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Weekly Wrapup 3/17/24 (late)

This Week's Rankings:

Jade Cargill - 81.4% smash

Chihiro Hashimoto - 73.6%

James Drake - 69.8%

Cody Rhodes (Dashing Era) - 69.3%

Brody King - 67.5%

Donovan Danhausen (no makeup) - 66.9%

Team XTreme (Matt and Jeff Hardy, Lita) - 63.9%

CM Punk (Straight Edge Society Era) - 62.7%

Yoshihatsu - 56.7%

Seiya Sanada (blond beard) - 52.4%

The Butcher and the Blade - 49.5%

Lance Archer - 48.1%

Dynamite Kid - 28.1%

Cowboy Bob Orton - 24.6%

Average smash rating this week: 58.2%

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Brody King - 446 votes

CM Punk (Straight Edge Society) - 386

Cody Rhodes (Dashing) - 342

Donovan Danhausen (no makeup) - 325

Jade Cargill - 296

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Dynamite Kid - 135 votes

Yoshihatsu - 163

Seiya Sanada (blond beard) - 164

James Drake - 169

Cowboy Bob Orton - 183

The closest poll was the Butcher and the Blade, who lost 106-108

Top Tag Teams/Trios

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Unholy Union - 74.3% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Team XTreme - 63.9% smash

There were no changes to the overall standings for singles wrestlers this week, and with 250 poll results, I think it's pretty unlikely we'll get a lot of movement in the future. I'm removing them from the wrap-up posts to save you guys some scrolling unless there is a change to the rankings.

The rankings for the three CM Punk polls thus far are:

Regular CM Punk - 67.9% smash (and 527 total votes!)

Straight Edge Society CM Punk - 62.7%

Ring of Honor CM Punk - 59.7%

You folks narrowly prefer Danhausen in facepaint (68.8% smash) to nakedface Donovan Danhausen (66.9%) And you strongly prefer SANADA without the blond hair and beard (69.7% smash vs 52.4% smash).

Apologies for being so late this week. No real excuse, just tired. The next wrap-up will also be late because I'm going out of town. If I'm not exhausted from traveling, I'll post on Monday. I have polls queued until then so the smashing and passing will continue.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comment

@cheveuxroux on Lance Archer: #saw him up close and can confirm he's very handsome in person#he has great skin which is a really weird thing to say about a wrestler

@heelhausen on Straight Edge Society CM Punk: #he has a messiah complex and brother I will be the devil tempting him after forty days and nights in the desert

@regalityandcoffee on Straight Edge Society CM Punk: #smash but im sitting on his face so he cant lecture me

@lghockey on Brody King: #this big meaty man can slap my meat lmfao

writing5novelsatonce on Blond Beard SANADA: #the only thing I want to do to this iteration of Sanada is put a deep moisturizing mask into that fried hair and that crispy beard