#delicious in pokemon

[imustbenuts]

Pokémeshi: in celebration of me finally getting the right stats rolled on Reshiram, how would you cook the gen 5 box legends

holy shit??? congrats! cant imagine how long that must have taken you but im impressed!!

gen 5 box legends refer to reshiram and zekrom, yeah?

one's a dragon fire type and ones a dragon electric type

both are btw lowkey one of my top favourite legendaries bc of how their designs and spritework are, and how bomb BW was. anyway.

for reshiram, they look a little soft and flamey. their butt tail looks dangerous so the first order of business is to chop that away. since reshiram is the yang that represents all things sunny and warm and motherly, im gonna turn them into a oyako-don >:3 since you know. they look almost like one of those fancy white chicken.

behold, a reshiram:

but who's the child? ez. theres no child. remember their chopped off butt? that thing must be full of gooey jet fuel thats similar in consistency to egg yolk so we're good, its covered, and the best thing is it probably is warm enough to self cook! reshiram cooks themself with enough of their butt juice here, there isnt an issue at all!

so extract reshiram's warm hot butt juice, toss their meat in and cook with that same butt juice. the most eco friendly cooking method B)

reshiram oshiri jiru don, thats what its actually gonna be! yeehaw!!

for zekrom, they're a dragon electric type.

just like with reshiram, zekrom is also id imagine a type of chicken but with tougher meat. and i am happy to report such a chicken exists in the real world and ive eaten it before.

behold. a zekrom (actually ayam cemani):

like our friend here, zekrom is likely to have black looking meat on the inside, like a metal as fuck kinda creature, and so it falls upon us to serve zekrom in the most metal as fuck kinda way.

with zekrom, their butt tail is a generator. an electricity generator. so in the name of green energy, we are going to chop off that butt generator, hook up and have it support a live metal concert along with a stove. because what im gonna make today is something called the Black Bone Chicken Soup:

it is very simple. toss zekrom into a big pot, toss in some dates and herbs and berries, cook that with its own butt generator in a slow cooker. thats it!

and it would be fitting too, bc reshiram embodies truth while zekrom embodies ideals . to bear yourself into ones own unavoidable hot butt juice is the peak of truth for reshiram, and to be mistaken for some different species of idealistic animal when youre just a chicken is fitting for zekrom.

truth can set your stomach free from hunger for about 6 hours, and ideal can set your taste buds happy and clear for about 6 hours

and an ice cold drink on top of those, priceless 👍just remember to take the frozen kyurem out to defrost and eat it like regular grilled chicken too.

[pokeblorbos]

hmmm Pokeani dungeon meshi AU. Ash is a young half-elf, Brock and Misty are tall-men. May and Max could be half foots. Dawn could be a dwarf or an elf. Iris a tall-man (possibly turned dragon), Cilan has to be an elf. Serena is either a tall-man or an elf. Clemont and Bonnie... dwarves maybe (thinking of Clem's diggersby)? Or just tall-men too.

[lemonfroq]

gotta eat em all 2! falin + thistle edition

[apelgif]

dungeon meshi pokemon au that has been rattling in my head

EDIT: part 2, kabru and mithrun

[muffinlovingbirb]

Tales of Dungeons and Starvation

[fortuneravine]

uhhh pokemon meshi dungeon or whatever

[verflares]

would you like to live deliciously?

[tagasaing]

dunmeshi & pokemon

[quikyu]

HAPPY OGRE GIRLS THAT SWING SPIKED CLUBS!

[itscorsaire]

Cringetober Day 07: Crossover

[imustbenuts]

You're in PokeMeshi, what do you cook

yayy an ask!! hmmm in terms of difficulty and accessibility my immediate thought for the easier one is gonna be something like

a grass pokemon salad.

parts from grass pokemon without poison affinity bc im really curious to see how they are different from just regular plants. im talking Cherubi berries and Shiftry leaves and Smolive olives

i think their leaves would actually be pretty crunchy considering its so green looking. and they likely regulate their own moisture so its gonna be some of the leafiest yummy salad out there i bet

meat

in terms of meat id wanna get something like a golem, some fire and some tauros meat. so i can cook tauros steak over golem's rock surface and get some yakiniku that way

and bonus: turning tauros into pemmican. just to see how it'd taste...

anyway my ultimate holy grail would actually be....

kyrogre tuna steaks.

what does kyogre taste like? the ocean? the most delicious blue finned tuna? disappointment? god? climate change? id try it both raw and cooked and stewed. kyogre is so big theres plenty to experiment with i think there would even be enough for a party! :D

[loppy-darii]

There's a mystery dungeon joke here somewhere

[pokemon-with-hats]

In honor of the newest dungeon meshi episode, i present an edit i made a while back for a friend - What If Falin Was Combined With a Much Fluffier Dragon?

[lemonfroq]

gotta eat em all!

[apelgif]

rival and evil team leader respectively.

EDIT: in case you didn't see, part 1 HERE

[chickenhoops]

Whenever I see Laios’ name my brain autocorrects to Latios, so here is the physical recreation of brain making a mistake constantly. Pokémon and Dungeon Meshi fans rejoice.