#dg and hayden watching that one hologram in 2016 that says to see jessica in hr abt getting turned into a revenant | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pikkish · 1 month ago

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Crack headcanon: the UAC in Eternal was never pro demons, they just made ridiculous propaganda to turn people away from it but it backfired on them spectacularly

Hayden when his ad campaign fails so bad that his employees open an uncontrolled portal to hell and the Doom Slayer wakes up from his millenia long imprisonment to come beat him up:

#pikspeak #im a very serious person taking this very seriously i swear #i mean obviously that wouldnt work for a few reasons but thats why its crack #dg and hayden watching that one hologram in 2016 that says to see jessica in hr abt getting turned into a revenant #dg gestures to it and goes what the hell man #and hayden frantically tries to explain that if anyone actually tried to see jessica in hr #she was supposed to tell them how stupid they were being #smash cut to jessica who completely misunderstood her assignment and is prepping someone to become a rev

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