#dfqc the token heterosexual man of cangyan sea

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Going back to my headcanon that while yes Dongfang Qingcang is canonically a 30,000-year-old virgin (and he has no shame about this, good for him), he has more knowledge of gay sex than any other kind because the man spent most of his life on the battlefield and UNDOUBTEDLY encountered his men getting it on multiple times.

Imagine him, when new to being at war, unashamedly asking Shangque about it because who else would he ask. And why be ashamed or embarrassed? At this point he has no capacity for that.

(And no, I don't think he'd care. He probably does not GAF what his men do during their free time as long as they get the job done.)

No wonder he was like 'I'm surprised you didn't take my body out to go cruising for men' to XLH. He's well aware of how often his men were getting dicked down because that's just what happens when thousands of men are living in little tents together.