#demon tedtalk™

[djevelbl]

PLEAAASE I have like 50 followers tops. I don't even have a JOB. I'M IN VENEZUELA Y'ALL DON'T WANT BOLÍVARES MY GUY

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

[shangqinghuasbiggestfan]

Svsss ship names because I’m bored!

(I’m really tired, so I probably didn’t try on these)

Luo bingmei x shang Qinghua = demonic plane (ig!? I didn’t really try tbh)

Luo bingge x shang Qinghua = demon secretary.

Mu qingfang x shang Qinghua = pain and suffering™

Tlj x Shang Qinghua = playplane

Zhuzhi lang x shang Qinghua = snakeplane

They’re all shang Qinghua because he’s the only person I like talking about. And will ever talk about. The river flows one way because It was created to do so. I only talk about Shang qinghua because that is what I was created to do.

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

[djevelbl]

Intro post time! (masterpost? what's the difference?)

SOCIAL MEDIA:

AO3

HOW MANY DAYS HAS THIS MISERABLE CUNT GONE WITHOUT GETTING LOCKED OUT OF HIS OWN FUCKING HOUSE (aka post limited): I DIDNT EVEN LAST MORE THAN AN HOUR LMFAOOO (0 days) sometimes i wish i didn't get murked by tumblr post limit bc then i can't talk about how sometimes y'all forget what characters you're writing There's No Way Tenna Can Give U Head. i stand on this hill /silly

Hey there! Welcome in once, welcome in thrice – welcome be however many times ya like! I’m DjevelBL but you can call me Djevel as well, she/her he/him and they/them are all good :]

As the lil’ blurb beneath my picture says, I’m here to scream into the void that is the internet about whatever I’m watching at the time — you’re always welcome to join me! (Trust me, it’s therapeutic lol)

I also draw and write about series and videos I watch, books I read, and so much more! And whenever I finally get around to makin’ the damn mask, I’ll also add dancing and doing choreographies to the art list! Lots happening around here >:]

TAGS (bc my blog’s a MESS and we need some form of map around here):

this is a demon painting™  <- art tag! Here you’ll see all my drawings! (if I remember adding it lol)

demon shares wips™  <- drawing sketches/little writing blurbs/just generally works in progress

demon rambles™  <- by FAR the most used one; textposts/me talking about random shit/me making haha funny posts on my own. The famous Yap Tag™, if you will. definitely overused

demon tedtalk™  <- me talking about something serious, and/or something I want people to ACTUALLY listen to

the demon council speaks™ <- the obligatory ask tag

demon storytimes™  <- just random irl things that have happened to me lol

demon waxing poetics™  <- writing!! Here you’ll find anything I’ve written!

the demon graveyard™  <- here you’ll find art projects I’ve abandoned, original versions of things I made, things I changed for projects etc. etc. Lots of little goodies will be thrown in here as I write more and more!

boyfail gaming demon™ <- I apparently play videogames! And I am!! Mildly okay at it!!!

get ready for Djevel's Descent Into Madness™ — [youtuber name] Edition!  <- this is me liveblogging my demented journey into watching a new youtuber! (or series. it has morphed into including series as well; blame Evbo) All the ones in this category are gonna be just a little lower down, for simplicity's sake. Y'know, keeping them all grouped together and stuff like that.

AU TAGS! (bc I apparently have those lol):

The Garden of Eden au  <- an Inky Mystery and The Gray Garden crossover!

Shining Star Dance Academy au <- an mcyt dance au. bc if I have to go through the pain of a bajillion bobby pins drilling into my scalp for 2hrs straight for a recital, then so do the blorbos <3

PVP's Desolate Journey <- a PVP Civilization and LISA: The Painful crossover au! It's very barebones right now (28/03/2025) but I'm getting on it I swear

The Descent Into Madness™ tags! - I get the distinct feeling that there's gonna be WAY too many variations of this particular tag so imma just. y'know. put them all here! In their own little dedicated zone. Look at 'em go.

PVP Civilization! <- my first time watching the entirety of PVP Civilization, a Minecraft story series by Evbo! And now it mildly includes my brother watching it too, I guess

Dtowncat! <- liveblogging different Dtowncat streams! It gets sporadically added to ['sPoRaDiCaLlY' oh past djevel. you had WAY too much faith in yo unenployed ass..........]

(This post is subject to change as I start using the tags more to add the links in for ease of use. That and as I feel it necessary to add other things, of course.)