#deeply unhinged behaviour from an otherwise surprisingly hinged man

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it always amuses me how late tyrion's specific flavour of Lannister Sexual Neurosis is introduced is AGoT because by the time shae appears you've spent almost a whole book in his head and you're thinking wow this guy is actually very chill and reasonable considering all the awful things that have happened in his life

and then you watch him give this random teenager he just met a full list of conditions for her new role as his full time live-in fake girlfriend and you're like.... oh........ there's the Mental Illness <3