#debate judge... library assistant...... editor...... 3.9 gpa..... commissions.... Customer Service.....
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ocpdzim · 6 years ago
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potential employers looking at my handshake profile:
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#i COULD NOT FIND the reaction image i wanted so this one will have to do#i wanted the one of the man holding out the paper and he's looking very confused#like. the one with a real man not a drawing#but i couldnt find it. only this and ones that were drawings#anyway i have a full week's worth of online work to do today and my school just sprung on me that i had to make a handshake profile#so like i just threw some shit together haphazardly since im not really wanting an internship rn and figure i can fix it later#cause like. i dont have time today to make a Nice Presentable Page#but man do my accomplishments ever sound like they were made by 5 different vastly different people who'd probably not even like one another#when just listed out#100+ potted plants... does art shows.... wrote paper about eating disorder which real doctors then used to inform how they treat it......#debate judge... library assistant...... editor...... 3.9 gpa..... commissions.... Customer Service.....#neighborhood source of info on local elections... kids camp counselor...#theyre probably gonna look at this shit like 'who the fuck is this asshole why cant it decide on anything what even do we do w this'#swearing -#scopophobia -#medical mention -#disordered eating mention -#idk actually if i ever mentioned that on here??? but i wrote an essay about arfid so kickass that my professor proceeded to provide it to#his child's doctor; who coincidentally is also my doctor; and she didnt know who wrote it and she pulled it out during an appointment to ask#if the eating disorder described in the essay sounded like what i had lmao#and i was like. It Sure Does. because i wrote it
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