#devious aether who intends to smuggle top secrets but gets distracted and eats them instead
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Aether bandits who attack mail carriers but they're not going after money or valuables they're strictly here for that delicious mail
#aethers who sign up for every single scammy mailing list and catalog and charity thing for free yummy snacks delivered right to their door#aethers who start a paper recycling service but its revealed they arent recycling anything theyre just reselling it to other aethers#i think print shops or their equivalent have scented paper options for tundras. now that aethers are here they start getting into flavors#unscrupulous aether who will dispose of incriminating documents no questions asked#devious aether who intends to smuggle top secrets but gets distracted and eats them instead#aether equivalent of paleo diet where they just eat wood pulp#origami is aether finger food
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