#dick sucking champion whale
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s3znl-gr3znl · 1 year ago
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the world is about to end via nuclear destruction but im a dick sucking champion whale and swallow all the nukes perfectly as they leave their submarines
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quakerjoe · 8 years ago
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Jesus Horatio Christ. Can we say "Too little, too late, motherfuckers"? FOX doesn't get to give countless hours of seemingly endless dick-sucking and lip service to Trump one moment, sending the nation into a fact-free, tinfoil-hat-wearing shitstorm-on-ice before the election and then get to shit on their champion the next in some vain attempt to come out looking like the "good guys". There's pretty much no point at this juncture. The Misogynistic Mango is in a free-for-all and can show any conservative jack-off easily just how much of a lying sack of whale jizz he really is without FOX's help. The station that brought you Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly can practically lick their own eyeballs with their heads so far up their own assholes and they've got ZERO right to even attempt to try and back out of this bottomless pit full of elephant shit they've helped bury us all in. Fuck you all, FOX Noise!
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