#did smth stupid n now i am . pretending i dont have a phone so i cant see the actions of my consequences

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[sultrybaby]

Things ENHA hyung line boyzz would do to get ur attention (cuz ur hot)

a/n: Okay so i cant believe we're finally alone im actually writing. i have let school get in the way of writing, which is stupid cuz im way too gorgeous to let school change my lifestyle (also my fam moved and i am a board student and i have 3 projects and im also yearbook editor and i also have a dance performance as well as a fashion show to work on and i have my violin exams plus a separate performance but that does not mean anything its defo academics that is the problem). if i sound mildly drunk thru this shit its cuz i am. why is this so long. anyhoo enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

HEESEUNG: suddenly start humming to impress u like a dumass. He's not gonna sing out loud cuz that is too obvious, but then his only impressive talent is singing (ok jk jk its for the plot dONT ATTACK ME) so whenever ur around he just starts humming an extremely difficult song and hits the perfect notes (i rlly dont wanna do this but my brain just thought of him tryna impress u like dis while he has a blocked nose so now i gotta put that in ur head too LOL). Luckily for him, almost all of us r gonna fall for that shit cuz its so cute :"] (were so gone like what have they done to us)

JAY: grabs ur phone outta ur hand cuz ur not listening to him/ closes ur laptop and carries u to the bed when u stop talking to him mid sentence and he sees u fall asleep on ur desk/ pull u up and feed u something and lecture u when u ignore him while sleepily clicking across an imaginary laptop etc etc (AKJFHKFHDJKFHJKDHFDHK CARETAKER JAY DKFGJDLGJDIGHDHG)

JAKE: does these lil body thingies...like he would say smth and u wouldnt respond so he would go 'eh? *tilts head*' or you did not immediately react to him calling ur name so he kinda rubs the back of his neck. or when he cant sau anything but his waving did not get ur attention so he holds onto ur pinky yk that stuff??

SUNGHOON: okay THIS guy i think u would ignore him on purpose cuz that is how u act around ur crush but then sunghoon wants ur attention but is initially shy to ask for it. so in those stages i think he's start LOUDLY talking to someone nearby in a very awkward manner liek 'HEY DuDeE how was UR weeKENd??' or say smth random like 'd'you know if u were drowning and a dolphin saw u its ore likely to r@Pe u than to save u' and u would pretend to not haave heard but internally this weird stuff be making u fall even more pfft- but then once u two get closer it will be the whole 'i can annoy u forever' x 'i can ignore u forever' duo. for example u would purposely ignore hoon's narcissistic (my god i love it) monologue by pretending to be on ur phone, so he would take away ur phone. so you would not give a reaction and just grab a book. so then he snatches the book. so u go eat something. and then he drops it. and this just keeps going until yall end up not being petty anymore.