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rex-cxiii replied to your post: "Love, why is your child often without clothes?"

“Hello Kettle, I am Pot.”

"Oho” said the pot to the kettle; "You are dirty and ugly and black! Sure no one would think you were metal, Except when you're given a crack."

"Not so! not so!" kettle said to the pot; "'Tis your own dirty image you see; For I am so clean – without blemish or blot – That your blackness is mirrored in me."

“I have a degree in poetry, you little brat.” He barked. “You uncultured shirtless fool. The kettle is so clean it reflection shows how filthy the pot is. So you’re right. But at least a pot could hold food and be useful.”

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Finally! An article tailored to me!

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sxrtisがあなたの投稿に返信しました: “So…. why do the Amicitia… get… tattoos of...

hey that’s what they do for the lore at overwatch - genuinely confirme

“What the hell is overwatch?”

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me wanting to talk about my characters who literally no one knows much about: h

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Goes back to eating oreo cannolis, not because they taste better, but because it upsets his son.

@regisinfernus

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hardcormarshal replied to your post: .

The sniper would really drive home what a terrible bodyguard Cor is apparently XD

I dunno, I’m sure Mors can just constantly beat the idea into his head, and if he died in his sleep, Cor would still feel like it’s his fault.

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rex-cxiii replied to your post: "I am putting myself up for adoption," The five...

Regis pouted, holding back tears, “Sign, I am putting myself up for adoption,” He insisted.

“Fine.” Mors huffed, and took the crayon, writing his signature. “There. You are now up for adoption. Go find newer better parents. Don’t go for ones that are on sale. I did that looking for children, and that was my mistake.”

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“I don’t think I have fully described the depths of how big Varis is down there... I mean, he is a huge man, it only makes sense right? Still... I’m pretty sure he reached parts of me that were still a virgin.”

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I...

want to make a Sparda blog,,,

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me: maybe i should make a proper promo for my blog

me: OR maybe i should bypass that, and focus on my drafts

me: OR i could continue to write those headcanon lists i promised myself.

also me: how about you instead focus your minimal art skills onto drawing your interpretation of what grue from DMC: Volume One looks like, as well as his daughters?

me: fuck you’re right.

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((ooc but just wanted to say I chanced hitting follow last freakin night and I've basically been choking down laughter every time I check my dash since. So thanks for that I guess lol. Sincerely, a complete rando.

“Good. I’m a fucking delight.”

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demonslayvr replied to your post: Dante’s Use of His Depression Buff+ DMC3: Still...

“ depression but faster ” dsfgsdfg

depression but every time you hear subhuman it gets faster

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"Love, why is your child often without clothes?"

“He needs you to look at his abs to distract from the fact that he’s a fucking idiot.”

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I was summoned?

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bestchocobro replied to your post: sage-fire replied to your post: ...

Prom just straight up tells him it’s because he’s hot and people want his dick!

cor: oh. maybe that’s why they were being coy about it.