#deagon age inquistion headcanons

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Dragon age headcanons that are evil

Blackwall: Watches and quotes man vs wild and other survival shows.won’t stop talking about high school has dabbled in male modeling hated it... now he just goes to all those country fares and widdles shit for a commission. Says he’s in the army for discounts on movies and shit. (Spoiler alert he’s not.) He sells stuff on Etsy, eBay, and lists instructions for crafts on Pinterest.

Vivienne: you know she buys all next seasons styles before the come out, she watches all of the fashion competition shows ...(America’s next top model is her guilty pleasure though.) She’s friends with everyone and hosts big parties her favorite book is the great gatsby for obvious reasons. She is basically a human phonebook and is the definition of socialite she knows everyone ,and is diplomatic to everyone even if they disagree.

Dorian: This boy unironically loves the following, queer eye... old hipster bookstores,scream queens, got hardcore into Pretty little liars once. His family is old money like the rothschilds and shit so all the new world order folks think he’s some sort of reptilian shapeshifter. Has season tickets to broadway and west end theaters he doesn’t play. He loves Tony Stark and Howard Stark ,and has most of the iron man comics. (He probably ships Stony🤫) He also really likes all the James Bond movies.

Cassandra: oof... tries to be grunge but is a total softie. damn hallmark channel all year round ... yet she shops religiously at old navy for flannel, ripped jeans ,and cargo boots. She has read all and I mean all the John green and Nicholas sparks books. She also has tried to get into online literature but is terrified somebody will find out its her. She loves strong female characters like Carol Danvers,Wonder woman, Agent Carter,Jyn Erso. Her favorite actress is Carrie Fisher for obvious reasons.

Sera: Yah girl is 80s obsessed and has an addiction to adult swim... family guy,bojack horseman,and archer. She also likes impractical jokers. She goes to dollar stores to buy from the prank section. Supports Bernie hardcore and has tried to spray paint crusty ass Garfield man on Trump tower at least once. She also has Graffitied fuck you Adult Caillou on Amazon buildings to get at Jeff Bezos. She’s been arrested a bit. Civil disobedience at the least.

Iron bull: hardcore sports fan Relligiously Football,baseball.... knows the stats but nobody has a damn clue what he’s saying when he talks about it. He’s secretly read the book Ferdinand and cried. Used to work for the Cia and Mi6 but got pissed when he found out most wars are caused by colonialism and greed for natural resources. So then he said fuck that byeeeee. Has done the bartending scene a few times and is really into games like darts and pool. He’s big on classic rock.

Josephine: has been to an Ivy League school as well as a literal ambassador for both the United Nations and her home country. She loves shopping online as it’s convient. She invented social media skills. She has an online presence and brand that is pristine try to find dirt you won’t. She is the queen of social media. She also has a guilty pleasure of having seen every episode of scandal.

Leliana: invented social media stalking if you’ve done it she knows. She has like a written record of everything so she never forgets what’s said to her or you. Basically the Hamilton of Dragon age. She’s a major hacker who can get into any webcams or drone and record. Used to work for the gov.

Varric: was almost a journalist for like the today show,tried screenwriting. However he liked the whole novelist scene way too much. He is OBSESSED with Spider-Man Nior. As well as old black and white mysteries. He likes murder mystery parties and Wattpad more than should be said. He hates the movie Snow White because of all the dwarves yet also loves Snow White because it’s a classic. Also obsessed with vine.

Cullen: Was a marine got out. Has ptsd from that.

He is sick of being cougar bait at parties. Dresses up as a Disney prince every year for Halloween per His sisters request. Hosts AA meetings. He likes crime shows a lot. Brooklyn 99! Has a Pinterest and actually uses it. Leliana manages his Chantry mingle account so he doesn’t say anything he’ll regret. He also was an ex Boy Scout turned scout leader.

Cole: is literally autistic (I’m autistic so headcanons.)

Like he’s been to social group he’s gotten shit do being smarter at reading people. Yet not knowing the social Brian was of it. He likes a few diffrent tv shows queer eye he likes,he likes baby animal videos, he likes comedy shows but like lighter comedy. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is one he Loves! He gets frustrated by politicians because he doesn’t understand why they can’t just be honest and kind. Yet everyone is motivated mainly by money ,and not taking care of the hurting. He volunteers a lot and is cool enough to convince others to join in.

Solas: this boi oof! Ghost hunter for sure but hates ghost hunting shows. Zak baggins is a jerk to spirits. Plus they know nothing of the actual science behind it or actual magical tradition except quoting a few things they found off google. You know this boy has read every single Percy Jackson and Rick Riordan just to see how “ancient gods are portrayed.” Has unironically gotten into rap music and social justice specifically protest art. However he likes direct action more than “signing a petition or calling a representative .” Because how do you know if you actually make change. Nope he likes rally’s. History buff has studied civil rights leaders such As Martin Luther king, Ed Roberts and movements like stonewall. To more effectively make a point. Probably has a factual youtube as well as spends most of his time answering questions google or quora.