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shamelesslymkp · 1 year ago

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OK now I'm being super obnoxious but here are some of my favorite favorites:

mmtion - because he wears cowboy boots - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]☑ https://archiveofourown.org/works/33074494

So, it’s like on TV, when a character reveals something about themselves and you have to rethink everything you knew about them. Like on Dr Sexy, M.D, when they revealed it was actually his evil twin they’d been watching for a season, and suddenly his break-up with Bethany and his decision to burn down the morgue and all the other stuff he’d been doing suddenly made sense. It’s kind of like that when Cas comes back from the Empty, and Dean has to rethink everything about their relationship, and Dean’s new, post-Chuck duty. He wants Cas to be happy and get what he wants. So, if he wants Dean, then he has him. Dean’s new responsibility is to be the best boyfriend Cas will ever want or need. If that means moving out of the bunker, and not driving the Impala, and letting Cas fuck him, then that’s what he has to do. It’s an easy deal. It should be an easy life. So how come Dean still can’t quite make sense of it?

bendingsignpost - [SERIES] talk - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]☑ https://archiveofourown.org/series/1380490

As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties. What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right? (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

biggaybenny - the cheapest room in the house - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own] https://archiveofourown.org/works/34563313

author summary: what if instead of a very sincere and earnest love confession dean just found out cas was gay? no confession, no god-jack endgame. just post-s15 stupidity. just dean being deranged. aka the dean downloads grindr for cas fic. (Words: 89,336) actual fic: dean downloads grindr, so much hilarious repression, hahhahah oh shit oh shit internal depth backstory trauma the effects and cycle of abuse the ghost of john winchester and dean's understanding of what it means to be a man, heartwrenching and intense and every chapter better than the last jfc you didn't need to go this hard author no one expected it but god bless you for every word

Cimorene105 - Monster Love - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own] https://archiveofourown.org/works/14706902

Gabriel and Sam hash out their differences and Dean and Cas can't stop being Dean and Cas. | Part 5 of the Rodeo series | THIS IS THE ONE WITH THE GENTLE TENTACLE MONSTER AND HIS SWEET PRINCESS ROLEPLAY, HOLY SHIT WHAT AN IMAGINATIVE DOM

sobsicles - according to all known laws of life - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own] https://archiveofourown.org/works/29207901

Cas comes back. It's not exactly the reunion that Dean is expecting. ~~~ Dean stares at him, flummoxed. Cas quite literally poured his heart out to Dean, gave a truly sappy and distressingly romantic speech and everything, then proceeded to give his life so that Dean could live his. And he wants to act like he doesn't want to see Dean, be around him, touch him? Actually, Dean's ninety-nine percent sure that Cas probably wants to fuck him, and while he has no clue how he feels about that, he's pretty goddamn sure that means Cas doesn't get to act like this and make it authentic. It feels strangely real, though, as if Cas wants nothing more than to get as far away from him as possible. This is a blatant contradiction. Even someone as weird as Cas doesn't want to get away from the person they have the desire to fuck five ways to Sunday, that they're in love with. That's not how these things work, so Dean isn't buying it.

adaille - Pray for What You Need☑ https://archiveofourown.org/works/14674776

Asmodeus imprisons and impersonates Castiel, forcing Dean to confront his feelings and figure out what he needs from the angel.It takes him a while. ### Cas was angry, Dean knew that. He’d been angry ever since Dean fought with him over his re-involvement with Lucifer. The whole I’m-gonna-go-off-alone-and-search-for-the-fallen-archangel plan seemed ill-advised, and perhaps Dean could’ve toned his protest down, but the sentiment stood. In Dean’s defense, they just got him back. It wasn’t fair that the universe needed saving, again. Always again, and again, and again. Cas was dead not even a month ago, lost to the Empty, and Dean just wanted him to take it easy for a bit. Stay safe. Stay here. With him. With him and Sam, that is. Or you know, just him. Whichever. Either, or. (Words: 26,648)

bendingsignpost - Cinderwings - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]☑ https://archiveofourown.org/works/12847041

Under the cover of a masquerade ball, Castiel has five nights to recover the key to his people's freedom. The world has changed greatly in the six centuries since their banishment into the void, but the task isn't impossible. Unfortunately for Castiel, this is going to involve talking to people - especially the Knight Prince who has taken an interest in Castiel and his "costume" wings.

so... i'm soon done with 91w, which has honestly been the most insane roller coaster i've ever been on lol. BUT i don't want to get off the roller coaster, or at least stay in the amusement park, so if you have a fic you're absolutely crazy about, or even just think i should read, please please please rec it!! it doesn't have to be popular, it could be your own even! so this is your sign to spam the notes with fic recs <33

#fic recs #i eat fic for breakfast #do not take the exclusion of any fics from this shortlist as my not liking them!! these are just a few of the ones i re-read a LOT

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almaasi · 8 years ago

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reaction post typed while watching SPN 12x11 “Regarding Dean”

<3 <3 <3 smol cursed Dean is my jam, Meredith Glynn is my peanut butter, and thus I raise a toast to this episode

06:06pm

all i know about this is from the promos i saw on instagram. kind pumped, kinda wary. cursed-by-a-witch!dean was one of my favourite fanfic tropes though, back when i still read other people’s fanfic. i think i’ve written the trope myself once. maybe twice or three times? definitely In Which Dean Frogs Up is a cursed!dean fic and i love that fic dearly

this episode’s written by meredith glynn, who last wrote the dean-kills-hitler episode (the memory of which makes me smile. FUCK WHITE SUPREMACY)

(but actually though, it was weird how it was more of a “fuck your symbols” rather than a “fuck the bad thing you actually do” narrative?? if half the people who watch this show are republican, i assume many of them voted trump, and are therefore associated with nazism. and yet??? i’m sure many of them would also be like “hell yeah destroy hitler” without realising that the racist pumpkin and his motley crew of swamp-dwellers, who they just happily elected, has gotten nazism point two up and running, post-millenium)

06:18

ANYWAY

let’s watch this thing

dean caring about rabbits!! yes good

i’ve forgotten so much about the early seasons, i only watched season 2 & 3 once

06:22

EYY RABBIT

i hope this rabbit makes it out alive

(also dean is still a disney princess fight me)

06:23

I’M

HAPPY

BECAUSE DEAN AND RABBITS

AAAAH

“HEY BUDDY”

BUT LIKE?? WILD RABBITS ARE THE SCAREDIEST THINGS ON EARTH. I KNOW IT’S A TRAINED RABBIT BUT. IF DEAN CAN PICK UP A WILD RABBIT

HE’S A FUCKING DISNEY PRINCESS

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING

06:25

the fluFFY WHITE DOG

IS THAT A SAMOYED

IS THAT THE SAME SAMOYED I SAW IN AN EPISODE LAST YEAR AND COMMENTED ON HOW DEAN WASN’T SCARED OF IT

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I’M LIVING FOR THIS RIGHT NOW

06:27

it’s so nice that sam can say “right. well i’ll text mom”

mary was what this show needed

06:29

i’m really enjoying dean

just... existing

he’s good

06:31

THIS AUTOPSY LADY BETTER A) HAVE A NAME, AND B) LIVE THROUGH THIS EPISODE

06:31

c) fucking SPEAK WHAT THE HELL SHE DIDN’T SPEAK AND NOW SHE’S GONE

HER HAIR WAS SO COOL

but hey she didn’t die, that’s a plus

06:33

sam’s hair looks really good

also i like that sam judges dean really hard when he’s being an asshole

06:34

dean is actually starting to look more like season 1 dean

it’s the mussed hair and the stubble i think

and the pouty half-open lips

06:36

dean: “who’s dean?”

this is too relatable

i don’t think it’s meant to be relatable

but whenever this show does “something is wrong, they can’t see straight and they need blankets” i relate so hard

06:38

EEEEEY DEAN LOVES DORY

WE ALL LOVE DORY

DORY IS ME

(flashback to a few weeks ago, me standing in a hardware store, bawling my eyes out because i couldn’t remember why i needed to go the hardware store)

(turns out i went there to buy paint, but they didn’t have the paint i needed, and my brain freaked out and shut down)

(there was a nice sales guy in the garden centre though, and i bought a fern, which made me happy, and still makes me happy. nice people and plants are the best)

sidenote: DORY IS VOICED BY ELLEN DEGENERES THEREFORE COUNTS AS DEAN LIKING QUEER STUFF PROBABLY

06:43

sam put a note on the lamp

this is legit just reminding me of my own fics, i feel as if i would get along with meredith glynn if we ever met

06:44

rowena playing cards with a dude of colour

if she flips and murders them all i’m so done

also i had to google “crowley’s mother spn” because i forgot rowena’s name. i knew it began with r

and she’s one of my favourite characters

how the heck am i still alive