up at the beauty in places. In the theater, I remember thinking, "Yeah, FUCK yeah, these guys understood the assignment!" Nine out of ten times, I think fantasy should be animated, because if you don't pour millions into the budget, the action looks like crummy LARPers wearing silly costumes in the woods. This movie understood that if you're doing live action fantasy, you owe your audience some damn beautiful landscape shots and damn did they deliver on some beautiful landscape shots.

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I sincerely appreciated Holga and her husband being divorced but still amicable. I'm so tired of the trope of exes being evil or awful. They just seemed like two adults who wanted to love each other but the circumstances of being together doomed them from the start. It was played for laughs but it was just a moment I genuinely enjoyed as divorcee. I also loved her ex's new wife looking exactly like her, both for the gag, and for what it said about both of them being each other's type even if it didn't work out.

I also cackled like a hyena at Holga's halfling fetish while also finding it rather sweet and enjoyed imagining all the reasons why she might have that preference lol

As a basic Drizzt Do'Urden loving bitch, I squeed when I saw Icewind Dale on the map. Then I had a moment between that and the Underdark of wondering, "Am I gonna see him? Even in the distance? Am I going to see my first love, Drizzt Do'Urden??"

And then I realized: the Paladin. The Paladin is Drizzt. Only good person who came out of a nation destroyed by evil. Too good for this world, too pure, to the point of being sanctimonious but is also a hottie. Xenk is Drizzt.

Oh, I also squeed when I saw the Underdark.

I appreciated how knowledge of D&D improved certain story beats (like the gelatinous cube or the displacer beast) but wasn't required to enjoy the plot. That's how references should be done.

The most agonizingly cringe moment for me was when Holga was dying. Just. I appreciated the beat. It couldn't go any other way. They delivered on their set up with the tablet, the only question was ever, "Who besides his wife is going to get saved with it?" And it made perfect sense who it was. I'm glad they didn't try to pull a fast one. But the scene was like... 10 seconds too long of her dying for me to not roll my eyes. We know you're going to use the tablet on her, dipshit, please keep this moving.

BUT I think the reason they did it was to land a sincere moment with the daughter, and I appreciated that. I think the scene could have been improved by Holga being like, "Don't you fucking dare use that tablet on me!" and then smacking him when he did it anyway and then he'd have to explain that he set out to save his daughter's mother, not his wife, who has passed on, etc etc. but I'm not sure that would have been much better so maybe the drawn-out opera death scene and the sincerity was better in the end idk.

I KINDA wanted to see the actors as the players playing D&D BUT I know why they didn't and it was a wise choice, it undermines the drama too much to say it doesn't matter because it's a game. Maybe if instead they'd should the characters playing D&D in universe as normal humans? Idk

I thought there'd be more Xenk? I thought he'd be in the arena with them? A little bummed but I also loved his GM NPC energy.

The combat and camera work was great! Genuinely enjoyable and well made, I appreciated the artistry that went into it.

Loved the bardic distraction scene for truly capturing the chaos of a D&D party's attempt at breaking and entering

Loved the portals bit for truly capturing the strategy and planning that can go into a functioning D&D campaign's clever heist, even if I'm sure it would have taken 5 sessions to plot out IRL

Honestly, it was just a fun, solid film! It's been a while since I've seen such a fun, solid film! I would buy it and put it on in the background to just enjoy and not angst over it! It was worth the price of admission, it was faithful to the spirit of D&D instead of sneering at it the way the early 2000s one did, and I had a good time! It wasn't the highest of art but it would have been weird if it had been! I liked it a lot!

[liannelara-dracula]

Can I get the mukami's for this prompt?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 What their family is like, like the household and number of kids.

Hi love,

Good question, sorry it took so long and that some are short but I did my best. Hope you like it. :)

Mukami Boys Family + Household hcs

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Ruki:

Family + Background:

Ruki wasn't focused on marrying, he just wants to spend his life with you and you wanted the same.

You two were unsure of what that had in store for you.

So you weren't even thinking about marriage or having kids.

Your main focus was just being together.

The marriage just came along the way because Ruki loves you and thought the time was right. Although he honestly feels like he's already married to you.

Number of kids:

Two! A boy and a girl.

You had your kids before you were married.

This is mostly because he can never keep his hands off you and you have a hard time saying no, you eventually had a baby.

You started off as a family of three and lived in the Mukami mansion because you too were just starting out.

The both of you were trying to figure things out so Ruki figured it was best to just stay at the mansion at first.

Plus, there was plenty of room.

And his brothers don't really mind, they are actually excited.

Especially Kou, he can't wait to babysit and help with baby showers or whatever.

Of course your pregnancy was an adventure for you both because you were clueless about caring a supernatural baby and so was he.

And being parents wasn't something you to were planning or expecting.

You both wanted to stick to the lover phase for a while but things happened so fast and you to did like the idea of baby.

It's also cause Ruki is old-fashioned, I highly doubt he'd let you get rid of it. Whatever the case you don't want to.

In terms of giving birth Ruki would just take you to the hospital

Your first child was definitely a boy and looked exactly like Ruki.

When you had this little one it took some time of getting used to and you eventually worked out who would do what.

Ruki is pretty involved as a parent as are you and he does a fair amount for you and the your first kid.

He will get up for you at night if you are too tired.

Made sure you had a nursery for your firstborn.

And he was pretty attentive to what you needed.

He was honestly great about everything.

And the best part had to be when he'd interact with his mini-self.

As you too were getting comfortable with the new baby, within a year or two there was baby two.

Which was a girl!

And Ruki really grew to have a soft spot here. I mean this was a mini you, even though she had his eyes.

His daughter is someone he cannot say no to.

He finds her so cute, he just can't tell her no.

Ruki tends to worry about her a lot so he's a bit over protective.

But he also worries about his son equally.

He loves both of his kids and after being with you long enough and seeing the family he had created he thought it was now a good time to propose to you. (Let me be clear you where a young adult when he met you so that's why you weren't marrying and the relationship was one of many years).

It was cute though because he asked his kids first if he should marry you.

"What do you guys think? Should daddy marry mommy?" He'd grin seeing his kids get excited.

"YEAH!" They'd cheer.

Household:

He cooks, you don't, because he doesn't think you're good enough.

The kids even think that Dad is a better cook.

There isn't too much difference in your role as a parent, you too typically share an equal amount of the work.

He might be the one to teach them academically.

I think he is also a bit better at being strict than you.

Its something about his tone that gets his kids to listen if they're not listening to you.

Kou:

Family + Background

You two got married and you were expecting and he thought it would be nice to have two surprises in one.

He wouldn't stay with his brothers.

After all he is an idol so he would just move out into another house.

This way you two have the place to yourself and you two even have a little bit more privacy.

Of course, it is hard to do with his idol life but you both manage.

if you want me to be really honest I don't see that he'd ever have kids.

Household

You are the one who stays at home considering that he works.

So you usually take care of things.

And the kids

But he appreciates it and when he can stay home he makes sure to spend time with everyone.

He plays with his kids a lot.

Especially when you want to get things done around the house.

I swear he is too lazy to clean and leaves that to you.

But you then leave him to watch the kids for when you go out.

He is usually the one who incorporates fun time for his kids.

He is known to be the more “fun” parent.

Mostly cause he says yes to like everything they ask.

Number of Kids

Two twin boys

He got more than he could ask for.

Sometimes wonders what it would be like if he had girls.

He is also training them to be idols.

It's mostly for fun, so they are his studio a lot.

He sometimes gets inspo from them.

And he dresses them on to.

They surprisingly don’t look like him, they resemble you but they have his social personality.

Yuma:

Family

You’re known as the big family.

He married you before starting a family though.

And even though having kids was on his list.

I don’t think he was planning on having them right away but it sorta ended up being that way.

When you two first got married you stayed at the mansion because you were still working things out.

And his brothers didn’t mind it.

They actually like having you two around.

Seeing Yuma smile is also rare for them too so they are glad you're around.

Although privacy can sometimes be an issue for Yuma.

Especially when arguing, although his brothers don't mind it too much.

In fact, Ruki finds it amusing hearing you two argue.

It's mostly because you and Yuma argue over silly things so it can be funny.

But not to you two.

Household

You and Yuma both stay at home for the most part.

He spends most of his time in the garden.

And his brothers play as babysitters.

There is also a lot of noise and movement thanks to the kids.

And he is also involved in that.

Number of Kids

A lot, honestly it’s over ten.

This man makes you have too many babies.

If you thought you didn’t have it in you, you thought wrong.

So it’s probably 14 kids and probably one by one

So you were pregnant every year practically.

All of them were boys except the last one.

He had one little girl who looked exactly like him.

And most of the boys are mixes of you two.

Although your first looks like him too.

The kids climb all over him.

He yells at the boys if they run around in the garden.

Like he’s strict about that.

Although he carries his little girl when he’s in the garden.

He prefers it’s just her since she stays put in his arms and doesn’t complain. She just watches him but if a bug lands on her she’d probably start to cry.

It’s cause she’s still a baby

Although with his boys he’s good at playing with them and chasing them on the field.

He gets too rambunctious with them you end up scolding him.

He's pretty easy going but sometimes the kids scream too much and don't listen so he sometimes gets serious and then they stop.

Azusa:

Family

The quiet but sweet family.

You two were together for a while and when he proposed to you, you were also pregnant.

So it was two surprises wrapped up in one.

he was really excited.

And he was more than ready to start a family.

He probably lives with his bros but eventually wanted to move out and so he got a place for the both of you.

Household

He does everything for you. Or whatever you need and vice versa.

He stays at home with the kids if you want too.

Azusa is happy to be at home with you and whatever you to do, you do together.

Whether it's cleaning, cooking, baking, watching tv, etc.

Although with one kid he finds the place empty and would like some more.

Number of Kids

Three, two boys and a girl.

They are all quiet and soft-spoken like him.

But they are all very sweet.

Except for when the screaming starts

Azusa usually gets them to settle down.

He reads them bedtime stories and he tucks them in.

He also plays with them a lot.

but overall you are a happy bunch.

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[alaskaartz]

Silk Song RAMBLE.

I have a really hard time containing my excitement so

SPOILERS FOR SILKSONG! do not read anymore of this if you want to go into silksong spoiler free!

OK BUT LIKE- The updated HK wiki was a thing today and I went and looked at the silksong part of it. and OH MY GOD- I know most of these things already but everything about silksong makes me just so excited- silksong has a lot of things that I love and adore already and team cherry really just picked up everything I love and put it into one game, which makes me literally wanna jump around my room cuz I'm so happy

Ok rambling about things now

Up first moss grotto:

THIS PLACE MAKES ME SO HAPPY. I love moss, and I love lily pads. I love EVERYTHING about this place! I love the atmosphere of it and the feeling it gives off. It feels very comforting in an odd way, with all the moss and plants mixed with what I assume to be bones makes a really comforting place. The enemies shown here are also really really cute, I just wanna hug them, they look like they'd be soft. Something about moss grotto makes it seem like the perfect place to come sit and stay if you needed some alone time, I know that sounds weird but it's the best way I can describe it- Random but in the nintendo treehouse live from forever ago you could see the shell shards ROLL on the ground! and when Hornet walks on the moss it actually looks like she's walking on it! I bring this up because of how cool but more, real feeling? It makes everything feel. The fact that the currency and the shell shards roll on the ground gives it more gravity and just- overall a very cool feel to what it would be like to, idk, hold it? Geo in Hollow Knight kinda bounces around so it's like, not as realistic idk man- Another thing is Hornet, she seems to have more gravity to her, she can't jump as high or walk/run as fast as the knight did making her almost feel, heavier. She seems like she's much heavier than Ghost was

Next up, Deep docks: (the second one is my PC's wallpaper lol)

Deep docks feels very, hot, for obvious reason. Something about deep docks aesthetic is just SO COOL. I'm writing this part from memory of the treehouse live so if I'm wrong about stuff, sorry I love the rocks and bones in Deep docks, actually I love the amount of bones in most of the screenshots and trailer things I've seen- so cool, but also in deep docks it's really cool to see the bones, rocks, magma, and machinery all mixed together I really love Lace's arena, if you look in the background you can see some moss vines (?) hanging down so that makes me think It's really close to moss grotto, but it also gives her arena a more of an overgrown feel, which is really nice ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT LACE'S CRAZY AIR ATTACK?? That attack is probably my favorite out of all her moves, the way she comes back down to the ground and shakes the whole place is SO COOL- she's definitely gonna be a hard boss for me to beat but DAMN she's gonna be a fun boss Also the fact that Hornet and Lace are just fighting above flowing magma like it's nothing is badass The Citadel:

HOLY SHIT?? THERE'S SO MUCH I CAN TALK ABOUT WITH THIS ONE SCREENSHOT. The way the floor is makes the room feel very omen and very big. The room also feels old, and dusty- What seems to be torn cloths and curtains around the place makes it seem like that place has been there for a very long time. I assume and guess the Citadel is doing to play a very big and important role in the story of this game, and in the lore of Pharloom. Idk who this warrior is but he seems cool, two swords and everything. There isn't much footage of the Citadel at all which makes me a little upset because this place seems just so, so grand, so big, so IMPORTANT. I also don't know why but the colors make it feel royal. This- Place:

I'd live here, saying that right now, I'd live here. I'd find a cozy little bell to live in and stay there forever. I know the guy to the right of Hornet is singing so maybe this is a safe space in Pharloom? I would think it to be like how dirtmouth is, shops but also a calm place to be after fighting for your life for the millionth time. It's really cool how bells have been turned into homes, It's a really cool touch to this place and it makes it feel really cozy. I think the bell homes would be hanging from the ceiling, cavern roof, whatever you wanna call it- And the bug either fly or climb ladders to get into the bell houses! This place just radiates safe, and homey- once again, I will find a bell and make it my home.

This:

Not much to say about it because I know so little about it, but the fact that Hornet is fighting what I assume is I giant robot bug? omg, Also it looks like it's rusting so is it not affected by the magma but affected by something else? Or is that just weird red plants, Idk

Coral Place:

THERE. ARE. FISH. This place feeds my internal love of pirates, and anything ocean. The coral looks so alive and this place seems like it's gonna have cool stuff in it

PLEASE TELL ME THIS GUYS IS A PIRATE OR SOMETHING- He looks like a pirate, I'm not the only one who think that right? Like, a knight pirate This arena feels very small and, humid. Probably because it is either underwater or close to water. it seems really misty in there. The fact that the lanterns are held with coral, vine, things is so cool- Also there's pipes in the background! Maybe those are connected to something? I'm not trying to theorize everything I just think the possibilities are cool- I'mma call this the swamp place:

This looks like a swamp, what kind? an eerie one. It almost looks like there's ash in the air! Also the vine things in the back? so cool, the more faded they get makes this area feel very misty or foggy, which gives it a feeling of, idk, eeriness? spooky? The guy here looks like he's using a fishing pole as a weapon- which makes sense given the amount of water. The grass and, I forgot what those are called. SWAMP REEDS- are really big so it makes this place feel WAY bigger, or hornet way smaller. Not sure but I can't wait to explore this place and Probably get lost along the way.

GEARS:

I don't know what this place is, what it's for, but it feels almost steampunk so that's an automatic love from me. Also love these little flying guys, they're really cute and yeah- The gears are also super cool! It almost looks like she's inside a clock :0 This place feels warm but not, dry or humid. Just warm, a comfy warm

This section is just stuff I wanna ramble about/add so:

Cutely going insane over the fact that this place is probably a Giant rib cage

THIS PLACE. IDK WHAT IT IS OR WHAT IT'LL DO BUT I LOVE IT. JUST LOOK AT THAT BACKGROUND- Like, the 'sky' looks blue. ARE WE OUTSIDE? omg- I also love all the building in the back I just OMGOMG- It also looks like there's giant pipes, maybe it's close to the Citadel? Idk but this place makes me feel so happy I just wanna stare at it, I WANNA EXPLORE-

If you've made it this far thanks- This was the only place I could actually let out my excitement over a game that's not even out yet so- yeah- If you have any questions about stuff I rambled about or said then feel free to put something in my inbox about it so, yeah-

[all-pacas]

How would you write an au where chase doesn't sleep with cameron in Hunting? She still gets high and calls him, he comes over and realises she's high but leaves after "don't turn into a good guy on me now".

How awkward is it the day after? Do they still have the fwb arc which leads them to being a couple?

ohhhh that's a good question

First: Cameron absolutely could play the oh I was high I don't remember card, but I think she'd be. Kinda humiliated. Kind of mad. She'd play both cards. Chase's mediocre reputation aside, she was putting herself out there! She was Taking Risks! Even though her feelings towards him were limited to friendly coworkers, rejection still sucks. She's spent two days feeling miserable, she's in a slump, she had a health scare, and Chase was actually being very nice for most of it. He offered to tag in on some work so she could take a break. He asked her to drinks, he checked up on her a couple times. She has no reason to think he'd say no. And he does? Humiliating.

I think Cameron just kind of pretends it never happened at all while also being super obviously and clearly annoyed with Chase on thin pretexts. He was supposed to agree. She took a risk.

Chase meanwhile is like. He's perceptive. He could probably figure out what's wrong, he knows Cameron. But what does he do about it, you know? He can't be like "just kidding, let's sleep together." I'm not sure if he'd be so upset he'd like… try to change and be a Good Person To Prove Her Wrong. I think he'd just be vaguely uncomfortable and regretful about it all — she was his one work friend! — and try to ignore it. You can make a sort of case he was interested in her, actually. That he had a little, unserious crush. (He's really way nicer to Cameron than he is anyone else, from episode one on) At the very least, she's one of a very few people he actually likes, and, oops, she thinks he's a not-good person. She thinks he's a sleazy opportunist. That sucks, too.

So I think they'd be uncomfortable. I don't think Cameron would approach him for FWB, more because of the shift in their general dynamic than because they haven't slept together: Cameron could have approached anyone at any time for casual sex, as Foreman points out; it's kinda telling imo that when Foreman calls her out on being afraid of relationships, she turns around and propositions Chase for… a relationship. Again, not true love. But considering how fast that FWB moved and turned into a relationship and got really serious… I think there were some feelings involved from the start. And I don't know if Cameron propositions him like that without the hookup to start them.

On the other hand… despite the initial awkwardness, this could actually work out for them. Cameron loves integrity! I could see them having a conversation about Meth Night a while later, when it's less fresh and embarrassing. I'm not sure if this would do it, but it is interesting to imagine a scenario where instead of this means nothing!! fwb, they actually did date from the start instead.

[senbons]

I just read chapter 4. Sometimes i think you know Temari better than Kishi. He made her move so fast to Konoha with Shikamaru, while you are always making her admit to herself that that is what she wants the most and that she won't be satisfied and happy with anything else if she doesn't have him in her life. That at the end neither Suna not Konoha, nor job are enough and that only he can fill the wholes she has. Anyway. Thank you for the happy ending. Because I don't think there is a universe where they don't end up together.

Awwww thank you so much! Yeah I have a LOT of problems with the temari-in-konoha thing. I spoke about their relationship a few years ago in two posts (here and here) and though I'd addressed the move more than I did upon rereading them now 😂 but yeah it's a big annoyance of mine. I like to think they would stay together and I do wholly believe her happiest self is with him, but yeah I also wholly believe that realization would take a lot for her because she is not one to just leave her homeland for a guy. If she were to go to Konoha (which I have strong thoughts on) she'd work out all the reasons she shouldn't go/upend her life for romance (something she (in my headcanon) would see as being selfish/choosing self over country), but then she would choose them because they are meant to be. Kishi just "doing" it is ridiculous and a cop-out, honestly.

I love that you believe there is no universe where they don't end up together (especially considering in so many of my fics they probably don't, I'm just never brave enough to write that). In my view I agree in that in every universe they'd fall in love though. I don't think it's possible that they could meet and not fall in love.

But they do have a happy ending in this fic! Thank you so much for reading it and for enjoying it. That makes me so, so happy!

[callsign-bunnie]

Hi! For the Stalker! Ghost x Soap Au: Maybe some of soaps friends catch on that he has a stalker and Try to get ghost arrested, or soap or ghost cross a line with each other and there is angst! Or maybe Johnny stops replying to ghost and ghost shows up at his classes and causes a scene? Idk just some ideas cause I’m absolutely loving this AU!!

This is going to offer some exposition as to why Soap is like that.

--

Soap had tried to hide his relationship with Ghost from his friends. As a relationship, it'd moved rather fast. Soap had given up his dorm and now lived at Ghost's house. And... a lot of things made sense. For one, Ghost had a decent amount of money. More than he knew how to spend, apparently. Soap was constantly being given random gifts.

He knew Rodolfo and Gaz wouldn't understand. Even if Rodolfo was... look, there was something missing. Gaz would definitely under no circumstances understand.

So, Soap had tried to hide it. And thankfully, Ghost didn't seem to mind. Quite the opposite, in fact, he encouraged it.

Even still, Soap felt kind of lonely. He wanted to be able to talk to his friends about his boyfriend, tell them about all of the stuff they did. But... how could he? He couldn't even talk about how they'd met.

Then, of course, through shitty luck, they ended up finding out, anyway.

Gaz plopped down beside him in their science class, which they all shared. "Rudy! Did you know Soap has been hiding a secret boyfriend from us??"

Rodolfo immediately jerked his head to look at Soap. "What?? You didn't fucking tell us??"

Soap's eyes went wide and he turned to Gaz. "How did you know??"

"I saw you in the bookshop with that dude. He had his hood up. Rudy, he was giant. Twice the size of you, at least!" Gaz teased and Rodolfo shook his head.

"Soap, you asshole, why didn't you tell us??" Rodolfo frowned.

Soap cringed. "Because..." Well, he had to tell them now. "We have a weird relationship. We live together and stuff."

"A weird relationship?? And how long have you guys been together if you live together, now?" Gaz frowned, deeply.

"Three weeks..." Soap admitted, cringing. "Um... 4 months if you count the time he was pursuing me."

"Pursuing you?" Rodolfo was clearly not buying it.

"Stalking." Soap corrected.

Both immediately looked at him in alarm and he shrank back. "Look, he's really sweet and he just didn't know how to talk to me." Soap tried to explain to them. "He takes care of me."

"He's a stalker." Rodolfo looked incredulous. "Was this the guy you were having a problem with that kept breaking into your dorm??"

Oh, fuck. Soap forgot he had told him about that, once. "Yeah, but I was wrong about him. He really is super sweet and he's a really good guy."

Both boys stared at him. Rodolfo looked like he was losing his mind. "Soap! He's crazy! Clearly!"

"Crazy for me." Soap shrugged and then huffed. "You're one to talk, Rudy. You practically stalked your best friend."

Rodolfo went quiet and looked away. "That's different. Don't talk about him. He's still missing." He looked so upset and Soap genuinely felt bad. It'd been nearly three weeks since Alejandro disappeared and it was probably so hard for Rodolfo.

Gaz pat Rodolfo in sympathy and then turned back to Soap. "Soap... come on, this cannot be a healthy relationship."

"Mhm, just like you and Alex, right? It's been.. what, two months and you're already engaged??" Soap huffed, defensive. "What are you both gay mormons?? Hmm??"

Gaz winced. "That's... different. Alex didn't stalk me for three months before hand!"

"Practically." Soap muttered and looked away. "I don't expect either of you to understand. But... he's a good guy. He makes me happy."

Both seemed to go quiet and then shared a look. "If he makes you happy... but are you sure it's not just... stockholm syndrome?" Gaz asked, gently.

"No, I don't think it is." Soap snapped. He shook his head. "Man, fuck you both." He gathered his stuff and stood, storming out of class.

--

Ghost frowned as he listened to Soap vent. "I just... I know they want only the best for me but... man. They tried to say this was Stockholm syndrome."

Ghost shook his head. "I don't think it was." He was going to have to get rid of them. They might potentially make Soap leave Ghost and he wasn't going to lose Soap. He pulled Soap closer, lifting his mask to kiss his temple.

"Exactly!" Soap curled up and huffed, clearly irritated. Ghost didn't like when he was upset. He was much better happy.

"I could talk to them?" He offered. "Show them I don't want to harm you..."

"You'd think either of them would get it!" Soap huffed, clearly ignoring Ghost's suggestion before sighing and slumping. "No... I can't expect that from Rodolfo. He's really going through it right now. His best friend went missing. He was practically in love with him and I'm sure it's been awful."

Ghost frowned. "Oh." He was still going to get rid of him, but he'd feel slightly more bad about it, now.

"But Gaz... He and Alex have only been together for two months and they're already engaged! He's barely 20! The wedding is next fucking month!"

Okay, Ghost would maybe spare Gaz. He didn't need some heartbroken fiance coming after him.

However, one influence on Soap would be easier to combat. Two? No, that was too much. He'd have to get rid of Rodolfo.

Soap sighed and quieted. "I guess we do have a pretty... unconventional relationship..." Soap cringed. Ghost could see that he was conflicted and that made Ghost panic.

"Maybe..." Ghost offered. He needed to turn Soap back to him. "I love you."

Soap seemed to just melt and smiled, looking up at him. "I love you, too." Ghost relaxed, immediately, and pulled Soap close, kissing him deeply.

He was definitely fucking getting rid of one of them.

-

Ghost broke into Rodolfo's apartment, easily. He was actually grateful he lived off campus, since it'd be easier to just kill him and get out. For someone as well known for being psychotic as Rodolfo, he certainly did not care that much about security.

Ghost slid through the window and quietly closed it. He looked around the living room, taken back by how neat it was. Fuck. Everything was perfectly clean. The baseboards... even the inside of the windowsill.

Not a speck of dust, not a crumb on the floor. Everything was perfectly and... psychotically clean. Ghost narrowed his eyes, looking around.

He tensed, hearing noise in another room. He got out his knife and started to inch towards the room, before immediately stopping and pressing against the wall as he heard the door open.

Ghost held his breath, waiting for Rodolfo to come out, before immediately pinning him up against the wall. Rodolfo's eyes widened and he tensed, immediately. Ghost pressed the knife to Rodolfo's throat. "Rodolfo, right?"

Rodolfo quickly nodded before he was looking at Ghost, oddly. Recognition filled his eyes and he relaxed, immediately. Ghost blinked at the change. Rodolfo leaned his head back against the wall. "I see. He told you I didn't approve of your relationship and now you're here to kill me?" His voice was dead neutral. Nothing was there.

Ghost glared at him. "I'm not having you convince him to leave." He decided not to question how Rodolfo knew who he was.

Rodolfo shook his head, clearly amused. "Imagine how Soap is gonna feel when he finds his best friend dead? Of course, who would kill his best friend? The man who was stalking him, maybe? So soon after he complained, too..." He mocked.

Ghost growled a little, because he was right. "Fuck." He looked into Rodolfo's eyes, almost startled to see they were as empty as his tone. Dead.

"Get the fuck out of my apartment."

"Back the fuck off." Ghost glared at him. "Soap is mine. I'm not having you convince him away from me."

Rodolfo looked like he was about to retort but both stopped when another noise came from the bedroom. "Rudy?" A man's voice called.

Ghost saw the change, immediately. Fear. Pure fear. Ghost narrowed his eyes at Rodolfo and let him go, immediately turning to the bedroom door and pushing it in.

Rodolfo got in front of him. "Leave-"

"Fuck off." Ghost shoved him to the side. He went into the bedroom and was... shocked to see Alejandro Vargas, he recognized him from the missing posters, was sitting in the bed, one of his wrists attached to the bedpost.

Ghost had to admit, he was kind of amused. So that whole psychotic thing had credence. Alejandro looked... well, embarrassed, for one. Ghost turned to Rodolfo, who was staring at him again, clearly gauging his reaction.

Ghost snorted, closing the door behind him as he exited the room. "Talk."

Rodolfo looked, for a moment, like he was going to refuse but then he sighed and slumped his shoulders. He took a shaky breath. "I... went to his apartment one morning. I had my mind up to confess that I was in love with him. I... couldn't take it anymore. And when I got there... he was in bed with some guy. I don't even remember his name I just... I remember getting so angry. So fucking mad."

He looked at his hands and his expression hardened. "I'd been there for him for so long... And he just did that to me..." He covered his face.

Ghost had to admit, the crazy in his voice was... frightening. Well, it would have been. To anyone but Ghost. He could appreciate it, though.

"So I killed him." Rodolfo's voice was dead again and he was looking through his fingers at Ghost. His knuckles were white and he dragged his hands down his face, leaving trails of white. "I got a knife and I blacked out. There was so much blood... Alejandro was in shock but I knocked him out rather easily and brought him here."

"You're a psychopath." Ghost laughed. "Fuck." Another timeline, this may have been arousing. No, he had a love. He didn't need another.

Rodolfo looked at him. "No, I still feel empathy, too much." He shook his head, almost sounding matter of fact. "I had a fucked up childhood. Knocked a few things loose."

Ghost held out a fist and Rodolfo hesitated before fistbumping him. "So. Here's what's gonna happen. You're not going to fucking tell Soap to leave me. You're going to fully support our relationship, or... I'm gonna make an anonymous tip to the police about where they can find Alejandro Vargas."

Rodolfo narrowed his eyes at Ghost and his face hardened. He glared at him for a while before he cursed and relented. "Fine."

"Good." Ghost took a deep breath. "Allies?"

Rodolfo looked Ghost up and down. "What about you? Why did you become a stalker?"

Ghost still didn't like that word. "Same as you."

"Allies." Rodolfo immediately agreed. "I'll... encourage Soap."

"And I'll be your alibi." Ghost nodded. "I can get a security system on the windows so he can't escape. If... you apologize to Soap for judging our relationship."

Rodolfo didn't even hesitate. "Done."

"I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful alliance." Ghost chuckled.

-

Look, if I'm going to keep writing this universe, I'm adding worldbuilding and a plot.

[thatseventiesbitch]

If Donna and her parents moved to Point Place, and into the house neighboring the Formans', the summer between 8th and 8th grade: how would her relationship with Eric (Hyde, and Kelso) be different? How would it be the same? How would it develop?

Thank you for the ask!

Ooh, interesting. If Donna and Eric didn't grow up next door to each other, but instead Donna moved to Point Place in middle school, I think...

Donna and Eric

Their families wouldn't be close in the same way they are in canon. Red & Kitty and Bob & Midge used to vacation together and be very close when their kids were smaller, it was only later/into the '70s when Bob and Midge started falling in with all the fads of the time that they became 'weird' to Red & Kitty and grew apart (sort of). Hence I always imagine Eric and Donna having an almost cousin-like relationship when they were growing up - the others' parents were their second set of parents/second home, their two families shared traditions, they were raised together and went through childhood together, giving them an almost familial bond. I think if the Pinciottis had moved to Point Place later, that relationship between the two families (and thus, between Eric and Donna) would've been very different. I don't know that Red & Kitty and Bob & Midge would become friends at all. They'd probably just be those crazy new neighbors next door to the Formans.

Eric and Donna, however, would still become fast friends. Their relationship might start out contentious (like it did in canon), maybe based on some sort of misunderstanding, but Eric's sincerity quickly wins Donna over. He realizes she's lonely and doesn't know anyone in town yet (not that she'll say that, stubborn girl), maybe she's always out playing basketball alone in her driveway, and Eric invites her to the basement and brings her into the gang.

Eric (and the other guys) would have a raging crush on her right from the get-go, but Donna would make it clear she only has platonic feelings for any of them. They'd become a tight-knit little gang before middle school was over - sort of 'Wendy and her lost boys' (which is pretty much what I imagine in canon, too). Eric would always defend her when the other guys (ok, mostly Kelso) blurred those boundaries or made her feel uncomfortable. That's how he wins over her trust.

By high school, Donna's developed full-fledged feelings for Eric but doesn't know how to express them/what to do about them. She's afraid of making a move or revealing her true feelings, and their friendship changing. From here on out, it pretty much matches canon. 🤷‍♀️

Others

I think Kelso, Hyde, and Eric would all be infatuated with her when she first arrives, and they'd all develop varying ranges of crushes on her.

Hyde's crush on Donna might escalate quicker than it did in canon - considering Eric and Donna don't have that 'childhood sweethearts' backstory - but I think it would have the same ultimate outcome: Donna tells him she just doesn't have feelings for him like that, but sees him as a good friend. Hyde struggles to accept this - even more so when Donna and Eric start to date in high school. He's hurt by her choice, her rejection, and for awhile he passive-aggressively takes it out on both Eric and Donna until they all eventually resolve it.

I actually think Donna and Kelso's relationship would remain pretty much the same. Ditto to her and Jackie, who would still join the gang around Donna's junior year of high school when she starts dating Kelso.

[wytchsbrew]

The absolute second Milly and Meryl left the motel room to get dressed for their dinner out tonight, hands were on Vash, right there in the entryway of their motel room. Fast as lightning and hot as a molten core, they skittered over his body, shoving his jacket down his arms, before moving up to grab a handful of hair. The rough fingers there yanked his head backwards, exposing his throat and making a sound hiss through Vash's teeth.

Warm lips pressed against his jugular. He felt him breathing in through his nose, smelling him. "Mmmm," Wolfwood hummed, desperation lacing through his voice like a drug - a drug Vash was already addicted to, "how 'bout a little fast one while the girls get ready?"

The question shot him through, flames licking at every part of him that had been craving his handsome boyfriend all day - he'd been helping Milly and Meryl with their insurance investigation in this particular town all day, while Vash watched on. The girls had him lifting heavy furniture up so they could check every inch of it for their claim, and it was swelting hot in that building.

Until Wolfwood got irritated and shucked off his jacket and rolled up the sleeves of his white button up. The sleeves bulged and showed off just how muscular his body had become in the last two years.

Because, damn, had the last two years been kind to Wolfwood. From his dark hair to the muscles present all over his body, he looked amazing.

Damn, did he luck out and steal the hottest guy ever.

They'd been fucking for several weeks now, unable to hold it back after Wolfwood found him living as Eriks, and now unable to keep their hands off each other. Wolfwood had even gone so far as to call him his boyfriend as a joke one night, while balls deep inside Vash, and Vash had rolled with it.

Meryl and their new companion, Milly, still had no idea of them being together, though, and neither of them wanted to say it out loud yet and ruin the gentle secrecy of it all.

Vash wrapped his arms around Wolfwood's wide shoulders, letting himself be warmed by his presence, soaking it in for the first time all day. "Of course," he cooed, in the most syrupy sweet voice he could manage. "Kind of out of the blue, though, don't you think?"

Because while Wolfwood looked downright gorgeous, Vash looked far from it, wearing his normal black outfit, and a new red jacket Wolfwood had given to him. His hair looked messy from the extreme wind outside.

"You kidding me?" Wolfwood's hands tightened on his hips, nuzzling his face closer into his throat. "You know you just do something to me." One hand slid around his hip and curled around his ass, squeezing and lifting.

Vash laughed. "Just me made you horny?"

"God, yes." The first kiss, wet, on his throat made his heart soar. "You know I love just the sight of you."

"Ha ha," Vash wanted to make fun of him, but the butterflies raging in his chest made it hard to think about anything other than the feeling of Wolfwood's lips on his hot skin. "You're such a simple man."

"Mmm, you're making fun of me?" Wolfwood pulled away, peering at him with deep, beautiful eyes. Instinctively, Vash leaned in, closer, smelling him, melting into his chest, pressing his hands against hard muscles. He wanted to soak him into every little bit of him, fill all the holes in him with just Wolfwood.

Wolfwood's strong hands slipped up, taking his face in his hands.

"I've seen you fucking me with your eyes all day," Wolfwood whispered, a smirk spreading across his lips. "

Then, words were lost as Wolfwood dove into him, tilting his head and devouring his mouth in a heady, thick cloud of lust. His mouth tasted so familiar, like home, like places the humans of No Man's Land would never know, places far from this planet he'd lost long ago.

He loved Nicholas D. Wolfwood more than he'd ever loved anything in the entire world.

The glowing adoration devoured him so deeply, he didn't realize Wolfwood was moving again until he felt knuckles bumping against his crotch. He jolted, realizing Wolfwood was fiddling with his own pants buckle, his breath coming in quick bursts across his own face.

Well, well, well, someone really had been needy all day!

The familiar clink of the metal had him revved up in an instant, heat building in his crotch like hot iron, taking over his entire body in one heated rush until Vash let the strength drain from his veins and he just wanted nothing but his lover's entire body draped over him.

Wolfwood manhandled him around and he didn't fight back. "Hands on the wall, angel."

He obeyed, pressing palms against the wall and bending, canting his hips out. At long last. After all day of staring and dreaming and thinking of Wolfwood in the most obscene ways possible, finally.

His own jeans were unbuttoned and shoved down in record timing, pooling at his ankles, and he felt large palms grab his ass, kneading and spreading them. Thumbs quickly joined the fray, spreading the lips of his pussy from behind, open for complete inspection.

"Ohhhh, wet already for me?"

"Yea- ah, ah!!!" The breath knocked clean out of his lungs as Wolfwood thrust fully inside him in one motion, to the hilt, filling him and stretching him until he thought he might black out or scream. His partner's hot cock felt gigantic, pressing against every single good spot inside him, places he couldn't reach on his own, pressing against spots that made his vision white out.

And he'd been aching for him, craving him all day. Imaging him pressing him against the kitchen counter, or bending him over the couch. But his own imagination couldn't even compare to the real thing, despite how many times he'd had it already.

The thick, heavy weight.

So deep, too deep, too big, so fucking good.

Vash came.

Untoched.

From the first three seconds of having Wolfwood's dick inside him.

Desperate tremors coursed through him as nectar dripped pathetically on the wood floor beneath them, as he gasped and cried, tears stinging behind his eyes and his throat aching from the sheer power of it's suddenness. The orgasm wracked through his body in waves that knocked valuable oxygen from his lungs and made his thighs tremble, the aftershocks strong - he could feel himself pulsating around the large cock still buried inside him.

Behind him, Wolfwood paused. A warm flush covered every inch of his skin, embarrassed.

"Did you... did you just cum?"

Weakly, he nodded.

"What the fuck," Wolfwood growled. "You're so god damn beautiful, I'm not gonna last long. Can I keep going?"

"Yes."

A hand locked into the hair at the nape of his neck and pulled until it hurt, as Wolfwood reared back and plummeted into him like a meteor hitting the planet. His speed picked up with absolutely no waste of time, his brutal strength rendering Vash's entire body numb, his fingertips and dick and legs tingling with the unrelenting hard pace.

The entire room filled with the sounds of their harsh lovemaking, and Vash wondered if he was gasping for air as loudly as he thought. Sweat prickled across his forehead, and everything felt way too sensitive to be getting fucked like this, but he couldn't help but get lost in it, in the familiar feeling of Wolfwood consuming him in a way solely belonging to his boyfriend.

As if reading his mind, Wolfwood snarled against the shell of his ear. "You belong to me, right?" He grunted, somehow quickening his already brutal pace, and this was something Wolfwood often whispered to him when they were in the throes of passion together.

He thought it had something to do with not knowing if Vash was alive or not for the last two years.

"Say it. C'mon, say it for me."

"Yours!" he cried. "I'm YOURS!"

Wolfwood yanked out and Vash whined pathetically at the loss. "On your knees, Vash."

Again, he obeyed without a second thought and dropped to his knees, still gasping pathetically from the exertion of his own orgasm, but when he peered up at Wolfwood, his boyfriend, his lover, he felt his pussy pulse through another small one, because, oh, sweet mother of No Man's Land, he was not at all deserving of the heavenly scene above him.

This man looked beautiful.

This man looked beautiful. His usually perfect hair had fallen messily over his forehead as he peered down at Vash, towering over him, lips parted on harsh breaths as he quickly began unbuttoning his shirt at lightning speed, shoving it down his arms and off his body, exposing all his muscle at once.

Vash felt momentarily lightheaded at the sight of every rippling brawn in that rock hard body. His abs, defined and strong with tension, his large biceps straining as his massive hand encircled Wolfwood's dick, the knuckles sprinkled with scars, and began stroking the shaft rapidly in front of his face.

The other hand came to gently carress the side of Vash's face. Soft fingertips, gentle for several moments, until it moved up and those soft touches turned into a harsh grip in his hair again, holding him still so he was directly in front of that pulsating cock. Not that he would ever try to get away.

Not from Wolfwood.

Never, ever.

Apparently, his boyfriend was thinking the same thing, because he let out a harsh groan and bit out simply, "Fuck, your face is so God damn pretty."

Vash hummed, bones lax. "Are you gonna cum on my pretty face, then?"

Wolfwood's eyebrows raised and his mouth dropped open; Vash watched his hand stutter. "What the fuck," he swore again. "Yeah, yeah, I wanna cum on that pretty fucking face. Fuck, open your mouth."

Obeying, he dropped his mouth open, parted his lips, slipped his tongue out, and peered up at Wolfwood through blonde lashes.

Only three more strokes came before Vash felt sweltering, white hot stripes shoot across his lips and his cheeks, the familiar taste falling along his tongue in the most intoxicating way.

Wolfwood collapsed to his knees in front of him, hand falling from his hair, breathing so hard, Vash could hear every intake. "Holy shit, Vash."

Post orgasm, covered in his lover's seed, he just smiled across at Wolfwood.

Dazed eyes met his, and he gave a short laugh. "You're a wreck now. I'm sorry."

Vash shrugged a shoulder, his tongue darting out and gathering what wetness he could reach along his chin, reveling in the taste. "Don't be sorry, I like it."

"Uh-" Wolfwood looked away, closing his eyes, and pinched the bridge of his nose with his forefinger and thumb. "You know what, get cleaned up before I cancel the plans with the girls and keep you here in bed."

As enticing as that sounded, Vash quickly rose to his feet and made a beeline for the bathroom, ignoring the sound of Wolfwood chasing quickly behind him.

[accirax]

initial thoughts on DCAS episode 21

AKA, the finale :O this will be a doozy...

for Going Through It as frequently and as strongly as Jake does, i find it hilarious that all of his promotional material always looks like it was ripped straight from a dorky high school girl's instagram feed. also, go Ashley, roast that clown (/lh)

that's such a cute drawing omg!!! i always have fun thinking about how good the drawing is in the context of the universe it was drawn in. like, to us, his proportions look kinda off, but in their universe, the giant heads and tiny waists are actually really accurate. Hunter is going to be the next great artist fr.

... i thought that the point was supposed to be that Jake grew more than anyone here, which is why he was facing down Riya. i mean, i guess you could say that Ally had to grow a new personality for the beginning of the season, and then have that character develop. she is more changed from s2 Ally than Jake is from s1 Jake because Jake had more of a character in s1.

and boy, would it suck if that promise was left unfulfilled! (/s)

it is true that this (if she actually remained on Riya's team the whole time) is kind of a win-win for Ellie. either Riya loses, or she gets $100K. both are acceptable.

this was such a cute/fitting response for Jake to have. it's a really great button on their relationship.

i love how smug they look at no one wanting to help Riya.

WHEN THE FUCK WERE YOU WATERBOARDED???

actually, we know that Tom is a terrible liar, so maybe he got waterboarded by the mob boss after they figured out he was lying in the interrogation.

w... what...?

dare i say iconic

i know that they didn't really have time, but with Alec and Ellie working together (and Alec protecting Ellie, as he did here), i had kind of hoped that we'd get a bit more closure on their relationship. like, does Ellie still hate Alec for betraying her? or is the fact that they were going to be in the villains alliance together mean that they'd cross that bridge? maybe i'm just forgetting, but their relationship feels somewhat unresolved. (i mean relationship platonically btw; no hate to people who ship them but i don't need to know if they're a couple or not because the canon answer is obviously no)

i don't know if this was really necessarily but good for you girl

this is like the first time Fiore has cared about anyone ever :,D Fiore and Alec the duo ever!!!

A GENUINE SMILE????????

why are you preventing this from happening? you know Gabby, so you should know that this would absolutely work.

rewatching the beginning of the episode after knowing the end, i sorta wanted to question whether Ashley abstaining from helping could have accidentally lost Jake the win. however, Tom is just so doggedly determined to cover his man that i think he probably was the best guy for the job. like, would Ashley dive for him? idk.

okay, 1) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THAT WAS GOING TO DO, RIYA?!?!, and 2) HOW THE FUCK DID GABBY NOT LOSE HER ARM FROM THIS. IMAGINE IF SHE DID. THIS WAS WILD.

... does Riya understand how pain works? or the American healthcare system? Ellie surely wanted to use that money for something else, dude.

so they are kinda sweeping Tom's wrongdoings under the rug, huh? sigh. hopefully it's just a "for now" thing to be further explored in the miniseries.

i love Trevor's little :3 face

and boy, would it suck if this favor was left unfulfilled! (/s)

i watched a compilation of each Disventure Camp character's first and last lines, and let me just say, it's really weird that "Go, Jake!" (said with Aiden) is James' last line ever.

GIVE UP ON HERRRRRRRRR

(also, glad his foot seems to be doing better)

i know i probably would have made fun of this scene for being super corny/moving too fast if Tom had said "i love you," but it's perhaps equally funny that he didn't. like, c'mon bro, you can't even muster the L word in this incredibly dramatic and heroic moment?

COPE

oh boy...

y'know, beyond just not having a good time slot in which to do so, i also kinda put off writing these initial thoughts because i just really didn't feel like having to write anything about ONC's choice regarding the winner of the season. everyone online seems to have these really radical opinions-- either saying that this was a brilliantly subversive and poetic choice, or that the entire season (and perhaps even s2 before it) are ruined by the choice to let Riya in. the truth is, i'm incredibly neutral.

on one hand, i'm incredibly disappointed. if you've been keeping up with these initial thoughts throughout the season, or especially my episode-by-episode power rankings, you'll know that i've very firmly believed that Jake was going to be the winner of this season since the beginning of the merge. and it's not because he's my favorite character and i really wanted him to win or anything-- i have a generally favorable opinion on Jake, but it was mostly because i thought that the arcs and messages of the season would be best capped off with a Jake win. therefore, it's saddening to believe that they didn't capitalize on all that potential just for the sake of shock value.

then again, i really appreciate what ONC was trying to do with Riya. i can tell that they must have felt like they had a lot to prove with Riya in DCAS given how mixed her reception was in s2. so, they put in a lot of work to "fix" her character in DCAS, and, on the whole, i think they got a lot better! as much as i was predicting the Jake win, i was also kind of dreading it, just because it was the sort of cheesy, fanservicey ending that could be predicted from a mile away. so i appreciate the boldness to go for an unexpected ending, and the refusal to stagnate in cookie cutter fan-pleasing storylines when your artistic heart is driving you in another direction.

which is why, in the end, i have no strong opinions. i think that the character writing absolutely could have been set up to establish viewer expectations better, but i also don't think that the entire season is unwatchable because Riya wins. the truth of the matter is still that all of the other contestants besides Yul are the real winners of the season, because they made friends and grew as people. if you rewatch the season, you can still see the gang do just that. but the equal truth is that all of the promises those friends made and the goal that drove them to improve might all feel a bit more hopeless with the knowledge that Connor never did get to one-up Riya. People who needed the money more, like Ashley, Alec, or Ellie didn't get a cent of it. and unlike it would be for Jake, who had a lot of connections with a lot of people, many contestants had pretty much no bearing on the winner of the season at all.

i want to believe that the Disventure Camp writing can and will continue to overall get better, but i also can't ignore the obvious signs of growing pains. can't bring myself to get all too mad at them either, though. mostly, i just want to stay out of any drama.

it really shows that Jake hasn't been able to look at social media since the beginning of the show. trust me, buddy, not everyone was rooting for you.

unsurprising that tomjake gets the last kiss of the season/era.

cite your sources, please (/j)

i guess the real person Riya was lying to all along... was herself. *vine boom* because, seriously, how the fuck did she not realize that it wasn't just acting anymore? when she double-broke Connor's foot and tried to make Ally think that Jake lied about being suicidal???