#did i spend wayyy too much on the gifs and getting them all to match? YES and

[inafieldofdaisies]

Ships as Tarot Pairs | uquiz | Tagged by @corvosattano @voidika

John x Sabrina | the tower + the lovers: meeting this person shook your whole world. crumbling down is everything you thought you knew about life and love. their warmth, their generosity, their naivete, their knowing…! you don’t know how anything made sense before them. all you know is that nothing will make sense afterwards.

Faith x Leslie | ace of cups + ten of cups: your romance is the love story that seems only possible in movies. it starts from a youthful first meeting, innocent. and from what may seem like a lifetime later, you both end up happily in union, perhaps even married! your coupling is the epitome of emotional fulfillment and devotion. neither of you thought you'd end up here, but damn if you aren't glad you did.

Calahan x Mary May | knight of pentacles + the magician: if there’s something you want, you will GET IT. nothing escapes your fingertips. after all, you’re the power couple. your pairing sparks pure cosmic energy. you’re fiercely driven to your goals - whether that be status, fortune, or power. you’re also fiercely protective of one another. with the knight’s earthy energy, you both prefer to purposefully make your way towards your ambitions, rather than playing cards too early or acting too loosely. meanwhile, the magician’s half makes gives you a little fire. if they get too close, onlookers and threats to your relationship may get burned.

Jacob x Mercedes | the devil + the emperor: there’s only one religion for the two of you, and that religion is the other. you two are very nearly unhealthily obsessed with one another, and that’s just how you like it. when they touch you, they can feel the blood pumping under the surface of your skin. your hearts beat for one another. when the day comes that one stops, the other will soon after. until then, you both will live out your lives in perfect, gothy paradise.

Maxwell x Penelope | knight of pentacles + the magician: if there’s something you want, you will GET IT. nothing escapes your fingertips. after all, you’re the power couple. your pairing sparks pure cosmic energy. you’re fiercely driven to your goals - whether that be status, fortune, or power. you’re also fiercely protective of one another. with the knight’s earthy energy, you both prefer to purposefully make your way towards your ambitions, rather than playing cards too early or acting too loosely. meanwhile, the magician’s half makes gives you a little fire. if they get too close, onlookers and threats to your relationship may get burned.

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[viktorstittytank]

Girls night (NSFW)

Everyone’s reaction to reader coming back from a girls night tipsy and horny

I thought this idea was wayyy too funny

18+ minors DNI

Mel

Probably was at the girl’s night with you.

If you smack Mel you’re losing access to your hands and they will be pinned.

She completely understands getting caught up in the moment but she isn’t the one to slap. It’ll just be used as an excuse to steal your soul.

This girls got gadgets you’ve never even heard of and they’re all gonna be working at their highest setting tonight.

Accidentally traumatizing Jayce and waking up to enough noise complaints you could swim in them.

Vi:

At first she’s a pouty puppy. Hasn’t even noticed that you’re tipsy and hella horny. She’s too caught up in feeling bad for herself that you left her at home to spend time with your girls.

She has to get a good look at you before she realizes what’s going on and smirks.

Handsy, hot and bothered, she’s liking this side of you.

But then her pants are coming off, and wow you taste like hard liquor and when did you get her top off?

As soon as she realizes you’re moving a little too fast for her she panics.

Locked herself in the bathroom and sat in the tub till you passed out by the door.

Viktor:

At first he’s excited to see you. He’s ready to hear about all the places you’ve been and what you guys talked about until he sees this carnivores look in your eye he’s never seen before.

You pretty much jump his bones.

You’re going to break the man. You’re squishing his face and he’s fighting to breathe while you’re having some of the best sex the two of you have ever had.

Moans in confused and a little scared cus what the fuck is going on.

He’s half out of his mind while you’re bouncing on him and only really comes back to earth once the two of you are done.

Littered in bite marks and can’t look you in the eye in the morning. Doesn’t even know who you are anymore. This is going in his journal.

Sevika:

Babes can do more than handle you. You’ve met your match with this one. She doesn’t really care if you’re gripping her hair hard if anything it makes her work harder.

Bite her she’ll bite back harder.

She’s gonna chuckle into your mound while you grind yourself against her face. Usually you’d never even think about sitting on her face because you’ve said it before you’re too scared you’ll suffocate her. It’s hard to believe the words ever left your mouth at the sight of the two of you.

When the strap comes out if you get wild she’s just gonna enjoy the show. Completely ignores you when you try smacking her. Only really cares about the faces you’re making cus you look cute.

Sevika can take a couple of hits this is a piece of cake.

Silco:

Someone missed you while you were gone as much as he hates to say it. He tried distracting himself with work but couldn’t help thinking about you and how cold you’d left his presence.

He waits for you at the door so once you come stumbling in he’s getting mowed down immediately.

Congratulations you’ve caught the king off guard and wow this is definitely a new position, have you always been this flexible? What are you doing to his body?

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