#did someone spike my diet coke with pot?

[fizzle-y]

holy jeez we never land

[theatre-mushroom]

I don’t know if there is a specific part you want, so here is what I think all the lines/bits that were cut/changed for the 2016 version are just in case! The rest of the song is the same as the 2016 version!

(During the opening dialogue)

Karnak: They don’t yet know they’re dead.

(skip to the actual song)

Choir(-Ricky): When the fall fair comes to town!

Ocean, Constance: Oh step right up! To the all fun fair, All the games a fun, You’ll wish that you were there! Soon the first day At the hotdog stand, Sing original tunes By our local cover band.  When the fall fair comes to town!

Mischa, Noel: When the fall fair comes to town!

Choir(-Ricky): Oh my hearts a saskatchewing, For I'm a saska-teen! Sitting here Oh so pretty, Cut my pity, I'm singing this ditty! Till the fall fair comes to town!

Choir(-Ricky) (Micha beatboxes): Doo-doodly-do-doodly-do-do-do Doo-doo-do-doodly-do-doodlay Doo-do-do-do-do-do-dee-do-do A-rum-tum-tum hooray!

(skip, same as 2016)

Constance: Falling through the air, I wonder

Choir: How can this this fair?!

Constance: Cotton candy

Mischa: Rancid beer

Ocean: Starring at the fun house mirror

Noel: A flash of music swirling everywhere

Ocean: Stood in line, Took forever

Constance: Buckled in, they pulled the lever!

Choir: Seconds later floating through the air!

Ricky: I’m starting now to understand

Constance: Holy jeez! We never land!

Ocean: Did someone spike my diet coke with pot?

Boys: Screaming metal, Broken wheels, sparks were flying, bending steel!

Constance: And then that sad and lonely creepy thought.

Choir: My life is falling off the track! I know I’ll never get it back! Falling through the air I wonder how can this be faaaaaair?

Hello tumblr can ANYONE and i mean ANYONE make out what is being said in the 2015 chicago recording of fall fair? Can somebody like contact an rtc actor that was with the show at the time and ask them because i cannot make it out on the one recording we have that came with a full audio bootleg of the show. And don't say genius lyrics because they dont know either. There are literal question marks over some lyrics I'll take anything from a script of the 2015 version to a careful interpretation by someone whos good at analyzing audio to someone who saw the show during this run whos able to recall some of it. I am begging you