#deep down she's jealous because she can utilize anything perfectly except for axes and kitchen knives

[salturia]

        WHAT IS THAT UPSETTING AROMA DRIFTING FROM THE KITCHEN? It reeks of refined delicacies, like red wine and braised lamb. Fitting for, perhaps, an eloquent prince with affable mannerisms and luscious curls. An individual ravaged by the depths of madness should be incapable of sharing a palate with culinary gourmands. YET, the one that ghosts over that simmering pot, fringed mane and chin whiskers attached, is the debauched legend of Wallachia. The man said to have slain over twenty thousand Turkish soldiers as if they were slabs of meat on a skewer. Hm. This must be a lie. She nyooms in, grasps onto his cape, and yanks, eyes squinting out their demand for a sample of evidence.

@ceremonialpurge