#def potential fer criminal shenanigans to catch wednesday’s eye

[tequiilasunriise]

“You have to come visit me in San Francisco. I can pretty much guarantee fog and drizzle every day.”

“Sounds tempting.” (She says deadpan but still pressed up to Enid’s side like that’s gay gay homosexual gay behavior right there your honor)

Yes I have read fanfics with the absolutely delicious premise of, “Enid visits the Addams Manor and has a blast with the rest of the family and also gay shenanigans” but have y’all considered the potential of Wednesday navigating through San Fran? Enid showing her all of her favorite hot spots but also stuff like, “I know how much you love gloomy shit so cmon I already booked a tour of Alcatraz” and Wednesday just swooning from how well her other half gets her? Wednesday meeting Enid’s parents and calling them out and/or defending Enid from them (even though she successfully transformed that does NOT erase all of the bullshit they put her through prior)? The list goes on and on and on.

Cmon Netflix writers, if y’all aint cowards then gimme Wenclair at a bigass San Fran Pride Event beating up cops together U WANNA SOO BADDLYY OOOO U KNOW U WAANNNAAA OOOOOOOOOOOO