#deadbeat dads

[dessertbird]

Daily Destiel 💙💚

Dean understands deadbeat dads. Poor Cas. 🥺😭💔

[filicitron]

i feel like dragon v shanks will happen at the end of OP... coldest fight???? THEY BE FIGHTING OVER CUSTODY RIGHTS

[alyheartsjess]

ok so jimmy mariano is like the worst character ever, but we do need to be grateful to him for one thing (sigh, i know) and that is jess’ name. so jess mariano is an incredible name, right? it just sounds cool. jess having his dad’s last name at all makes little sense but it does sound better on him than danes. also his first name. we know based on later events in the series that liz’ taste in names is questionable at best so we can assume jimmy picked out jess. so i guess what i’m trying to say is thanks for your one contribution to society jimmy.

[scripture-pictures]

[adyophene]

The Greatest Showcat! [Lucihusk/Royalflush]

[ayertrinity]

og by @/sweepswoop_ on twitter

[knownsecretss]

percy finding out his dad is a god and immediately going to confront him is so funny to me. like he really said “either i’m catching a child support check or he’s catching these hands”

[idiotsonlyevent]

i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?

he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?

its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.

also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.

like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so

EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.

[drawerbread]

give gideon a parental figure!!! and please let it be pyrrha

[anotherfauxredhead]

Celeb Gossip Is Pro-Natalist, Part 2

Not sure if the title works, but I'm sticking with it.

Just some comments I found in this post in a subReddit on celeb gossip. (That I also follow, I know.) How fucking sad. See what happens when you have babies with trash-ass "men"?! You can't leave him because baby, and you get rando idiots like these supporting Keke for not leaving her awful baby daddy because baby. "Make it work..." because "SHES A MOTHHHHAAA" for the sake of a result from raw-dogging one night. *gags* I've known broken families where the parents tried making it work for the sake of their kids. Simply put, it didn't work. And the mothhhaaa was miserable AF.

And, sure, Keke may be a celeb and all that, but bringing a kid into that mess? My reasons for not stanning her have now been validated. (I gave her props here and there, but I'm not really a fangirl.) Such a shame.

[gravehags]

we don’t talk about this video nearly enough like old man escaped the ministry to go to amoeba records and be publicly cute in LA lmfao i love him

[notyourmusebby]

Ollie talking about how Carlos went to the garage and help and guide him through his first f1 race like an overbearing dad 😭❤️

“He was telling them (the engineers) what to tell me basically. So, that was pretty nice.”

“He knows what the driver wants so i found that really useful. He was looking at my driving and giving some pointers, what to change on my driving, and what to change on the car set up itself.”

[hgedits]

And I'm alone! Talk to Pete. Don't be like me.

[gh0stch3rri3]

they didnt even give Dutch real kids and he STILL found a way to be a deadbeat 💀💀

[sirazaroff]

I meant to post this yesterday 😔

[lmae98]

If Wesker were alive and knew about Jake, I'm pretty sure he'd beat Vergil.

Me when I'm in a deadbeat father competition and my opponent is Vergil