#derp faces nd all

[tesspool]

!!tw controversial opinion!!

calling derpy derpy is literally fine and not ableist, shes not even canonically neurodivergent? the assumption that derpy = retard is crazy, and is honestly more ableist then your claims of calling her derpy being ableist. there has never been any correlation to the word(s) derp/derpy being associated with the word retard ever like that is the biggest reach ever. shes clumsy and has crossed-eyes. that doesnt means shes nd. im not saying you cant hc her as nd, thats totally fine and i do too, and its fine if u choose to call her something else, but the claim is a bit ridiculous. calling her derpy is literally fine, and not offensive at all. if anything i think shes pretty lovely representation?? shes literally so silly and sweet.

like truthfully get over yourselves respectfully... its sooo white knighty to claim that derpy is offensive to nd people like get real. youre fighting invisible demons.

how are u gonna be mean to her look at her cute face

also getting so upset over a my little pony characters name is crazy. nd kids literally get beat for being nd i think a mlp charas name is not hurting anyone. like you have bigger things and more real things to be upset over.

also also i feel like the argument for derpy = retard coulkd be said the same for ditzy, maybe a little less but if ur gonna get so mad over derpy dont hold back for ditzy either :p

[mythwords]

venturing out of my little tumblr bubble is so weird cus there are so many people stuck in like ..... Me In Middle School phase with the specific Derp Face galaxy print smol bean thing and i CANNOT BELIEVE they exist!!!! all the power to them Nd i hope they enjoy their lives and interests and aesthetics but its so bizarre to me

[nongbabe]

ChengCheng Boyfriend Material

Requested: yep by my dude @eriines ♡ I feel like I cranked this request out p fast so I'm p content right now

The ideal meme boyfriend

There will be several occassions where he will make you laugh until you cry and he wont even be doing it on purpose

Food buddies

If you really really wanna have a taste of something he ordered he might share with you if hes feeling extra affectionate

But actually hes more likely to just order another serving of it so then you're both happy

Trying at least 1 new restaurant a week or at least a new dish every week when you went out

Takeout and board game dates

If you guys weren't trying out new restaurants you would be getting take out

Lol your fav place would have your orders memorized

Laying on the ground together all sprawled out after eating all of that take out

"I think my stomach is going to explode"

"You say that everytime we get takeout ChengCheng"

"But this time I ate an extra bowl of rice"

"Mmmm"

Sometimes you guys would fall asleep on the floor together

And eventually you'd probs get tangled in each others limbs as you flopped around on the floor

Ya know resting and digesting

And while hes a meme hed also really soft?

Like sometimes when you guys are laying in the floor after eating too much

You'll be asleep and he'll just kinda roll over and brush your hair out of your eyes

And maybe kiss your forehead

And kinda stare and chuckle to himself before falling into a food coma as well

Wow how cute I love

Sending ugly selfies back and forth all day long if you guys are ever apart

He either has a photo of you making a deep face or both of you making derp faces as his lockscresn

If you ever complain and are like "but I look uglyyyy"

"And it makes me laughhh"

And you'd smack him

But hed make up for it by saying something cute like "this way no one can think abt stealing you from me if they happen to see my phone"

But you'd still probs kinda hit him again anyway

wow what a babe

You'd do face masks together all the time

And you would try and make each other laugh

Hed cross his eyes at you and do weird dances and make weird voices

Hed usually win and you'd laugh first

But every now and again you'd pull out your A game

Whoever won tho would always get and earful from the other abt you "ruining" their mask and how they're gonna get wrinkles because of it now

It was always cute play fighting tho

And you'd end up lazing around together letting the ordeal go as soon as the masks came off and watch a movie together or something

It'd be cute

And v cuddly

Even if he complained abt his arm falling asleep

More than half the time his arm is actually fine tho he just likes to complain and give you a hard time

But you'd be like deal with it

Nd he would bc ur cute and he likes to cuddle with the cute u

He likes it a lot

Also I feel like hed be a really gentle kisser?

Like he loves giving you little kiss that are really gentle and not quite as short as a peck but not long either

And if he were in an extra good mood like during the lat morning like 10 to 11 ish and he wasnt hungry (well not super hungry by is probs always a little hungry)

I just feel like hed extra soft during those times idk why

Hed be like a bit more giggly and smiley and still memey but more smiley and

Hed just look at you with so much love

And whenever hed briefly kiss you hed pull away super slowly and then press your forehead together and smile softly

"What was that for Cheng?"

"I just really love you is all"

.

WOW IM SOFT

Imma stop it here so I can try and stay loyal to my babe nongnong omg