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basalting · 2 months ago

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could you imagine being in the watchtower or whatever while batman, superman and wonder woman are fighting?? batman says something softly in an absolutely cutting tone of voice and superman starts pinching the bridge of his nose while wonder woman throws her arms up in disgust

"Of COURSE you bring that up again, you've never found a dead horse you wouldn't beat."

"Will both of you just stop, I didn't even think it was possible for me to get a migraine but somehow you've managed it!"

"You'll both have to forgive me, I am after all just a mortal man, in the future I'll leave it to my betters shall I?"

"BETTERS? Don't start on that shit again BATMAN or I'll see how strong the shock absorbers in suit really are."

"Ignore him Superman, the gods know he'd never willingly agree with a plan that doesn't involve him throwing himself idiotically on a grenade or something."

#its like when ur parents are fighting but WORSE cause ur parents are also kinda ur BOSS #vibes absolutely rancid and everyone else is like 🧍#after the fight (which ends without resolution and is basically a cold war until everyone calms down) bruce just goes back to work #clark straight up leaves. goes to ma and pas to weed the garden until he stops wanting to scream #diana goes and trains for a bit but then just focuses on helping other JL members #bruce wayne #clark kent #diana prince #i ganged up on bruce in this but d&b slap clark down when he gets stupid about magic #and b&c yell at diana to keep them in the loop even if she can handle things by herself

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