#dean is like a boyfriend of my daughter that i dont want to keep around because he has bad vibes

[2leggedshark]

I'm sorry for being mean to Dean (remembers I haven't been mean to him on here yet) I'm sorry that I'm going to be mean to Dean.

[warriorbarnes]

book emoji!!! 📚📖

Hey, here’s a fun new game. Put “📓” or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I’ll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven’t written but daydream about.

hmm okay!! one fic that i desperately need and want to write, but can't for the life of me figure out how to write, is a spn tabula rasa (the buffy ep) au

for those of you not familiar with the buffy ep, the basic plot of it is that the main characters all fall victim to a memory spell gone wrong, and everyone forgets who they are. they all wake up in the same room, and draw conclusions about who they are based on where they're sitting, who they're sitting next to, ids in their pockets, etc etc etc.

so i have a lot of ideas for this fic, lots of things that could be a lot of fun and pairings that would be funny. here is a not-so-brief-list of things that i think would be funny:

it's a party in the bunker. they're celebrating that the world hasn't (almost) ended in almost a year! claire thought it would be hilarious to get a cake with "happy one year anniversary!" on it. dean also thinks it's very funny.

there's also some banners and balloons.

basically they all wake up and they think they're at an anniversary party

cas was sitting next to sam when they spell hit them, and so when they wake up he's got his head on his shoulder. this leads every one to conclude that it is cas' and sam's anniversary.

dean finds an fbi badge in his pocket, so he decides that he should obviously be in charge here.

sam thinks this is stupid, besides that badge is obviously fake

"how the hell would you know?"

"oh, come on! agent [insert obviously fake agent name]? no way that's real."

they bicker back and forth. this leads to the "hey, do you thing we're brothers?" moment, taken directly from the buffy ep. dont judge me.

this is a HUGE bummer for dean, bc it turns out he definitely has the hots for his brothers husband. this is the main plot of the episode, as well as figuring out where the hell they are and what the hell happened to them

(it was rowena. rowena happened to them)

the other people who are there are: claire, jody, jack & kaia. maybe some others idk.

cas finds jimmy's id in his pocket, and when claire finds an id with a matching surname in her pocket, they conclude that she is his daughter. she and jody have a similar moment to jack and dean, and conclude that they must be mother and daughter.

this obviously means that cas and jody used to be married. sam feels weird and awkward around jody bc of this.

claire hates sam. he clearly broke her parents up. she keeps sending him death glares and he gets even MORE awkward.

so they know who everyone is in relation to sam and cas (the guests of honor). everyone except jack.

they somehow come to the conclusion that he must be claire's boyfriend (they're the same age, and they were sitting next to each other when they woke up. makes sense.)

this lasts for about five minutes until jack tries taking claire's hand and she freaks and says "actually, i think i'm gay." (yes this is also. heavily inspired by the original episode)

other than that the only specific thing i know i want is cas and dean searching through a room in the bunker and getting real close, and the both of them feeling like jerks bc cas is married to sam, dammit. they end up kissing anyway, and it's so good that dean concludes that they have to be having an affair. lots of guilt ensues. and some more making out.

eventually they all get their memories back. actually maybe this happens exactly when cas and dean are making out (once again yes this is just. me ripping off buffy. whatever, it would be good.)