#dick rick Sanchez
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ik season 7 ended like two seconds ago but ive prepared a wishlist for season 8. ahem,
a scene where rick and morty have an emotional hug that they don't push away or tense up from. like really emotional, like desperate clinging to each other like they're each the only thing keeping the other from literally falling apart
rick tongues a man
#im so normal about these cartoon characters and their toxic dependance on each other#sometimes being a rick and morty fan isnt about having a very high iq sometimes it's about realizing you have grandaddy issues#or wanting to see that old man get some dick#rick and morty#rick and morty season 7#rick & morty#rnm#r&m#rick and morty spoilers#?#i mean kinda. this post comes from the hugs from season 7 but idk if this counts as spoilers lol#rick and morty season 7 spoilers#rick sanchez#morty smith#pan rick sanchez#pansexual rick sanchez#old man brainrot#rick and morty season 8#my nonsense
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Just a random comic of the AU
Some context:
Diane died around the age Rick was while being on this band, by one of those federal government bugs that was trying to kill Rick.
Since then he decided to leave that life behind for Beth and his family, and avoids the subject because he blames himself for her wife's death.
#rnm#rick and morty#rick sanchez#beth smith#jerry smith#summer smith#jerry is a dick#but mostly jealous of Rick being an actual good dad#Beth is an actual surgeon in this AU thanks to Rick support btw
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DON'T BE A SPACE MORMON!
season 7, ep 3
#rick sanchez#i love rick sm#suck my dick and lose my number#using that one#oh shit! shonda came to play!#you quit that business-#and you're fired from that business-#and i'm using your last paycheck to cover the stapler you stole which was my HEART!#'i don't work for you' you couldn't - you suck. OOP#he WILL shit in the punch#srry i loved a lot of these one liners#rick and morty#rick and morty season 7#rick and morty season seven#rick and morty s7#rick and morty screencaps#rick and morty spoilers
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my little meow meow pookie bear
#‘read the room and figure it out’#more like read the room and let me sit on your face#i’m so sorry#i’m disgusting#but i need him#rick fucker#daddddyyyyy oml#dick me down rn#day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man#RELAPSED. RELAPSED. RELAPSED.#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick and morty season 7
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spoiler warning for the finale of rick and morty season 7👍‼️
wanted to do a study as my warm up art and this scene is. Wow. when i was watching the episode it was so unexpected
#Ik I got some of the anatomy fucked up . mostly of Diane#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick and morty art#my art#diane sanchez#would their ship name be dick#or like. riane.
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anybody got any long-haul, chaptered fanfic recs? just wanna drown myself in like 100000 words of slow burn enemies to friends to lovers with sexual tension you could cut with a knife kinda shit
#rick sanchez#rick sanchez x reader#i will also accept viktor from arcane#and astarion from bg3#viktor#astarion#i showed u my dick pls respond#mesa speaks#fanfic
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More FNaF Rick and Morty because i do what i wantttttt
Have I mentioned that Mr. PoopyButtHole is the General manager yet cuz i still haven't drawn him in Uniform but i will i swear
typed out text in image below cut
Title reads FNaF: SB AU
Subtitle reads: Dick Sanchez, 20, Mega Plex Restaurant Employee
Illustration of Dick leaning over a counter saying, "quit looking at me", Purple fem character labeled, "Aimon, 20 yr, self insert hehe :3" responds, "no heart"
Illustration of Dick's almost full body in uniform labeled, "acne scars, gauges, and stubble"
Illustration of a tiny cutesy Dick saying, "Stop. Calling. Me. Joker."
Illustration of Dick pushing a cart while being followed by a creepy daycare attendant labeled, "i feel like something is following me..."
Short comic of Dick Smoking from a dab pen with red eyes being called out by Birdperson saying, "You're not getting high at work are you?" labelled "BP", Rick responds with, "..." followed by a timid, "No..."
The next panel depicts BP standing next to Dick with his hand out labelled, "26 yr, BP, Overworked assistant manager" with him saying, "I will keep my silence as long as you let me hit that pussy stick," Dick responds handing the dab pen over saying, "who tf rolls up a whole joint at work?" BP responds, "You if you weren't a pussy."
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I want Dick Sanchez so bad can you tell
#Ricky and Dick: My fnaf au#BP with a walkie talkie is such a powerful image to me idk#slicked back ponytail and stoned 90% of the time#he is the perfect assistant manager#FnafSB au#rick and morty au#rick sanchez oc#self insert
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I had a dream that we had an episode where we met Birdperson’s parents and it was confirmed that in their culture it’s normal for entire families to share a bed and I was so excited to come on here and talk about it and write a Birdrick ‘there was only one bed’ fic where Birdperson and Rick get a studio flat together to save on rent
#rick and morty#rnm#rick sanchez#birdperson#birdrick#you have no idea how sad i was to wake up and realise it wasn’t real#i had so many details planned in my dream as well lmao#i was like ‘ok maybe the flesh curtains break up and squanchy goes his separate ways but rick and bp stay together’#but they have no money so they have to share a room for cheaper rent#because bp reveals that that’s normal in his culture and rick’s like ‘oh sure you know we have to save money‘ lmao#i also saw a scene of them having a bath together for some reason?#this was not explained#i remember rick telling himself ‘don’t look’ at bp’s dick#also i assume that part was meant to be part of the fic and not the episode#oh another detail i remembered:#i was playing around with the idea of squanchy moving out first and so they had an empty room for a bit#and then vanbo (yes that vanbo from solar opposites) moved in instead#to add fuel to the ‘we need to move out’ fire
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doodle dump #6
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can i beat him up? why does he look cute and stupid as a turkey
#“and you’re using the war room to measure dicks with your alcoholic sci-fi boyfriend”#made me giggle#rick sanchez#rick and morty#S5 E6
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dark, fucked up retelling of gravity falls where everything happens exactly the same but they acknowledge the trauma that all the fucked up shit they go through would cause a 12 year old.
#these kids are legit being tortured once a week#not to mention the fact that mabel takes LSD candy in the convenience store#grunkle stan is definitely not legally fit to raise kids#stanford's gotta have some complex ptsd from presumably travelling with rick sanchez for 20 years#Wendy's probably the most normal even after the multiverse shenanigans. she got a dick tho
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#literally me always and forever#i need a dick transplant NOWWWWWWWWWWWW#rick sanchez#rnm#steven post#nsft#lmao#rick#c 137#rick c137
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discussing fandom on Reddit and discussing fandom on tumblr are two completely different playing fields. it’s not even funny. you’ll see the most incredible theory or take on specific niche lore in fandom on tumblr, complemented by some brilliant commentary in the replies, and Reddit fandom is just “hey remember when THIS happened?” And it’s the same screenshot that’s been reposted multiple times with nothing new added to it.
#shut up zach#not to suck fandom tumblrs dick too hard but like#compared to Reddit it’s like a Greek pantheon#on the Rick and morty subreddit (don’t ask) I literally saw so many posts just like#remember THIS JOKE???#and then on tumblr it was like ‘ok here’s my au and orginal art and theories about Rick Sanchez’s first family’#it’s all incredible awe inspiring breath taking amazing#the amphibia subreddit now is just ‘guys this connects to gravity falls????!’#amphibia tumblr is like ‘here’s theories on how they could go back to amphibia post finale’#owl house subreddit had a guy complain about the collector being ‘too nice’ in ftf#‘WHY IS HE DIffereNT AROUND KING’#maybe because he’s not being manipulated by a 400 yo man?#on the mcr subreddit they can’t even fathom calling Gerard way by she/her pronouns#mcr tumblr is so advanced if I don’t see a post calling Gerard babygirl I worry about op
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"Didn't need an online game to tell me that, I-I fucking know it."
"Uh, well, I-I think that's a good score, i-it's not too small, but not too big either. I-I can deal with that. 32 sounds nice."
#{ dash games. ✦ }#{ ic ; 🧪 Rick Sanchez }#{ ic ; 🎮 Morty Smith }#{ Rick pops up out of the blue to suck his own dick and disappears fdshfjkdshjk }#{ and meanwhile Morty is just like -shrug emoji- }
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god why did it have to be rick and morty. why can't i go back to fixating on literally anything else
#random thoughts#guess what motherfuckers it's blue man time#so im looking through the rick sanchez x original character tag on ao3 and judging people's writing#one of the most popular tropes seems to be rick x summer's classmate and like. that's so limiting#you're limiting yourself to the singular younger woman x older man dynamic#either make the oc an alien or have summer be taking a college course at the local community college for credits#do you KNOW how many interesting characters you meet in community college#literally just have summer have to do a group project with someone in their forties!!!#i think the whole 'you're old enough to be my dad' thing is MUCH funnier when both characters involved are like. past middle aged#let rick get some age appropriate pussy!!!#plus i like summer. stop using her as a plot device to get grandpa dick#god i WOULD love to see summer interact with a normal adult. get her some healthy role models#someone who she wouldn't respect initially like a housewife#god a grandma? someone rick's age#they butt heads but start to bond because of the grandma's secret love for science fiction#it's a college-level english comp class and they're arguing over what counts as real literature?#idk im tired gnight
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