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Dalaeja by Tajh Rust

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

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they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

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“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

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hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

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think my mum just sent me a whole buncha weed butter in the mail??

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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

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Liquid dog

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just called my cat a "fucking Bilbo-ass creature" because she was yelling and trying to bite me while I attempted to unhook her from the curtains

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr

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i wish you could add custom reactions on tumblr. i want to give my mutuals a dandelion like this whenever i like their posts

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A solution to going outside without leaving the coziness of your blanket! You just need a wagon and a really good friend.

Chibird store | Positive pin club | Instagram

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Passing on an important conversation I had with a family member the other day

Them: Gay people make me uncomfortable.

Me: (Queer, bluescreening) Uhhhhhhh

Them: I ean, I don't mind gay people, I just don't like the ones that are all in your face about it.

Me: What do you mean

Them: : I mean, like. It's fine if you're gay, you can be gay, that's not something you can change- there's just a time and a place, you know? You shouldn't be making it everyone else's business

Me: I don't know what you mean. Can you give me an example?

Them: Uhhhhh.

Them: Okay, so I was at a bar with my buddy a while back, right? And this gay person comes up to me, right, and they start flirting

Them: And I tell them, you know, I'm straight, and I'm married, right?

Me: Right

Them: And like. They kinda laugh it off, but they keep doing it. Making these comments, being all flamboyant, saying I have a nice ass, trying to give me their number in case I wanna "switch teams".

Them: And I'm sitting there like... hey, no problem with your whole lifestyle and all, but I told you I'm not interested. I'm married.

Them: That kinda thing. The whole "out and proud, cant shut me down" thing

Them: Like, leave that shit at home

Me:

Me: So it's like when a pretty lady is at a bar, and some guy comes over and won't leave her alone?

Them: Yeah

Me:

Me: So that's not a gay people thing, that's just flat-out sexual harassment

Them: what

Me: Your problem isn't gay people, it's assholes

Them:

Them: Well that sure would have sounded better, huh

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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud