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itstimeforstarwars · 2 years ago

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Working in this office is just fending off all my coworkers offering me a peanut or an almond or a pistachio or a walnut. No thank you I do not like nuts, I say every day, but every day they offer me a peanut or an almond or a pistachio.

#chit chat #food mention #work stuff #at least im not allergic #i also get offered lotion that i AM allergic to but they forget this every day #so it's good that i am not allergic to any food they like #they also do not understand that i am not vegetarian #but that is a different and somewhat unrelated matter because everyone at work has come to the conclusion that im vegetarian #despite the fact that i have beef jerky in my lunchbox quite regularly #i go for some ham n beans at the company potluck and five people stop me 'wait don't eat it there's meat!'#at least they're kind about it???#most of them anyway #some people give me a lot of shit for being vegan despite the fact that i am not vegan #unluckily for them i do have seven rants locked and loaded about animal welfare and factory farming and agricultural law that i can drop #and if they're annoying they get no mercy #...which probably does not help the 'im not actually vegan' point #eh #i think i need a vegetarian tag despite not even being vegetarian #veg tag

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