#dicks half sister who sucks and no one cares about Vs Jason’s life was orchestrated into misery by people who hate him FIGHT
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It’s funny because dick not working on their no net trapeze act from birth is what one would logically expect from a modernization of the backstory, like beyond recent popular attitudes about what does/doesn’t count as child labor and exploitation, having your child be part of your family daredevil show is reckless child endangerment, but I do not give a fuck about that. Put the boy in the circus look at him go
#the elephant too like okay yes it’s animal cruelty#I think some people mentally live in a world where somehow Haley’s was The Good Curvus and the animals were somehow properly cared for#dicks elephant friend and dick both being somehow special induvuduals who thrive while being mistreated#yes it would be bad for anyone ELSE but Elanore the elephant just LIVES stagework she would be depressed in a nature preserve#I don’t think anyone else has thought this seriously about the elephant but i have not stopped#trying to decide if I feel schnaufrentute about this#so sorry TT put some stupid shit in your guys backstory you hate because you need him to be cool at the time or you fall apart or whatever#so you can’t handle seeing a child make a mistake#people wrote Jason as having killed someone.#dicks half sister who sucks and no one cares about Vs Jason’s life was orchestrated into misery by people who hate him FIGHT#honestly for as much as I hate and we all hate Joe chill was not a random act of violence it is the least worst one here
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