#deeto

[harlotweapon]

i dont rly feel like shading this srry

[theartbooper]

This will be up on redbubble once the account I made there isn't restricted enjoy

[t-ki]

this is the gayest shit ive ever seen ngl

[allmyandroids]

ALWAYS. FOREVER. <3

PROTECT HIM

[the-ultimate-squish]

[radiatorchains]

"It's stupid and lame. No I don't want you to take it back"

Art by @jujulebee

[nagihonos]

everyone in futari wa/max heart gay as hell. even ppl u think are straight. nagisas parents? HUGE bi4bi energy - @curedelicious

hey my love can u get out of my brain cus when i wrote those tags i was gonna add "even nagisas lame bi4bi parents"

[allmyandroids]

We would have seen Data playing his violin again 😭

I hope we see it on the Blu-Ray or somewhere else ✨️

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

fucked up in the crib drinking mato soup

[girlballs]

fucked up in the dungeon being impaled to death with deetos

[cosmik-homo]

Like this.

After making the post I realized I Have Hands that can Draw Out Jokes.

[ID: a sketchy digutal comics.

Panel 1: Artoo Deeto and Cee-Threepio walking along behind Blake's 7's Avon.

Panel 1: Threepio, preening: did you hear that, Artoo? Exemplarly Intelligent And Obedient Specimen!

Artoo (all his dialogue is written in a computery font): OH MY GOD.

Panel 2: Artoo: WHY R U LIKE THIS. He is NOT going to fuck you.

C-3PO seems annoyed, puts on hand on his hip. Avon's face scrunches in concentration, with a circular buffering symbol next to his head with a label reads 'Loading Binary....'

Panel 3: Avon's turned around to glance at the droids.

Avon: So that's what this is all about?

Avon: you don't know that.

Both droids seem surprised. Threepio's visibly gaping. /End ID]

[allmyandroids]

They are all there c: 💖

[amodernpersephone]

愛しちゃってるよ (Aishi Chatteru Yo) English Translation

by Mochizuki Souta (CV: Kaji Yuki)

T/N: This isn't a perfect translation, I got creative with a lot of the lyrics. English and Japanese aren't my first language, this isn't a 1:1 translation, whatever else. I love MochiAka.

kimi o sazukatta hi wa dakiatte yorokondayo harikitte kaisugichatta bebī-fuku to omocha no yama The day we were blessed with you, we hugged each other out of joy I got so excited, I ended up buying you tons of baby clothes and too many toys

mama no onaka ni aisatsu kimi wa kette o henji mama ni no kawaii ko ni naru yo kareshi dekiru no hayadana I say hello to you, in Mama's belly You start kicking in response You'll be a cute girl just like your mom But I don't want you getting a boyfriend hajimemashite shinmai papadesu wagaya futari-me no ohimesama Nice to meet you I'm your new Papa and you are our family's second princess. kyou wa kinenbi nakigoe o kureta kyou mo kinenbi me o akete kureta kazoku kinenbi waratte kureta This day is just so special, when we first heard you cry This day must be so special, when you first opened your eyes A special day for our family It makes me wanna smile. mou hitotsu no ikigai o kureta You've given me another reason to keep living on dakishime sasete yo aishichatteru yo Please let me embrace you, I just love you so much. zangyou sezu ni kaerou kimi ga nechau mae ni 6 ji no densha ni noranakya kimi wa mainichi seichou suru dakara miteitai nda minogashitaku nai nda mama ni mo warawarechau kurai zenryoku de shiawase desu Rushing home without overtime So I can catch you before you sleep I have to get on the train by 6 o'clock You're always growing more every day That's why I want to be there to watch I don't want to miss a thing Even if Mama keeps laughing at me I'll work hard for this happiness ohimesama no kigen toru yo isogashikutatte niya ke chau I'll always keep you safe, princess I can smile no matter how busy I am kyou wa kinenbi deeto shitekureta kyou mo kinenbi tachiagatte kureta kazoku kinenbi yasuragi o kureta This day is just so special, you went out on a date This day must be so special, You stood up for yourself A special day for our family, It gives me peace of mind yuragu koto nai ikigai o kureta You gave me an unwavering purpose to keep living on amaete kinasai aishichatteru yo Come here, let me spoil you I just love you so much. boku ja dame nante mou omowa nai yo kakkoyoku dekinai kedo jiman no papa ni natte miseru yo Whether I'm good enough or not* I don't think like that anymore I can't make myself look cool at all But I'll be a Papa that's always proud of you yakusoku I promise. kyou wa kinenbi nakigoe o kureta kyou mo kinenbi me o akete kureta kazoku kinenbi waratte kureta This day is just so special, when we first heard you cry This day must be so special, when you first opened your eyes A special day for our family It makes me wanna smile mou hitotsu no ikigai o kureta You've given me another reason to keep living on nani ga atte mo zutto kazoku dakara amaete kinasai tayotte ii yo No matter what, forever We'll always be family Come on, let me spoil you You can always count on me aishichatteru yo I just love you so much

*references Mochita's confession to Akari, and the last line of their first song, Yakimochi no Kotae: “Boku ja dame desu ka?” (Would you be okay with someone like me?)

[haveamagicalday]

Squishmallow Showdown: Canines (Round 1)

This is a poll in the Squishmallow Showdown. Other polls can be found here

[the-ultimate-squish]

Please do not buy squishmallows irl unless purchased secondhand. Sources below

Squishmallow Alternatives + my current reasoning for the tournament (subject to change)

More info with sources

Official Boycott (this blog is not part of the official boycott)

[radiatorchains]

How many stuffed animals do you have?

             None.