#dexholder soudo

[plugnuts]

Sou is such a mood. just completely unbothered by everything. quiet and laid back. what a guy

[pk-freezer-burnt]

Ok so now that the manga is moving on to the next gen, i need to know all those random trivia facts for schilly and sou. Like their hometowns and heights vs other dexholders ... wait we dont even know their ages either do we

[spacefinch]

Pokespe Dexholders and what I think of their names:

Red: No complaints here. But I do have to remind myself that he’s a different person than the nonverbal game Red.

Blue/Green (m): Solid name right there.

Blue/Green (f): Also a good name.

Yellow: I like it!

Gold: It works to distinguish him from Ethan, so that’s good.

Silver: Good name.

Crystal/Crys: Our first name that is ACTUALLY a remotely normal sounding name in the English language. Good for her.

Ruby: Honestly, I first thought that this character would be May’s manga counterpart. But no. Turns out Ruby is Brendan’s manga counterpart.

Sapphire: The actual manga counterpart of May.

Emerald: We are now getting into the “why would someone name their child that” territory.

Diamond/Dia: At least he has a nickname.

Pearl: What is so wrong with the name “Barry?”

Platinum Berlitz: I hate this name. Who would look at their daughter and decide “Platinum” is a good name? If you ask me, she’s the one who should have been named Pearl. If I had my way, the Sinnoh Dexholders would be named Diamond (Lucas), Pearl (Dawn), and Barry.

Black: This could have been his last name, but no.

White: Again, this is better suited as a surname than a given name.

Blake: Well at least this one is an actual first name.

Whitley: I sometimes confuse this one for Whitney, but it’s okay.

X: Very mysterious. I like it.

Y (Yvonne Gabena): Not bad.

Sun: Neutral on this one.

Moon: This one’s also okay.

Henry Sword: I like his Japanese name better (Soudo).

Casey Shield: I like the name “Schilly” better, but I cannot remember her full Japanese name.

Scarlet Koito: Not much of an opinion. But at least she has a full name.

Violet Lang: Same situation as Ruby.

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i care them 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👉🏽👈🏽 (panels from the recent swsh chapter)

[stormspe]

Happy belated Valentine’s Day! I couldn’t let the holiday pass by without making another batch of punny Pokéspe valentines!

Click for additional commentary! ♥

[hakaiart]

happy birthday sou. ive had this saved since september

[advice-from-the-dexholders]

Stabs ‘Henry’ and ‘Casey’

[alizardjae]

Dexholder Natures and Characteristics

Speculative, of course

Red: Adamant- Likes to fight

Green: Calm- A little quick tempered

Blue: Careful- Thoroughly cunning

Yellow: Rash- Takes plenty of siestas

Gold: Naughty- Likes to relax

Silver: Quiet- Alert to sounds

Crystal: Brave- Highly persistent

Ruby: Sassy- Somewhat vain

Sapphire: Bashful- Proud of its power

Emerald: Impish- Scatters things often

Diamond: Relaxed- Loves to eat

Pearl: Hasty- Strong willed

Platinum: Naive- Highly curious

Black: Jolly- Often lost in thought

White: Bold- Good perseverance

Blake: Serious- Capable of taking hits

Whitley: Timid- Quick to flee

X: Lonely- Somewhat stubborn

Y: Hardy- Quick tempered

Sun: Lax- Somewhat of a clown

Moon: Mild- Good endurance

Soudo: Modest- Very finicky

Schilly: Quirky- Impetuous and silly

[incorrect-pokespe-quotes]

Describe all the dexholders in one word each

Red: himbo

Green: dad

Blue: thot

Yellow: baby

Gold: dumbass

Silver: weeb

Crystal: mom

Ruby: bitch

Sapphire: queen

Emerald: rat

Diamond: boke

Pearl: stress

Platinum: princess

Black: loud

White: business

Lacktwo: Thomas fucker

Whitwo: anxiety

X: manlet

Y: goddess

Sun: uwu

Moon: poison

Schilly: crimes

Soudo: brit

[liya4kar]

Liyada’s Fics Masterpost

It was time I wrote a Fic Masterpost.

So for everyone who is interested by my fics, firstly I invit you on my AO3 where you can litteraly find everythng, especially since I don’t post the fics directly on Tumblr. 

And if you want the details, here we go!

Also here the plan, because the post is really long lmao-

I/ Pokespe

1. Multi-chap fics

a) Three Years

b) The Magical Dexholders

2. AUs

a) Yorozuya no Lack-chan

b) Legendary Dexholders

c) Blonde Family

d) Yokai AU

3. Stand-alone OS and Drabbles

a) OS

b) Drabbles

II/ Other fandoms

a) Champion (Marvel)

I/ Pokespe

1. Multi-Chap Fics

a) Three Years

This one is my baby, the one I had been working on for 2 years and a half, the one I progressed the more in, and also the one I haven’t updated in a year even if I have 6 chapters ready to post, cause I’m lazy af. Also the ones where you can very easily see how much my writing progressed since I started writing for Pokéspe.

Warning: Graphic Description of Violence, Major Character Death (though this one is complicate and don’t fully apply)

Genre: Angst, Adventure.

Words Count: 69,567

Statut: In Progress

Characters: The whole Spe cast up to SM.

Relationship: Background Frantic, Entourage, Agency and Laverree, a lot of other friendships.

Summary: Some secrets should never be revealed. Or should they?

After a strange explosion, X and Y fear the apparition if a new threat for Kalos, and decide to get themselves implicate. But things are not as simple as they look, and nothing will go the way they want. And as those attacks take bigger scales and start to involve a large number of people, they would have no choice but to find the motive behind them to stop them; even if it means getting back on some bitter memories from three years ago they all would have preferred to forget...

List of chapters: Part I: Kalos

1. The Explosion

2. The Lumiose Badlands

3. Shalour City

4. The Attack

5. Next Action

6. Lumiose City

7. Blackout

8. Chase in Lumiose City

9. The Next Day

10. Couriway Town

11. Sunrise

12. Tic Tac

13. Terminus

Part II: Unova

14. A Day in Driftveil City I

14.5. A Day in Driftveil City II

15. Welcome to Unova I

15.5. Welcome to Unova II

16. The Twist Mountain I

16.5. The Twist Mountain II

b) The Magical Dexholders

This one is purely self-indulgent fic, where I basically write the dumbest thing that get in my mind. Aka some Dexholders become Magical Girls or Boys, but they’re dumb, but it’s okay because the bad guys, their friends and their world in general is dumb.

Warning: No Warning applies

Genre: Parody, Humor, Friendship

Words Count; 27,944

Statut: In progress

Characters: The whole Spe cast up to SM, and some OCs

Relationship: Diamond & Silver, Blue & Yellow & Gold & Platinum, Green & Crystal & Pearl

Summary:

It’s an emergency! The Darkness Power Of The Terrible Evil has invading the Pokespe world and take over the region of Kanto! Some magical fluffy creatures needs help in order to stop the Darkness Power Of The Terrible Evil!

The day Dia met a strange professor fan of Magical Boy and a strange pink creature, he knew his life would never be the same...

In the meantime, Blue and Yellow have to face a terrible threat to get back their home, but get new abilities in exchange.

List of chapters:

1.  A story is not interesting if nothing go wrong in it

2.  If you are a Magical Boy, don't forget to take an insurance for building destruction!

3.  If the authorities say that a radioactive cloud did magically stop at the border, you can totally trust them!

4.  You can’t be a protagonist if you don’t have an ultimate move, a dark past or a secret identity!

5.  No matter how good it looks on TV, sh*t stay sh*t!

6.  An homage to a work becomes a fanfiction when it becomes an important part of the plot, you moron!

7. If you update on the 1st April everyone's gonna believe it's a joke, even if it isn't, so update on the 31st March!

2. AUs

Those fics are not multi-chap fics, but more like OS and drabbles that are related between each others.

a) Yorozuya no Lack-chan

Heavily inspired by Gintama, AU where Lack did not get back in Interpol and started doing odd jobs instead. Serie of Drabbles.

Warning: No Warning applies

Genre: Parody, Humor, Friendship

Characters: Lack-Two, Whi-Two, X, Sun

Relationship: Lack-Two & Whi-Two, Lack-Two & X, Lack-Two & Sun

Summary:

When Whi-Two bumped into Lack-Two after months, she was not expecting him to went from Interpol officer to dog walker. And neither that he’d get her, and this guy from Kalos, to join he’s odd jobs agency.

List of chapters:

Dogwalker Lack-Two in action!

The Blazing Begining of Odd Jobs Yorozuya no Lack-Chan! 

b) Legendary Dexholders

In a world where being a legendary Pokémons can be boring, the legendary Pokémons decides to have a little bit of funs. Shenanigans ensue.

Aka the legendary Pokémons decides to become humans, and of course they happen to be our favorite DHs.

Warning: No Warning applies

Genre: Friendship, Family, Supposed to be comic at first but also goes on the character study sometimes

Characters: Silver, Giratina, others for next OS.

Relationship: Implied Preciousmetal, Blue & Silver

Summary:

When Whi-Two bumped into Lack-Two after months, she was not expecting him to went from Interpol officer to dog walker. And neither that he’d get her, and this guy from Kalos, to join he’s odd jobs agency.

List of chapters: Giratina

c) Blonde Family

In which Yellow, Pearl, Bianca and Y are all cousins. Shenanigans enssue.

Warning: No Warning applies

Genre: Family, Comedy, Crime

Characters: Yellow, Pearl, Bianca, Y

Relationship: Yellow & Pearl & Bianca & Y

Summary:

Family reunions are rarely all peace and calm. But when, out of four cousins, you have three Dexholders and a clumsy professor assistant, things are bond to be messy.

List of chapters: To be a cousin, Don't listen others confessions or you'll end as responsible as them

d) Yokai AU

What if yokai existed in the Spe universe? 

Warning: No Warning applies

Genre: Supernatural, Friendship, Adventures

Characters: Pearl, Schilly

Relationship: Pearl & Schilly

Summary:

Pearl had first seen them when he was four years old. And he had learned to live with this world only he could see, to maintain his balance of a normal life.

He had just not expected one of his junior to also see them.

List of chapters: Chilling Party

3. Stand alone OS and drabbles

a) OS

Here you can find the 1K+ words stand-alone OS. Links are in the tittles!

A Good Christmas Movie is Made of Hot Chocolate and a Fire-Breathing Cat

Warning: No Warning applies

Genre: Horror, Parody, Christmas, Hallmark Movie, Specord Winter Writing Event 2020

Words count: 4093

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Y, Sun

Relationship: Implied Laverree and Delivery shipping, Y & Sun

Summary:

Everything is perfect in Y's life. Too perfect, like in a Christmas Hallmark movie. Now, with a fire-breathing cat name Sun, it's up to her to find a way out of this Christmas hell.

One-shot wrote for the Winter Writing Event on the Specord, with the prompt X & Sun, Horror and Parody, My Life is a Hallmark Movie and PMD, and Chuck E Cheese's Ball Pit.

Celebi-rities in Distress

Warning: No Warning applies

Genre: Parody, Friendship, TV Show

Words Count: 5017

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Sapphire, Lisia, Ruby, Emerald.

Relation Ship: Background Franticshipping, Sapphire & Lisia, Ruby & Emerald

Summary:

Sometimes, it only takes a silly TV show, weird games and arrogant prissy boys to make a new friends.

Or how Sapphire became friend with Lisia to teach Ruby and Emerald a good lesson.

Bonding on the Grand Line

Warning: No Warning applies

Genre: One Piece AU, Pirate

Words Count: 2948

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Pearl, Cheren, Sinnoh and Unova Gym Leaders

Relation Ship: Pearl & Cheren, Mentionned Commoner Shipping, Past Pearl & Diamond & Platinum, Mentionned Cheren & Black

Summary:

In a world where Gold Roger is still an unknow name, Pearl and his crew left North Blue for the Grand Line. But are they ready for everything waiting them?

Of Swords & Of a Gun

Warning: No Warning applies

Genre: AU, Angst, 

Words count: 4209

Statut: Two-Shot, in progress

Characters: Pearl, Cheren, Sinnoh and Unova Gym Leaders

Relation Ship: Soudo & Bede, Bede & Rose, Soudo & Schilly, Schilly/Hop, Bede & Schilly & Hop

Summary:

In a world where everyone has a Sword, Bede is an abnormality who has a Gun.

In a world where the Tsurugi family is the best blacksmith clan of Galar, Soudo fails to meet people's expectations.

In a world where they have to fight and find their places, will the two of them discover why they exist? Maybe the answer had been in front of their eyes since the beginning.

Pallet Association

Warning: Graphic Description of Violence, Major Character Death <3

Genre: Cyberpunk AU, Pokespe Amino Festival 2020: Kanto Week, Angst, Dystopia, May be a bit OOC for certain characters

Words count: 3637

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Green, Blue, Red, Yellow, Prof. Chen

Relation Ship: Green & Blue, Green & Blue & Red & Yellow, Green & Prof. Chen

Summary:

In Pallet City, one of the biggest megalopolis in the world, the Pallet Association controls everything. Blue, Red, Yellow, and Green decide that it needs to change.

But Green may have forgotten to mention a few details to them.

(This OS have two alternative endings because I couldn’t picke one)

Storytelling

Warning: No Warning Applies 

Genre: Fluff, Domestic, Comedy,  Pokespe Amino Festival 2020: Johto Week

Words count: 2843

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Silver, Gold, Crystal

Relation Ship: Silver & Crstal & Gold

Summary:

Silver has apparently never heard a fairytale of his whole life, so Gold and Crystal decide to give him an express fairytale class. Turned out that it was a really bad idea.

Festival War

Warning: No Warning Applies

Genre: Comedy, Pokespe Amino Festival 2020: Hoenn Week

Words count: 2843

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Emerald, Latias, Ruby, Sapphire

Relation Ship: Franticshipping, Emerald & Latias, Emerald & Ruby & Sapphire

Summary:

It's the summer, it's time for festivals, but with the Hoenntrio and their love for bets and contests, it could only go wrong.

Family Business

Warning: Craphic Description of Violence, Minor Character Deaths <3

Genre: Angst, Villain AU, tw: Drugs, Weapons, Pokespe Amino Festival 2020: Sinnoh Week

Words count: 3596

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Platinum, Diamond, Pearl

Relation Ship: Implied Entourage

Summary:

Because she was the heir of the Berlitz family, she will continue to develop their wealth and their power, no matter what it takes. No matter if the path she’ll take was full of blood and corpses and crimes.

Parent-Teacher Reunion

Warning: No Warning Applies

Genre: Comedy, School life (but it’s still in the canon universe), Pokespe Amino Festival 2020: Unova Week 1

Words count: 2638

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Cheren, Black, White, Bianca, Iris

Relation Ship: Agency Shipping, Cheren & Black & White & Bianca & Iris

Summary:

Did you ever wonder how was Black's school life? Well, welcome in this parent-teacher reunion where Cheren have some things to say about his childhood friend... 

Crimes Movies are Sad Except When Everyone is Dumb

Warning: No Warning Applies

Genre: Crime, Comedy, Pokespe Amino Festival 2020: Unova Week 2

Words count: 5565

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Whi-Two, Lack-Two, Hugh

Relation Ship: Whi-Two & Lack-Two & Whi-Two

Summary:

It was a normal day for Whi-Two. A casting, a murder, two former classmates coming from nowhere... ... Wait, what?

Strength

Warning: No Warning Applies

Genre: Character Study, Pokespe Amino Festival 2020: Kalos Week

Words count: 2198

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: (Malva’s) Delphox, Trevor, Furfrou, Floette

Relation Ship: Delphox & Trevor, Delphox & Furfrou & Floette

Summary:

Delphox was strong. Malva was strong, too, but Malva's had lost, so Malva was weak.

Delphox had lost too, but she could not admit she was weak too.

No, she was strong.

It was the boy who was weak.

Treasure

Warning: No Warning Applies

Genre: Negative Spe AU, Adventure, Friendship, Pokespe Amino Festival 2020: Alola Week

Words count: 1649

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Sun, Moon

Relation Ship: Sun & Moon

Summary:

Sun always liked helping at the soup kitchen, seeing the smile and laughs of everybody around him, but the lunch breaks were always the best moment.

Too bad that this girl decided to ruin this one.

The Child of the Outdoor

Warning: No Warning Applies

Genre: Character study, pre-canon, Pokespe Amino Festival 2020: Galar Week

Words count: 1317

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Schilly, her Pokémons

Relation Ship: Schilly & her Pokémons

Summary:

Schilly always loved outdoors. It was joy, fun and great memories. It was her Pokémons, too.

Professor Santa

Collab with @coppertrapinch for the Specord Secret Santa Event! (Check her work she’s amazing!)

Warning: No Warning Applies

Genre: Comedy, Christmas, Specord Secret Santa Event 2021

Words count: 3623

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Prof. Oak, Prof. Birch, Prof. Samson Oak, Prof. Rowan, Prof. Juniper, Crystal, Gold, Sapphire, Trevor, Soudo, Schilly, Prof. Magnolia

Relation Ship: Prof. Oak & his need for a break

Summary:

Something was bound to go wrong with Gold organizing a party... but a Secret Santa on top of that? Poor Crystal was just too stressed at work... it was time for Professor Oak to step up to the plate. Can the renowned Professor save Christmas in time without gaining another wrinkle?

...No. No he cannot.

The Christmasly Idiotic Adventures of Pearl and Lack-Two, or the time when two idiots stopped an evil organization while being on a gift hunt

Warning: No Warning Applies

Genre: Comedy, Christmas, Specord Secret Santa Event 2021, Crime (??), Adventure

Words count: 5326

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Pearl, Lack-Two

Relation Ship: Pearl & Lack-Two

Summary:

Pearl liked Christmas. Really. Well, except when some (false) "Gift Fashion Specialist Journalist" disturbs all his plans and ruins his gift hunt. Why do he has to get a present for such a brat anyway? 

Screw up Secret Santa! This year, we're gonna kick some ass for Christmas!

b) Drabbles

Ok no big presentation here cause it’s only very short drabbles (>1K words)

Valentine Day 2020: Laveree Shipping

Valentine Day 2020: Entourage Shipping

X teachs incorrect French words to Gold

Crystal is scary and very powerful

Soudo and Chilly don’t like they English localized name, and Marvin is too young for this

II/ Other fandoms

a) Champions (comics)

Heat-Haze Days

Warning: Graphic Description of Violence, Major Character Death <3

Genre: Angst, inspired by the Kagepro song “Kagerou Days”, Time loop

Words count: 4213

Statut: OS, Complete

Characters: Miles Morales/Spiderman, Kamala Khan/Miss Marvel, Sam Alexander/Nova

Summary:

It was a normal summer day, everything was fine... But the heat of haze had decided otherwise, and it was up to Miles to try to find a way out. 

[digitalsnail]

Hello! I hope you don't mind a random question, I'm new to tumblr and new to your blog. Anyways, what is your opinion on the new dexholders for pokespe sword and shield?

hey! sorry that you’re just joining tumblr now lol

i LOVE SHILLY she’s tied with moon being my second fav junior side kid, first being x. (on a side note i remember when the sinnoh kids were considered juniors... god. i feel old.) i feel we haven’t had such an energetic girl is a while, i love her energy and expressions! but i wish kusaka would stop with shipping hints because writing romance is his worst trait lmfao

i like soudo too! just not as much as shilly. i’m on board with people on here wanting him to be a surprise antagonist but i don’t think kusaka will pull it off lol

[dexholdersguide]

Hey!

Hi! My name is Crystal. I’m here to help you get used to being a Dexholder. I’ve got all the other Dexholders here with me, so I’ll be here to answer any questions and post some random stuff. Please note: This blog might not always have useful things for saving the world, but you can ask about that stuff. So we’ve got some intros! GUYS-

Hi, I’m Red. 

My name is Green Oak.

You can call me Blue! <3

Hi! I’m Yellow!

Silver.

I’m Gold! ;) feel free to call me

I’m Ruby, the fashion expert of Ho-

AW, BE QUIET! I’m Sapphire also from Hoenn!

STOP FLIRTING! Call me Emerald.

Platinum. Platinum Berlitz.

Speaking of Pokemon! Dia and Pearl!

Black White Lack-Two Whi-Two Foongy (GUYS! ONE AT THE TIME!)

...

Y! And X ^

Sun the Courier! 

My name is Moon.

I’m Soudo Tsurgi. But you can call me Sou.

AND I’M SCHILDEMILIA TATE! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME SCHILLY! 

And again, I’m Crystal! Hope to see you around!

[alizardjae]

Why each dexholder would get cursed in a fairytale:

Red: Blindly trusted a wizard

Green: Witch wanted to punish his grandpa

Blue: That's just how her life is

Yellow: A god feared her power

Gold: Won against a devil in a card game

Silver: A spirit decided to punish him for his father's actions

Crystal: Unknowingly tried to capture a sacred animal

Ruby: Refused to help a gnome in the forest

Sapphire: Failed a quest because she tried to help someone and got punished

Emerald: Mouthed off to a witch

Diamond: Ate fruit from a witch's garden

Pearl: Lost his temper at a spirit

Platinum: Couldn't resist looking in a forbidden room

Black: Didn't help a witch in disguise

White: Willingly took the curse in a trade to further her goals

Blake: Refused a spirit's offer

Whitley: Tricked into releasing an evil spirit out of sympathy

X: Threw away a gift from a spirit

Y: Lost her temper at a wizard

Sun: Accidentally insulted a god

Moon: Disobeyed instructions on a quest and paused to help an injured person

Soudo: Walked in on something he shouldn't have

Schildemillia: Her yelling kept an ill-tempered god awake at night

[alizardjae]

Dexholders and what Pokemon they’d answer if asked what they wanted to be for Mystery Dungeon

(Note, I am selecting only Pokemon available in regions up to what we’ve seen them in; this is not what Pokemon fits them best, but what I think they would choose)

Red: Caught a little off-guard by the question. Says he can’t choose one of his own Pokemon's species because it would be unfair, and eventually answers with “Arcanine, I guess?” Justification is that it’s strong and friendly and can travel a lot.

Green: Depending on who’s asking he might just walk away, but if pressed he says he’d be a Scyther. He knows how they fight and how to use a sword.

Blue: “Uh, I guess Ditto would be fun?”

Yellow: She’d personally choose Pikachu or Rattata, but admits she’d probably be a Slowpoke since they mostly just fish and sleep.

Gold: Jokes that he’d be a Farfetch’d and use his leek as a pool cue. Serious answer is Aipom, though.

Silver: Furret. He’s thought about this. It’s his favorite OC. It has gray eyes and wears a scarf with his jacket pattern and lives in a Weavile-shaped house with all his Pokemon and they’re on a rescue team together. It’s soft and fluffy but can still fight.

Crystal: She’s a little baffled but thinks about it seriously. Eventually decides on Butterfree, since it can use Sleep Powder and String Shot to catch villains but still has feet for kicking things. (If I were including all Pokemon we know of up to now, the Scorbunny line no contest)

Ruby: What he wants to be is Milotic, but then he’d have to go through being a Feebas and he just can’t commit to that. Sapphire eventually pushes him to choose Plusle so he can match her.

Sapphire: Minun. You’d think she’d choose something really tough, but she’s a teenager with a crush and a romantic streak.

Emerald: Tyrannitar.

Diamond: He’d be a Munchlax and he’s not even gonna argue with that. He’s thought about it, too, the topic came up in a show he likes.

Pearl: Whether he thinks about it right away or rants about what a waste of time it is depends on his mood and how long Dia’s been watching TV for, but eventually decides on Doduo because it’s fast and could play both roles of a manzai by itself.

Platinum: She thinks wayyyy to hard about this, but eventually decides that Empoleon does fit her quite well.

Black: Overthinks it and blacks out. He eventually decides that maybe the Bagon line fits him?

White: She thinks Castform might be useful for production.

Blake: In his schoolboy persona he’d say he should match Dewott and be a cute Oshawott. He doesn’t actually have much of an opinion on the matter and thinks it would depend entirely on the circumstances.

Whitley: She thinks an Audino would be nice =).

X: He just shrugs and gives an “I dunno.” His friends say he’d be a Sewaddle.

Y: As long as it flies, she’s happy, but she does like the Fletchling line.

Sun: Meowth. Any variant. Pay Day, man.

Moon: She finds it an odd question, but figures maybe Paras or Shuckle for their medicine-making properties.

Soudo: Aegislash. What’s better than making or using a sword? Being a sword.

Schildemillia: She never actually settles on an answer, she keeps choosing and listing reasons why and then going “NO, WAIT!” and switching to another Pokemon. This continues until she’s either cut off or the asker just leaves.