#deergirlslut

[sharkgirldick]

Got a favorite song to turn evil to?

Um... Out of Control by Battle Beast.

[driftingballoons]

You deny your vampiric nature???? 10,000 wooden stake attack!!

Ooh look an ask—hey oof ouch *turns into a bat and flies away*

[unoisveimved-un-proffesional]

HOW????

Addressed To; My deerest tumblr mutual, deergirlslut: My Response.

Listen, Cherry, can I call you Cherry? Cherry, anything is possible.

You must simply

Open Your Mind...

P.S. I have no idea what you're talking about :P

- Signed, your not-as-deer tumblr mutual, unlicensed-un-proffesional, H.P. ✍️

[dragongirlafro]

1 & 45?

1. if you have a lighter, what color is it?

i do not have a lighter 🤷🏾‍♀️ what can i say, no smoking gang here

45. favourite tea?

honestly probably just orange pekoe or anything like that. i drank it religiously in college hfhdjddj

now i'm more of a coffee girl but maybe i should have a cup every now and then... calm my nerves or something

weird asks

[fromstaketillsunrise]

Dearest Bishop,

Once again I want to thank you for choosing me for this assignment. We may not have known each other long but the faith you have shown me despite our... origins will not be misspent. Infiltrating the city and court was easier than I could have possibly expected. Either Prince Brandt is playing me for a fool or is a bumbling one himself. It seems he is trying to stack the courts with as many Ventrue as possible. To this end, he has spared many illegally embraced childer and offered sanctuary to those fleeing both our wrath and the wrath of other princes. I have already set up a haven within the city and will contact you again via a dominated mortal when I have further reports. Should we need to meet face to face I have already devised a... solution should you need to come into the city. I've been throwing a masquerade party on occasion that should keep you, or any other agent, from having their face recognized. Your child would have no chance of recognizing you. Still, I understand that such an action has risks, and do not presume to know if such a thing aligns with your interests. I will have another report soon.

-E

[the-second-visitor]

9 people you want to know better

Tagged by @aroace-moron. Thank you for tagging me!

Three ships: Oh definitely Synovus/Minerva from the Synoverse stories by wingedcat13. I thinks about those two a lot. Then Maedhros/Fingon. I did not want to ship them. I ship them so much. And for the last one I'm gonna go with Nerdanel/Fëanor. These two can fit so many headcanons.  

First ship: Eeeehhhhhh. I don't know. That was so long ago. I guess those two guys from the Loserdex comic. You know the two? The roommates. The best friends. Where one was in love with the other but the other one was oblivious to it? It was so long ago I don't remember anything. Just that it was very relatable at the time.

Last song: Okay let's see. Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics covered by PelleK (the patron saint of metal covers).

Last movie: I don't remember T_T. Prolly a Saltburn rewatch.

Currently reading: The Sandman series. I payed for it (bought it last year) I might as well finish it. In the fanfiction department it's The Harrowing by Chthonion. Amazing thing.

Currently watching: An episode of MasterChef Canada. Good way to learn new words.

Currently eating: Some biscuity thingy with salty caramel. I think it might be expired.

Currently craving: Roasted chicken with rice. Also ceasar salad.

Your turn! (if you wanna): @depressed-cryptid, @glitch3d0ut, @embarressment-erradicated, @radiantidiot, @cheese-crusts, @deergirlslut, @remykai, @aotearoa20 and @ramblingmoon 

[sentient-cloud]

@deergirlslut

What was that noise

[probablynotsamantha]

@deergirlslut anything you want to say to me?

[stardustssparkofficial]

Super excited to announce I have @deergirlslut to help out with the story! Hoping to make this the best it can be

[sharkgirldick]

Got a favorite song to turn evil to?

Keeper of the Celestial Flame by Glorygammer

[transpotato5]

@deergirlslut @deergirlcheeks @deergirltits @deergirlhooves @deergirlestradiol @deerboy @deerboywonder @deerboy-deluxe @deerboye @deerboysbigboysblog

[astrathearsonist]

I haven’t done one of these in a while!!!! I couldn’t get my exact hair colour but it’s kind of close :3 (Also I’ve been enjoying the new RoR2 DLC, even though it’s buggy. I’m also the worlds biggest Benthic Bloom defender now)

@lunas-blog-of-silly @pansexualcake9 @deergirlslut

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter

[eldritch-transgirl]

thanks for the tag :)

last song: Time by Grlwood

favourite colour: Purple

last book: animorphs #7

last movie: no clue i havent watched a movie in months lol

last show: arcane s2 when that came out

Sweet/spicy/savory: i have a massive sweet tooth

relationship status: single, not really looking for anything atm

last thing i googled: vesicles

current obsession: also warframe but specifically kubrow breeding

looking forward to: not much atm. i guess my 20th is next month? idk oh im getting paid like $300 for catsitting which will be nice

@cicero-not-cisero @quintila @building-made-of-paper @alphabetmafioso @teaktty @averygaycat @deergirlslut

Ten people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @marshmallow--shark Thanks for the tag!

Last song: Intro/Chamber The Cartridge by Rise Against

Favourite colour: Orange!

Last book: A Brief History of Intelligence by Max Bennett

Last movie: That Christmas (it was kinda weird and we didn't finish it)

Last show: Jentry Chau vs. the Underworld

Sweet/spicy/savoury: I don't have much of a sweet tooth anymore, but I used to. Savoury!

Relationship status: Happily single

Last thing I googled: "quality" synonym

Current obsession: Star Trek: Enterprise. This is my fallback obsession. Close behind is Jentry Chau as a very recent one.

Looking forward to: Seeing a concert and a musical next year!

Tagging: @ionamalachite @peculiarreality @thetachapel02 @deadheaddaisy @papercranesong @talshiargirlfriend @glitter-and-metal @dragons-in-spaceee @pearlypairings @strze-lec

[judes-dump]

"deergirlslut is back!!"

I love tumblr notifications

I just watched someone steal an entire boooze dispenser during my shift today. They just unscrewed the entire thing from the walll and carrried it away down a vent. It was over so fast

What the fuck

[astrathearsonist]

Oh thank you!!! This one’s really cute :3

@hammer-matt @star-mom-selkie @deergirlslut and anyone else!!

PEEK-A-BOO

Let's play picrew, shall we?

Make YOU using THIS PICREW and tag 5 people!!!

There's me! •^ ^•

Let's see who's next? Hmmm

Oh! I know!

@sarathrwizard @exhaustedmay-reblogs @truths33k3r4 @indieyuugure and someone else who also wants to play!

Good game •^ ^•!

[unoisveimved-un-proffesional]

How interesting, that's one of the ones I was practicing a while ago. These readings tend to be broad but as cliche as it is to say, that's pretty on the money.

If anyone wants to play a few of you are given a formal invitation: @birdy-bird27 @eviltranny @deergirlslut @texas-girl-49 @mushroompoisoning @eggueggueggueggu @ramicorn but the reblog button is always open.

New tag game (because I'm feeling a bit better today 😎):

I got this

Tagging all my moots and followers. To name a few: @mastreworld @asherloki @dangertoozmanykids101 @magic-coffee @rhysaka @aahanna @redfoxwritesstuff @coffee-and-cogs @abby118 @alwida10 @sigridlaufeyson @alexakeyloveloki @supervillainarchaeologist @thelibraryofsylphide @kind-of-crazy-butthatsokay @perpetualwhimsy @decemberpdf @nildespirandum