#dehydrated; confused; hungry; full of self-hatred i persuade myself to take a shower
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Positives of today:
—My hair smells nice
—So does my laundry
—Uh...
Negatives of today:
—Everything else
#it’s almost 6pm and ya girl hasn’t even been awake for 4 hours#this is the second time this week that this has happened to me#all i have to say is i am never smoking weed past midnight again and i am also not letting minnie sleep in my bed anymore#she wakes up every hour on the hour to lick herself and her collar jingles the whole time and also i can’t have my fan on#because she gets cold but she won’t go under the blanket#i can’t sleep in silence OR jingling it has to be white noise from my desk fan#minnie is a cat. did i make this clear#anyway so she kept me up all night by refusing to sleep and i finally let her out at 7:30 and then i crashed until 11#at which point i woke up still fucked up and was like ‘i’m just going to rest my eyes’#THREE HOURS LATER i wake up smelling like hot dog water#dehydrated; confused; hungry; full of self-hatred i persuade myself to take a shower#and then proceed to do nothing of use up until the present momet#*moment#OH that’s a lie i did do my laundry#i stole someone else’s detergent though because some idiot spilled mine all over the place#the bottle was absolutely covered in it and i didn’t trust myself not to somehow get it in my eyes or lick it off my finger or something#so yeah i owe someone one (1) detergent pod. sue me for it#oh and then i put some chicken in a tortilla with ketchup and ate it because that’s basically all the food i have#because i was supposed to go buy food today ✨ and i didn’t because i couldn’t face going out in the rain with my wet hair ✨#i’m going to go once my laundry is out of the dryer i promise#the little goblin sitting in the back of my brain wants me to order a pizza instead so i can put it off until after lunch tomorrow#but i’m trying not to listen to the little goblin#personal#rant
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