#dellamortecest

[viagostalons]

In honor of my latest ask:

Lucanis & Illario FUCK

There, I can't be more blatant than that :)

[onfigure8s]

Now that Dragon Age is going to be fueled by the fandom for who knows how long, watch me write an entire series about the incestuous and codependent love story of Lucanis Dellamorte and Illario Dellamorte lmao I am fueled by spite and Spite. My weird ass brain. And my Ritalin pills.

I will be the change I want to see in this world!!!

Down with this shipping purity culture in 2025 i’ll write what i want to write!!! fandom used to be better than this back in my days *slaps my rickety knees as i reminisce*

I already have my funny tags for it thought out:

incest, established relationship, as established as two cousins fucking could be, trauma

[viagostalons]

waking up at 5:30 am because chronic pain

so anyway, Illario and Lucanis used to make out in the guest house

[onfigure8s]

lmao i've had this sitting in my ao3 drafts for a week but i want to finish at least the ending before i start posting *cries in the corner*

local pharmacies are all out of stock of ritalin and like, the nearest one is a 5 hour drive away on a good day. lmaoooooo

ig we'll go by vibes for the next couple of weeks.

[onfigure8s]

I've been messing around with grammarly after only using it as a spellchecker and grammar checker.

And LMAO I bursted out laughing at its GenAI suggestions.

Why won't you let me write my incest, grammarly??? 😭😭😭

It's just funny. Anyway, I'm an AI hater for the most part.

[onfigure8s]

A sneak peek of what i’m writing next lmao IM NOT DONE WITH MY DEGENERACY APPARENTLY 😭😭😭

This is set post-we can be pirates lol

[onfigure8s]

we can be pirates

is this a safe space?

Title: we can be pirates Author: figure8s (me!) Fandom: Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pairing: Illario Dellamorte/Lucanis Dellamorte, minor Lucanis Dellamorte/Rook Genre: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort Rating: Mature Summary: 

“Have you ever wondered what it’s like to kiss someone, Lucanis?” — Illario Dellamorte, age 13

Lucanis and Illario: on growing up, losing their way, and finding their way back to each other.

Warnings: A LOT! Extreme Dubious Consent, Incest, Child Abuse, Abuse, Unhealthy Relationships, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Dom/sub undertones, Hate Sex, Unsafe Sex, Implied Child Harassment, Implied Grooming, PTSD, Trauma, Childhood Trauma, Threats of Rape/Non-con, Dubious Morality Word Count: 47,756 Chapters: 10/10

Read it here!

I'm trying to reclaim writing as a hobby and just wondered how Lucanis and Illario's codependent sibling relationship could become worse and this came to be lmao.

[onfigure8s]

please, be rude

I SAID FUCK IT WE BALL!!!

Title: please, be rude Author: figure8s (me!) Fandom: Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pairing: Illario Dellamorte/Lucanis Dellamorte, background Illario Dellamorte/Zara Renata Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort Rating: Explicit Summary: 

“So, the target. Have you written a dossier on him?”

“I gave it to you yesterday.”

Feigning shock, Illario grimaces and hits his palm with a fist, “Oh! So that’s what the thick manila envelope was.”

Illario then grins, “Lost it!”

“I remember now why I don’t like bringing you with me.”

A seemingly straightforward contract in Orlais unravels Illario and Lucanis’ still-budding fidelity to each other.

Or

Illario: on the growing pains of being unhealthily devoted to his cousin.

Warnings: A LOT! Post-Canon, Incest, Cousin Incest, Established Relationship, as established as two cousins fucking could be, Trauma, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Dubious Morality, Abuse, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Unsafe Sex, Tones of Dubious Consent, Implied Non-con, Rape Recovery, Top Illario Dellamorte, Bottom Lucanis Dellamorte, Miscommunication, does not capture how bad they are at talking, This is the Dellamorte Boys' First Serious Relationship OK, This is messy I'm sorry Word Count: 9,819/? Chapters: 1/?

Read it here! Entries in the series:

(1) we can be pirates ----

Apparently my degeneracy isn't done yet so. Let's goooo.