#def inspired by the class of 09 fanart featuring rachel percy and nico

[percicosoftcore]

percy jackson and nico di angelo as class of 09’ quotes be like (a post i make out of my own need) (don’t take this seriously i’m just hyperfixating?)

Percy: you wanna be sexed-up abusive gays?

Nico: fuck no!

Percy: why not?

Nico: ‘cause you’d be doing all the abusing!

Percy: oh yeah like what.

Nico: just weird shit! you’d like… (gets hilariously red) put a sword to my throat and lick the bloody cut.

Percy: …

Percy: (nervous) so, you wanna try it?

Nico: NO!