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fingolfinwiththesteelchair · 2 years ago

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Headcanon based entirely on this exchange that when Murderbot uses a response from its buffer, the response is completely pre-recorded in the most obnoxious customer service voice known to man

#murderbot diaries #murderbot #its face doesnt change at all from resting bitch face and it immediately goes back to calling everyone an idiot #definitely brings a layer to the interaction when its buffer told mensah to leave it behind #we can all agree that was tragic as hell #but also the cognitive dissonance of murderbot bleeding everywhere when suddenly it sounds like your starbucks barista like #Your unit is catastrophically damaged (* ^ ω ^) please feel free to abandon it (＾▽＾)#if i were mensah I'd have yelled too #Murderbot communicates so often in barely-concealed annoyance the buffer gives everyone tonal whiplash

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