#demon tedtalk™

[djevelbl]

PLEAAASE I have like 50 followers tops. I don't even have a JOB. I'M IN VENEZUELA Y'ALL DON'T WANT BOLÍVARES MY GUY

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

[death-limes]

fuck v*vz*epop, i am the ceo of alastor hazbin

here are some True facts about him, ignore the show it was made by idiots who don’t know him like i do:

-he has ibs (all sexy ppl have ibs in case you didnt know)

-the voodoo stuff is actually just normal demonic magic, but he makes it look like stereotypical voodoo on purpose to take advantage of ppls’ racism and freak them out (in my perfect world he wouldn’t do the voodoo stuff at all, but this list is meant to be canon-compliant)

-he has a tail. 100%. let no one tell you otherwise

-as a Deer Man™ he has the ability — nay, the instinct — to chew his cud. he resists this urge constantly because ick. it’s one of the major contributors to both his anxiety AND his ibs. cmon Al youd be much happier & healthier if u just regurgitated ur food a couple times, its a natural part of ur digestive system

-^^^ regurgitating is a bit different from full-on vomiting, however. he has never properly puked before, in life or in afterlife, and if/when he ever does he develops severe emetophobia. this does not help the aversion to cud-chewing.

-part of why he refuses to show any skin with his clothing choices is bc he has quite a bit of fur, in a distinct pattern all around his body, and it makes him look more animalistic than he would like. notably: he has a mane going down his back, tufts of fur on his shoulders kinda like loona, and his leg fur starts mid-thigh so it looks like he’s wearing thigh high socks

-along with being a weapon, his cane is also a mobility aid. he doesnt ALWAYS need it, and when he does he often uses magic to walk normally bc he doesnt wanna look weak. but if his magic ever fizzles out or something then he’ll use the cane as an actual cane. it’s hell, of course the gout is gonna follow you

-he’s demi but doesn’t know it, since he’s never been close enough with anyone to actually develop those kinds of feelings for them. closest is rosie, but she’s more of a motherly presence. if/when he finally does get close enough to develop ~Intimate Feelings~ for someone, he has a bit of an existential crisis

-as mentioned by fizzypoop or whatever her name is, he does have a moral compass, and part of it is that he only hurts/kills people whom he believes “deserve” it in some way. he justifies his wanton violence in hell by reasoning that, it’s hell, no one there is truly innocent. it is for that reason that a) he doesn’t believe in charlie’s idea, and b) he’s in denial about the fact that some ppl end up in hell bc of s*icide. both of those things imply that there are in fact some people in hell who are not worthy of his wrath.

-he would never admit it willingly, but he has a soft spot for truly innocent/“pure” cinnamon roll type people — not because he wants to corrupt them, but because even he gets tired of all the debauchery sometimes. (again, would never admit it willingly.) he thought of charlie as one of these people when he first met her, but overtime he began to just find her annoying.

this has been true facts about alastor hazbin by the ceo of alastor hazbin. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[djevelbl]

Intro post time! (masterpost? what's the difference?)

SOCIAL MEDIA:

AO3

Hey there! Welcome in once, welcome in thrice – welcome be however many times ya like! I’m DjevelBL but you can call me Djevel as well, she/her he/him and they/them are all good :]

As the lil’ blurb beneath my picture says, I’m here to scream into the void that is the internet about whatever I’m watching at the time — you’re always welcome to join me! (Trust me, it’s therapeutic lol)

I also draw and write about series and videos I watch, books I read, and so much more! And whenever I finally get around to makin’ the damn mask, I’ll also add dancing and doing choreographies to the art list! Lots happening around here >:]

TAGS (bc my blog’s a MESS and we need some form of map around here):

this is a demon painting™  <- art tag! Here you’ll see all my drawings! (if I remember adding it lol)

demon shares wips™  <- drawing sketches/little writing blurbs/just generally works in progress

demon rambles™  <- by FAR the most used one; textposts/me talking about random shit/me making haha funny posts on my own. The famous Yap Tag™, if you will. definitely overused

demon tedtalk™  <- me talking about something serious, and/or something I want people to ACTUALLY listen to

demon storytimes™  <- just random irl things that have happened to me lol

demon waxing poetics™  <- writing!! Here you’ll find anything I’ve written!

the demon graveyard™  <- here you’ll find art projects I’ve abandoned, original versions of things I made, things I changed for projects etc. etc. Lots of little goodies will be thrown in here as I write more and more!

get ready for Djevel's Descent Into Madness™ — [youtuber name] Edition!  <- this is me liveblogging my demented journey into watching a new youtuber! (or series. it has morphed into including series as well; blame Evbo) All the ones in this category are gonna be just a little lower down, for simplicity's sake. Y'know, keeping them all grouped together and stuff like that.

AU TAGS! (bc I apparently have those lol):

the garden of eden au  <- an Inky Mystery and The Gray Garden crossover!

The Descent Into Madness™ tags! - I get the distinct feeling that there's gonna be WAY too many variations of this particular tag so imma just. y'know. put them all here! In their own little dedicated zone. Look at 'em go.

get ready for Djevel's Descent Into Madness™ — PVP Civilization Edition! <- my first time watching the entirety of PVP Civilization, a Minecraft story series by Evbo!

get ready for Djevel's Descent Into Madness™ — Kaboodle Edition! <- my first time watching different videos and streams of Kaboodle's! This is an odyssey! I've barely started and I already wanna give up! /j

(This post is subject to change as I start using the tags more to add the links in for ease of use. That and as I feel it necessary to add other things, of course.)