#decond

[mysicklove]

i love it when men are obedient 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[soundsofastar]

Ohhhhhhjhhh <- experienced metal hard gender euphoria 2 seconds ago

[jrueships]

can you elaborate on the guac allergy?? like are you allergic to avocado or is it like the combination of all the ingredients that you’re allergic to😭😭

OH YEA i forgot guacamole is from avocado LOL im allergic to avocados !! but i don't like avocados, i like guacamole tho! I tried avocado and toast and my top lip tingled and swelled and my throat got rashy and bad. I was like, OK, fine, idek like avocados! i was just trying to shake up my toast!

and then I went out and had guacamole and realized I actually Do kinda like avocados, just not alone. It's Like my love of tomato soup with grilled cheese and tomatoes with sugar on them, but i hate tomatoes by themselves and i hate thick tomato sauce bcs it's too overwhelming. It has to be a Rlly light tomato sauce that won't overwhelm the flavor of my pizza /ESPECIALLY pasta

[fishfaggot]

emotional support Boybreakfast after my toilet plumbing exploded and I have to move for the fifth time this year

[plantsaresuperior]

"

You did good, kid.

"

[thepoisonroom]

some of you don't remember how heavily this site used to be dominated by ukulele covers of songs from adventure time and it shows

[gloriasato]

loving how bcg tumblr is losing their minds over the tillys broken karaoke video (I AM TOO OHMUGOD LOOK AT KIFF AND LAUNCHAPD ANNDTILLY IM GOING SOOOOOCWRXY LOOKS AT TEHIS EMEM EYDTND SMWOOW,SK??????!€>[£[£]£{€!!€!,%::>€]£][|<|{)

[tempest-toss]

No, Min is not a professor, and don't you know that man would kill you the first chance he got?

Aww

Teehee, Dogwood couldn't kill me if he tried :P

--Five

[ihatesebastianvettel]

sure accidents happen— im sure everyone is ready for these type of situations. but all the lando fans calling a trophy made in traditional hungarian style ugly and saying he did everyone a favor by breaking it isnt lmao

[femmefaggot]

how does #1 enemy splatter even work. got a remarkable 9 but someone else got 10

[rockybfdi2763]

SHE FYCKING EXPLODED MY FUCKING TABLD WHAT THE FUCK PICKLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[07170]

ahhh ahhh im the coldest little babushka in all pf america ahhhh

[takeiteasyjoan]

So the apartment fire alarm went off... It's 6am and dark and -11 degrees F so yeah we decided to wait it out inside. Went off after 10 minutes. This has happened before 2 other times. It's always nothing.

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

I hate you wifi

[lemmeaskthedevil]

I do have to say

@loveyourownsmiilee with the coma spec before it happened

And

@outrunningthedark with the bi Buck spec (buck×tommy) before it happened

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[defrogatory]

my mom didn't pay attention to me for years of my life and then my dad tried to control as many aspects of it as possible, so now if you ask me about anything about my life i will give you full details of everything and more because i have never had time to talk about me.