#dickolas d. dumbwood — interaction .

[tewwor-moving]

"Statistically speaking," Dickolas says while nabbing a cigarette out of Roberto's pack, "how much food per meal gets lost in that 'stache. Y'know... how many crumbs. Approximations are fine too."

@mythvoiced

Only a fraction of that nonsense is intentionally heard. The rest's left for the desert wind and the worms idling around within it. Instead, Robert(o) De Niro is far too focused on the fat fucking sausage fingers that lightened his pristine cigarette pack. Again. Irritation's already sparking to life the second that rascal's within earshot. Now it's burning into a tall flame with all the extra nonsense.

How the hell was the cigarette already so damn crumpled?

"Your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes from your mouth?" There's no groveling, no biting or barking that comes with the rhetorical question. It's simple, a little too calm, in stark contrast to the heavy disapproval etched onto his face.

[tewwor-moving]

"Didn't peg ya for such a sweet-talker," Nicholas continues crumbling the cigarette he stole from Roberto and keeping eye contact to make sure he can catch the way it pisses him off, before shoving it in his mouth, "you know, you coulda been No Man's Land next top dilf, but you're so damn cranky, you're just someone's prickly dad now. Got a light, father?"

@mythvoiced

Don't look at it.

Don't look at the outrageous and unnecessary act of that smarmy hand. Keep looking at those reflective sunglasses; the only normal accessory adorning the blockhead.

A single pinky plugs an ear. Even rotates like there's actually something to be dislodged. "Sheesh— no wonder so much trouble's drawn to you. Flies like the taste of shit, and you're so chock-full of it."

Don't fall into the trap lain by such an infernally irritating idiot. Just so the right reaction can be weeded out.

"Father?" Now that manages to lift a bushy brow a millimeter up. "I'm no priest— last time I checked, that's your cross to carry." Was that too on the nose? "That what this's all about, though? You got some unresolved father issues, Wolfwood?"