#der Wolfsjäger
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I know I'm still working on the main Wolfsjäger series but I really REALLY want to make a spinoff that shows just how fucking scary a single Mondheuler can be from the point of view of a normal person. No werewolf hunter ally, no Mondlichthund. Just a normal person with this monster out there.
Mondheulers are fundamentally evil and they are insanely smart. Turning into a werewolf doesn't exactly make you more intelligent but it effectively cures you of depression, removes fatigue and chemical addictions, and gives you a powerful motivation founded on an instinct that you are so in tune with that you never question it. Some people get the curse and awaken their mental potential and seem like they actually got smarter, when in reality they're just motivated and awake for the first time in years. They like it.
They don't fear the full moon. They look forward to it. They don't kill out of a loss of control. They are very much in control and very much willing to kill people while in human form. They're cunning and ruthless and will kill witnesses to hide their tracks. They stand back up after being shot and stabbed. There's no telling who the wolf is, and they can spread their curse quickly.
Imagine someone you know just... changing. In subtle ways. Breaking rules and social customs they used to follow, vanishing without explanation, looking at you with eyes that pierce right through you when they used to feel normal. Imagine people dying without a trace, or sometimes left in shreds with no sign of any human being having been at the scene of the crime. Imagine finally coming face to face with them when they transform, hearing the voice of a once-sane human speak cruel and bloodthirsty words underneath the rumble of its bestial growl.
Imagine running from this in the night, knowing that while you can barely see in the dark, it sees you with perfect clarity. Knowing that even if it loses sight of you, it will smell you, hear your shaking breath, feel the thump of your heartbeat. You don't know how to kill it. It speaks but can't be reasoned with. Even if you get away, when it turns back into a human it will know who you are, but you won't know who it is, and it won't show you any mercy even when the moon is gone.
The amount of terror just one of these fucking things can cause is immense.
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#escaped audios#new jersey rats#my greasefire life#neon barbarian#matador gothic#slash and bash#chorus 7#der wolfsjäger
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I have fluffy brainrot so y'all get a treat in what high school tropes I think fit the Escaped romances
Crow and Raven - Transfer student and hesitant assigned helper (heartbreak comes not from death but from him moving back across the world)
Ivan and Raven - Delinquent and tutor (Paloma is his niece rather than daughter, Michelle is still his bitchy ex)
Jean and Intern - Student council president and vice president (Bing and Boom are class representatives that stress Jean out)
Alfonso and Guest - Uptight Catholic boy and chill party girl (Alfonso having a heart attack as he sneaks out for the first time while Guest is like "lol just jump down you dork")
Jager and Schafer - Tenured professor and new teacher (not teacher and student, that's illegal ya nasties)
Benji and Future Wife - "Cutest Couple" superlative (no I will not elaborate)
Ash and Dennys - Detention buddies ("What are you in for this week?" "I set the chemistry lab on fire" "...nice")
Yes I do have more of these if y'all wanna see my ideas for GB, Redacted, or Nomad
#this is so much fun#i love high school aus#theyre all so pathetic#its great#asmr roleplay#escaped audios#neon barbarian#neon wings#matador gothic#chronus seven#my greasefire life#der wolfsjäger#fluff#headcanon#idk what else to tag
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To present you a little variety...
By variety I do mean the series that is essentially adjacent to the first one I was posting about.
Anyway, here's Agent Schaeffer. I like to imagine her putting on lipstick in the morning. Little piece of normalcy.
#escaped audios#der wolfsjäger#I will be collecting listener characters#like prized pokemon cards#Ursula Schaeffer#by which I mean#Ines Bernier
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When Wolfsjager was first like announced I started learning German and said I wouldn’t listen to it until I could understand the German parts without looking at subtitles
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sooo i did some (very little) research and i have a tiny list of what would Raven and Shäfer wear
this list is made with the general idea from their teens to their 50's (70-00's for Raven and 50-80's for Shäfer)
Raven
now by the 70's Raven should be around teenager to young adult and should know how to drive,by that time driving gloves were popular but that was only for a short time in her life
70's → if your raven liked dancing alot you might want to give her a wrap skirt
scarfs were all rage in the 70's and 80's
80's→for her working uniform, blazers with padded shoulders and satin-like pencil skirts were all rave
80's→ colors,but not neons (hehe) and overalls
70's→ she might've woren colorful botton ups with very high-waist wide leg pants
70's→ bottons up with cool collars or sleeves,that would be tied or tucked in
70's→as a teen it is very likely that her clothing was much like todays, with relaxed oversized shirts and wide pants
now,i don't think raven cared much for fashion in the late 80's to early 90's since yk,, escaped happened to her but as a mom in the 90's and 00's she'd wear high waisted jeans,not very colored tucked in bottom up,and a bag
Shäfer
50's→ now Shäfer is about 20 years older than raven (which means alot of overlapping between them) and she used driving gloves alot more since it was there since the 1890s
scarfs
botton ups and wide legs
blazers but very little ,into the her later yerast
for her younger years coin holders where a thing,garters for her stockings that held them from slipping down too
patterned stockings were also popular
her hair would be curled, but sadly not natural curls but roller curls, sometimes brushed through sometimes kept neat
as a teen tight sweaters,and short skirts, think cheerleaders
hats! the fancy standing ones that flight attendants wear now
if she was to appear in a fancy dress it'd be accompanied with long silk gloves
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Agent Schäfer :`D
@escapedaudios
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Black and white drawing of everyone's fav CIA member
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ash : bullshit!
alfonso : this is an outrage!
basher : i’m into fat bitches
wolfsäger : down with the queen!
benji : wait. does the queen have that gyatt?
jean : man shut yo bitch ass up
#it’s not supposed to make sense#i got this idea when alfonso shouted ‘this is an outrage’#if anyone doesn’t know what this is referring to i fear you aren’t as chronically online as i am#only alfonso and jean make sense ik it’s ooc let me shitpost in peace#escaped audio#escaped audios#my greasefire life#matador gothic#rival slasher villains#der wolfsjäger#chronus seven#the new jersey rats
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Escaped Audios As Funny Images And Draw Prompts PT. 5
including DennysVerse (mostly My Greasefire Life)
Pt.6 later
#escaped audios#my greasefire life#dennysverse#slash and the basher#der wolfsjäger#against the world#the new jersey rats
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Can we appreciate Ursula’s honestly realistic reaction upon being confronted by a freaking werewolf? I too, would be completely frozen upon seeing a massive frick-you monster and in shock when it tries to kill me. Also, you know he’s a good man when you think he would marry his dog if he could.
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God I need to bullshit another reason to get Scythe Audio to do heavy metal screams and growls in one of my audios again. If he wasn't already playing the Grimest Reaper in My True Love is Dead I'd invent a metal-themed slasher for him to play. Slash's gallery of rivals is already full of quirky villains with themes and gimmicks. A heavy metal slasher would actually rule.
Maybe I could just ressurect the lead singer of Bruderhof Death Machine as a ghoul and upgrade him from a side character that died after two minutes to a full character.
Uhhh ok I'm entering a stream of consciousness now. I'm gonna yap about My True Love is Dead. So far I have a few official character estsblishesd.
Killer Ride (aka the Route 66 Killer)
Motorcycle themed villain. She rides a ghoulish motorbike with a frame of bones called The Murdercycle. It's gas tank is filled with the tormented souls of her victims, and it's powered by their eternal screams. When the revs up her engine, you hear them wailing alongside the roaring sound of the engine. Her main weapon is a whip made from an oversized motorcycle chain with a dagger at the end, when she cracks her whip it moves faster than a bullet and makes sonic booms as it strikes. Her biker jscket has shoulder pads made from human skulls. She's campy and outrageous and larger than life cool and I love her even though she only exists in my outlines right now.
The Ace of Blades (aka the Great Plains Killer)
A rebellious slasher that defies the mandates of the Grimest Reaper. He's unspeakably evil. He spent 100 years in hell before his first ressurection as a ghoul. He spent so long in hell that hell itself follows him wherever he goes. Cracks bursting with flames and magma open in the ground where he steps. His weapons are two flaming sabers and his deceased victims follow him around as possesed skeletons and zombies bound to his vile will. They rise from the ground where his feet split the earth, and beg for death as they carry out his orders. He's the final boss and so unbelievably evil that even slashers find him despicable. Killer of virgins, killer of killers, and killer of all witnesses. There are no legends about him among mortals, because no one has ever survived him.
Demon Candy Undead (aka the Underground Killer)
Demon Candy, returned to life as a ghoul and servant of the Reaper. Enthusiastically obedient to the mandates of the Grimest Reaper, even more deranged and cruel than she was in life. Enamored by spectacle and flair, she records and disseminates her murders through VHS tapes that she leaves around for people to find. Dazzling and darkly glamorous, she's a charismatic showman that turns her cruelty into entertainment for the sick and twisted. Believers in her legend idolize her in a cult-like fashion, and capture living victims that they leave as offerings for her to collect and trap in her cruel games.
The Grimest Reaper
The master of Slash and The Basher. He never breaks a promise or a deal, but always makes sure that deals are in his favor. One of the only characters that is aware of worlds outside of his own. All universes have a Reaper. Some are kind ferrymen between life and death, others are cruel forces of terror. He is the most cruel one of them all. All who serve him must obey his mandates, or else be hunted down by his other servants with their souls devoured by him.
Some other reapers exist in my other universes! You've already seen one. Father Ernst from Der Wolfsjäger is an Angel of Death, though he'll never admit it to a mortal. It's only ever implied shortly before he appears, when Jäger explains that you can hear a holy choir of the dead singing when Death is near. Swan Song from Neon Memoriam is also a Reaper. She hasn't appeared directly yet, but she's been around. When Raven was dying in Neon Wings, she was there. The only reason Raven didn't die was because Crow was keeping her from taking Raven's soul, even though he didn't know it yet.
#escaped audios#scythe audio#my true love is dead#I kind of went off the rails here#didn't think I'd yap this much#der Wolfsjäger#neon memoriam
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I <3 Jäger
he's so silly and skrunkly
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Ursula is stronger than me because I would’ve been running for the hills as soon as jäger started talking about werewolves
Like absolutely not ☠️🙏
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Second post today but I am manifesting more of Der Wolfsjäger so take this "Ursula:
That is all.
#escaped audios#der wolfsjäger#I have a comic strip I want to do of her but I'm lazyyyyy#Like in my head its really funny#I made her canonically French for this bit#maybe someday you'll get to see it
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OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, WOLFSJAGER IS IN WORKSHOP, WOLFSJAGER IS IN WORKSHOP OH MY GOD IM SO FUCKING EXCITED
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