#dean meeting jaime is uhhh. not this au
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sergeant-angels-trashcan · 4 years ago
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The Winchesters+Castiel stumble into an Ambiguous Portal and land themselves in the war camp of one Daenerys Targaryen, currently on campaign to free more enslaved peoples. Nobody speaks the same language so all translations have to go through the Literal Angel. Discuss.
Cas spends most of the time talking to the actual literal dragons before anyone realizes what's going on, so jot that down, and Sam and Dean are like FUCK it's a DRAGON DRAGON not like a person dragon what the fuck what the FUCK
sometimes Cas asks the dragons for clarification on something Dany has said, or vice versa
i don't think Cas has to. mentally go through a translation process. he's never struggling to find the right word because Angel.
but sometimes he doesn't understand that something is an expression so he'll translate it really literally, or he won't know how to convey something is an expression so Dany is just like WHAT
he somehow comes up with gestures or exaggerated expressions, basically the irl version of emojis, to denote tone when they have the third mix up that winds up with weapons drawn
wings he does something with wings. his wings. cas has wings.
Dean hits on Dany at some point and Dany just hits him
Sam's book nerding eventually finds them a common language.
also Dany pretends not to speak Westerosi which is English just to see what they do. Because she DOES that, it's a THING SHE DOES and she and Missandei and cracking tf up
we're gonna go with show!jorah because he's superior to book!jorah and he's like khaleesi would you like their heads
no i'd like to GIVE them head *high fives missandei* jk i'll feed them to my babies but thank you
and Dean's like oh no he's hot. older knight guy is HOT.
but anyway the boys being in armor etc, Dean makes friends with the Dothraki in a day and a half even though they don't speak the same language because. He's Dean. that's how he do.
Dean and Sam immediately come to the attention of the House of Black and White
and Dean is probably like "this is my sister now" when Arya gets sent to investigate/potentially kill them
Sam may or may not fall in love with her. because the HEIGHT DIFFERENCE. is absurd. looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you and looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you
also they are both compassionate theatre nerds who just HAPPEN to be deadly. my babies.
Sam has magic powers? Arya can mind meld with a wolf. whatever man.
Charlie winds up with them and she and Daenerys absolutely fall for each other and they're morons about it
CAS IN ARMOR CAS IN ARMOR WITH A FLAMING SWORD CAS IN UR STORY RUININ UR PROPHECIES
cas in armor. cas. in. armor. with. wings.
the dragons can see his true form without pain
the dragons love Dany SO MUCH and they tell Cas this all the time and Cas tells her and she DOESN'T cry, thank you very much.
anyway Team Free Will is very much like. let's free the slaves. and Sam is a smartypants so he helps figure out economic shit that people always bitch at Dany for? like you freed slaves and now a place is in economic turmoil, so she's the bad guy now??? He/they Sam is like, wow, that's sexist, and Dany's all what's sexism
FEMINISM!
Dany teaches Sam Valerian so they can talk shit about people in public
Sam is going to bring social justice to Westeros etc
Dean and Jorah bond over being heart eyes about Dany
Cas is still talking to the dragons. He explains why it's bad to eat people and steal goats.
they're all in appropriate clothing for the setting and Dean is having a constant bisexual crisis. I cannot imagine him meeting Daario.
Dean bonds with Viserion my beloved
they do NOT ride the dragons
the dragons are simultaneously very intelligent and like giant puppies
Dany comes to have this reputation because not only does she have dragons but shadowy protectors from another realm??
also with Sam's help, and Samwell Tarley's help, she's the last monarch of the Seven Kingdoms. Democracy!
also like. every deadly little girl they come across is immediately part of their family now. yes i mean Lyanna
also. not at all where you were going. but Dean. who was taught to torture by literal demons. getting his hands on that psychopath ramsay. just. just give that idea a minute to percolate.
Dean using Arya's head as an armrest
Jon and Dean meeting is PURE gay panic
i wasn't joking when I said it's a bisexual panic for Dean. Imagine him meeting Brienne, a woman who could bench him??? He and Charlie are UTTERLY USELESS after meeting her
Sam gets super magicky the farther north they go
also who better to deal with zombies???
YOU MADE ME MISS ASOIAF AND YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE.
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