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Kin Pride I am once again reminded of the time I told Natalya I had th hots for Pox. Now in my canon, Furons didn't have genders. We didn't even have sexes at the point I came into existence; we "repopulated" by cloning ourselves. However I see now that to a human, Pox and I would have been read as "male," even though neither of us knew what that meant (well, he probably did. But he also led our mission and had to know about the dominant species on the planet we were invading so it makes sense). So when I told Natalya, my wife, that I liked Pox she was so happy for me? And said she was happy that I trusted her enough to tell her this. AT THE TIME I thought it was because humans were weird about polyamory (we furons didn't give a fuck about how many people you were into or actively partnered with or whatever) but now I realize it was probably also because she thought I was coming out to her as bisexual. And it is SO SWEET and wonderful that she was 100% accepting of it and still loved me and we remained a couple for a long while but oh my god. Nat, babe, I had no idea what the fuck bisexuality was 😭😭 I love u tho and if I understood human genders and sexualities I ABSOLUTELY would have identified as such.

I'm not bi in this life but I love my wife for accepting me as such.

Happy pride y'all :')

-Cryptosporidium (Destroy all Humans!) #138👽✌️

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Hello and good morning I miss my wife and son! Natalya and Blasto I don't remember what happened to make me leave you, but I'm sorry I'm not with you anymore. I hope you're both alright, that you're safe...I'd hate if anything happened to either of you, but I also know you're both strong and fully capable of fucking shit up without me. Nat, you're beautiful and strong and the light of my life. Kid, you're a little shit and I'm so fucking proud of how great you are!! I Love you both. #LoveGlanni

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Oough this is the Crypto who started playing Mass Effect a while back, with the fiance who's a Commander Shepard. Help help Garrus is so cute and handsome and I'd like to hold his hands <-that was my fiance's HUSBAND this feels So Weird And Awkward. I know he doesn't mind but man is this. Odd.

(I think this counts as a fictionkinfession?? It's more about my fiance's kin than my own but I'm screaming internally and being very gay about Mr. Cool Alien Guy and need to Confess Or Something. *offers Mod Party Cat! some soup for the trouble*)

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New kin ask game: What are the first and last fictionkin you awakened to, and which one would win in a fight? Bonus: Why?

For me it's Crypto from Destroy all Humans! and Miraak from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and I feel like Crypto would win. Yes Miraak can Shout but Crypto has a disintrgrator and Miraak would probably monolog at him instead of actually fighting.

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(Also those are two Very uncommon kintypes and seeing them together might possibly Expose me so if any of my mutuals follow this blog hiiii besties💖)

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AUUGHHH YES MY REPROBED PACKAGE CAME IN TODAYYYYYY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!

(I do not yet own a PlayStation5 but it's fine I'll get one soon shhhhh)

-Crypto-138 #138👽✌️

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@ the kin languages ask: I spoke Russian! I probably wasn't very good but I was fluent enough to have conversations with my wife, and to fully understand her when she spoke it. I'm sure Furons had our own language too but I know that Pox and I primarily spoke English while on Earth--whether that was some weird Humans Are Vaguely From Furon Interference thing and that was one of our languages I don't kmow, but with how fuckin wild everything was in that life of mine that would be the least weird thing that was going on w Earth lmao. Coulda been bc the USA was the first place we made contact with! But I sometimes consider trying to learn Russian again, it's a beautiful language and I've always loved how it sounds.

Crypto-138 #138✌️👽

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(Crypto that sent in an ask abt buying a ps5 Just to play my game about an hour or two ago)

My game had a Switch release???? What??? HUH??? Anyways guess who has Destroy all Humans! for the Switch now babeyyy

-Cryptosporidium

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Not me about to buy a whole new console for one (1) game just bc my source is continuing to be remade and I need to see my brilliant an d incredible and super cool wife in high definition because I love her so much

-Cryptosporidium

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Playing the Destroy all Humans remake and having flash backs to the time Pox told me NOT to pick up the clearly goverment agents pretending not to be.

Well whos the idiot, Pox? Me. It was me. He was right. But I got us out of that mess so ha! - PinkEye, but apperently Crypto.

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me, listening to songs from the destroy all humans 2 soundtrack: *vibing* // me, suddenly realizing that for me to be here it would have meant every one of my clones being killed And my DNA being permanently erased from the cloning banks: *vibing, but stressfully* ~Crypto-137/8 #138 👽

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It's Crypto-138, the one that just bought the DAH2! Reprobed bundle for over $400. My payment just went thru and the notification of All That Money just damn near gave me a heart attack before I remembered what that's for 😭😭

#138👽✌️ (I'm deciding on using this one for now, HOPEFULLY I will remember ;w; )

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Somewhere out there, Pox is judging me for spending $400+ on the fancy Destroy all Humans! 2: Reprobed pack.

But he's not here to stop me!!!!!

Crypto-137/8 #👽✌️ #138👽✌️ (or whatever my emoji signature was I don't remember and can't search on mobile RIP)