#delulu til the bitter end
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lakewillowmerewraith · 2 months ago
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Ok but what if we really did get an announcement on Winter Solstice?
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anunvalidcritic · 4 years ago
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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: S1 - EP5
(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DON’T CARE FOR IT.)
I want to apologize for posting this so late. I got the times confused! Any whoo there better be a fuckin’ tag team in this episode after what happened in the last episode....
                                                    TRUTH
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smfh he fuckin’ raged on that guy. Like his 
Get that fuckin’ shield back now!!
Bro the blood on that shield is a fuckin’ sight to see.
BUCKY and SAM better tag team that motherfucker!!!!
come on BUCKY you fucked IRON MAN during a tag team get his ass!!!!!
aww shit now BUCKY is Stitch with a glitch
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bruh they just need to 
“I am CAPTAIN AMERICA.” - JOHN W. 
BRO HIS ARM!!!!!! (oh well...)
HIS BACK IS OUTTA COMMISSION! GO TF TO SLEEP!!!!!
great shot of BUCKY holding the shield..
No one can honestly blame SAM for turning the shield in. He didn’t know they were going to do that to it. 
“Sometimes there’s nothing to do until there’s something to do.” - JOAQUIN
this is not the time to save your ass JOHN
“I only ever did what you asked of me, what you told me to be and trained me to do, and I did it. And I did it well. [] You built me. Senator, I am Captain America.” - JOHN W. 
The beginning was him telling the truth, but that last part was him being delulu
JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS!?!?!?!?! With purpler hair!?!?!?
now you know damn well that there’s information on that business card. 
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ofc, he went to the memorial sight.
BUCKY got the glock ready 
“I took the liberty of crossing of crossing out my name in your book. I hold no grudges for what you thought you had to do.” - ZEMO
ZEMO has better morals than fuckin’ JOHN W. 
I mean kinda sticks out in Wakanda AYO...
“Them stars and stripes don’t mean nothing good to me.” - ISAIAH
Shiiii.... I’d be bitter too tf
motherfuckers locked him up
smh ofc they told them it was a fuckin’ Tetanus shot
30 years... that’s a long fuckin’ time...
Shout out the fuckin’ nurse, bro!
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“You think things are different? You think times are different? You think I wouldn’t be dead in a day if you brought me out? You wanna believe that jail is my fault because you’ve got that white man’s shield.” - ISAIAH
He has a point SAM you’re being a little to optimistic about this one. 
“They will never let a black man be CAPTAIN AMERICA.” - ISAIAH
yeah go home SAM because that’s all you can do at the moment
SARAH + eyes + BUCKY = love at first sight
“Hi, I’m BUCKY.” - BUCKY lmao
“They don’t care that you wear small T-shirts, have six toes, or that your mom is your aunt.” - SAM
“But don’t flirt with my sister. Because if you do, I’ll have CARLOS cut you up and feed you to the fishes.” - SAM
ROFL said “okay” real quick 
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That man did not fuckin’ do that. We all know it was KARLI. 
if I could rip that shit off the wall, I would.
lol those kids are funny :D
The way that shield comes back like a boomerang is crazy.
Damn BUCKY it took you til the fifth episode to say “I’m sorry” but total understandable. lol
BUCKY fiddlin’ that book around all nervous and shit..
“You weren’t amending, you were avenging.” - SAM
que Avengers theme song
ICONIC DIALOGUE
SAM - I’m sure there’s at least one person in that book that needs closure on something, and you’re the only one who can give it to ‘em.”
BUCKY - “Probably a dozen.”
SAM - “That’s cool. Start with one.”
BUCKY - “Good talk.”
SAM - “You know KARLI won’t stop.” 
BUCKY - “You call me when you have a lead, and I’ll be there. Not neccesarily as a team.”
SAM - “Nope.”
BUCKY - “We’re not that good.”
SAM - “Definitely not.”
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They’re such a funny duo
I think we all know who he’s gonna start with.  
I was just thinkin’ that the boat needs a good paint job now
“I’mma show them. I’mma go out and change the world.” - SAM
lots of people feel that way about life bro... such a true thought to have in one’s mind
TRAIN MOFO TRAIN!!!!!
THAT WAS A COOL FUCKIN’ MONTAGE!!!!!!!!!
BRUH i fuckin’ love KARLI’s accent lol
KARLI has really lost her mind now. I understand how she feels, but this isn’t the way to do it. 
“One world. One people”
finally, he’s opening the Wakandan suitcase
it’s a fuckin’ suit isn’t it!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO NOT A FUCKIN’ CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!
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BONUS CREDIT SCENE
wtf is this man doin’
not him making some raggedy daggedy shield and painting it to look like the real one!?!
See Ik JOHN was gonna reach his fuckin’ breaking point...
I bet SAM and JOHN are probably gonna duke it out, one on one, in the last episode!
wait a minute... ain’t his arm still fucked up??
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I’ll tell you what I really don’t want this show to end but I understand what Marvel is trying to do in their universe but god this a good fuckin’ series! Unfortunately, my next tfatws post will be the last but boy was it worth the ride! If I don’t know anything I know this... we better not and I mean WE BETTER NOT run up Chris Evan’s Clint Eastwood in this last episode iykwis LOL. Until that time comes, remember everyone’s a critic when their opinion matters the least. 
Here’s a link to past and future episodes:
EP1 - EP2 - EP3 - EP4 - EP5 - EP6
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