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ok so . . . you guys said to post this sooooooo . . . DON’T YELL AT ME.  IT’S REALLY UNHINGED AND GROSS.

but like.  you know.  how ahri eats people.  and doesn’t like to be wasteful about her kills . . . so . . . ahri doesn’t like to hunt too often.  it will take a long time for her to be weakened or anything by a lack of hunting,  which i’ll write about in a different headcanon,  but . . . in particular,  in a modern based verse,  she has a tendency to keep any you know . . . meat,  organs,  etc.,  saved in a freezer and . . . sometimes when she’s on the go she’ll make a.  you know.  PERSON SMOOTHIE.  SO.  IF YOU ARE IN AHRI’S HOUSE,  AND YOU OPEN HER FRIDGE AND SEE SMOOTHIES,  DO NOT TOUCH THEM.  UNLESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE SICK.

that is all.