#deadass wrote this in an hour cuz the idea popped up in my head

[another-miracle]

“Psst! Here, Obi! Do the thing!”

Obi glances behind him, eyes narrowing towards the voice. Suzu waves his clipboard frantically at him from behind the curtain, gesturing wildly. It’s dark backstage and the stage lights are way too bright for comfort to truly know what exactly Suzu wants.

Obi squints and sees Suzu positioning his two hands in front of him...and pulling them towards his face? Ah. Well. Obi roughly gets what the guy wants him to do, but- seriously? This is his best friend’s girlfriend- or soon-to-be girlfriend - right there. What the hell is he thinking?

Suddenly, a mop of pale azure hair pops out from behind him and Obi bears witness to one of Yuzuri’s infamous scheming grins. Ah- that would explain Suzu’s desperate pleas. Obi wouldn’t want to seed that ground either.

He turns back to Shirayuki, who at this point is probably a hundred shades of confused judging by the twitching of her brow and downturn of her mouth. Obi sighs. It’s not that he doesn’t want to- god knows how many times he’s imagined this moment- it’s... just not...ideal. Not that he has any room for complaints, the chances of this happening ever again are probably zilch.

Resisting the urge to scrub a hand down his face, Obi tugs at the cape around his neck threatening to put him in a chokehold. It’s just acting, he can do this, he can be professional- even if he finds the idea of kissing a girl while she’s asleep all kinds of wrong and creepy.

Taking a deep breath, he bites out his next lines, “O fair maiden! What ailment has been inflicted upon thee? Alas, it seems only a kiss would wake the fair lady! If not I, then no one else!”

Obi braces himself over Shirayuki’s “sleeping” face and slowly lowers himself toward her. Irritatingly, at the corner of his eye, he can see Yuzuri excitedly slapping Suzu’s arm repeatedly. Below him, Shirayuki takes in a quick intake of breath. In that instant, his heartbeat quickens and Obi is suddenly extremely aware of the flush that has overtaken Shirayuki’s face and down her neck. Slowly, he moves toward her, going closer and closer-

A hand is abruptly pushed up against his nose.

“Aw, Yuki! You ruined it!”

Shirayuki swiftly sits up, hair fluffed in different directions. Her eyes zero in on Yuzuri who has her hands outstretched in supposed-indignation. “This was just a rehearsal! And Obi’s just a stand-in for Zen! You shouldn’t force him to do anything he doesn’t want to!”

Loud jeers sound in response. Shirayuki’s frown only deepens.

“Aw Miss,” Obi tilts his head away from where her hand is still pushed against his face. “I wouldn’t say I didn’t want to.”

Shirayuki turns on him with the most deadpan expression he’s seen on her, and Obi can’t help but cower with a sheepish grin.

“And you,” she admonishes, fingers pinching his cheek. “Don’t just listen to what those two have to say. They’re the directors, but again- this is just a rehearsal.” She emphasizes the last word in the direction of backstage. Yuzuri sticks out her tongue in response and then proceeds to drag Suzu away to some other corner of the stage.

Shirayuki gives a huff of annoyance, fringe flying, and Obi laughs. He stands up then offers his hand to her. She looks up at him, irritation still high on her cheeks, but takes his hand anyway.

“Don’t be too hard on them,” Obi tells her, pulling her to standing. “They just want to have some fun before the real main star shows up.” And to take a jab - and a terrible one at that, if he’s honest- at being his wingmen apparently.

Shirayuki’s hands land on her hips, looking every semblance the mother to their friend-group she seems to be. “It’s all fun and games now until someone gets hurt.”

Obi laughs, a hand going up to his shoulder, heart giving a painful throb. “Yeah, well, that’s what we have you here for, no?”

Shirayuki glances at him from the side. “Someone has to hold the brain cell, I suppose.”

A burst of laughter explodes past his lips, and Obi takes in the way Shirayuki’s pleased smile only grows wider. God, it’s endearing how proud she is of a silly joke like that. Recovering from his laughing spiel, he nudges her side.

“C’mon,” Obi says, arms crossing at the back of his head. “Let’s go see what else they’re up to before they hurt themselves again.”

A loud crash sounds from downstage. Obi and Shirayuki look at each other.

She muffles a giggle behind her palm, and Obi coughs out a bark of laughter of his own.

“Too late.”

[badgalyadi]

random survery. / 474 + 560.

How’s your mood? Do you feel any different than you did earlier today? def better than it was earlier

What do you look for in a friend? Is it important that your friends have similar hobbies and interests to you? Or is it more important that you just enjoy their company? i think as long as i enjoy your company, we’re good.

Has anyone ever spread a malicious rumour about you? people have been doing this since middle school lmaooo

Are you comfortable with talking to the opposite sex, about sex? yeah, sex isn’t that deep of a topic lol.

What are your views on people who claim to have had spiritual or paranormal experiences? damn that’s crazy.

Have you ever had a friend that you were really close with, but you ended up drifting apart? Why do you think this happened? lol, life.

How much of an issue would you say peer pressure is for you? FAKE. no way ur gonna get me to do something i don’t wanna do, idc.

Would you be able to give up eating your favourite food(s), if your doctor said you had to? nope.

If you’re single, do you ever feel jealous of people who are in relationships? And if you’re in a relationship, do you ever feel jealous of people who are single? no.

What’s in your pencil case? pens, unsharpened pencils, mechanical pencils, erasers both big & small, a sharpener, a stapler, extra staples, and highlighters.

Is there anything in your room that you wouldn’t want your parents to find? maybe so.

Are you wearing anything fragranced atm? i’m wearing the fragrance i brought back from cuba. it was only $3 and it smells so good, deadass makes me it :(

Was your last illness something contagious? i had a cold, so i guess yeah.

When did you last update your Facebook profile photo? it’s been a year.

Have you ever felt confused about your sexuality? in middle school. terrible time to wanna figure that shit out but 💀

If you found out your friend was sleeping around, what would you say to him/her? nothing b/c i don’t care lmao do you.

How should someone of the opposite sex go about starting a conversation with you? it’s not that deep, just say hi.

Tell me about someone you dislike. Why do you dislike them? Do they know that you dislike them? obsessive and shady asf, can’t mind her business.

Have you ever felt so strongly for someone that you believed them to be totally irreplaceable, as if you could never be happy with anyone else? yeah, and i don’t think i’ll ever feel that way about somebody again b/c i learned u really can live without anybody whether u like it or not.

Out of all the horror films you’ve ever seen, which one scared you the most? uhhhhhh sinister or insidious idk

Who was the last person to tell you that they were disappointed in you? not airing out names. she didn’t directly say it, anyway.

If you’re an only child, do you ever wish you had some siblings? And if you have siblings, would you like any more? i always wish i had other siblings lmao i see people w theirs and be feeling sad as hell :(

Are you friends with the last person you texted? yeah.

Your last Facebook friend request - was it from someone of the opposite sex? no.

What does the eleventh text message in your inbox say? issa meme.

Has anyone ever called you easy? yeah LOL

Would you consider having a child with the last person you kissed? whommm... can’t be having a baby rn when i’m still the baby myself

Is there a cover version of any song that you like more than the original? soooo many.

Have you ever liked someone who was a player? yea lol

Do you own anything that has sequins on it? also yes.

Have you ever done anything to embarrass your parents? not on purpose but they def do shit that embarrasses me too so we’re even 

Do you own a teddy bear? yethhhh

What’s the worst relationship advice anyone has ever given you? all of it. nobody ever knows what they’re talking about LMAO.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you with yourself as a person? a 6.5 lmao.

Would you ever kiss someone with facial hair? yeah. Have you ever drooled in public? nah. Do you agree that facebook is taking over the entire teenage population? ???????????? what 80 year old wrote this Have you ever met a mainstream band? no. Have you ever yelled at an electronic as if it could hear you? i get mad sometimes & be fighting random shit LMAOOOO so yes Have you ever been bitten by a dog? yeah LMAO

Would you ever shave your head? if i didn’t have to? no. Have you ever spelt your name in Alphabet Soup? no. What do you think would happen if the Earth suddenly stopped spinning? my stupid ass has no idea & i’m not boutta guess so i can be made fun of What did you want to be when you were little? probably some generic shit like a princess idk Have you ever drawn a picture with sidewalk chalk? yeah. What is the worst possible way to die? slow, painfully. Have you ever burnt yourself with a lighter? sooooooooooooooo many times. Would you ever meet someone you met online? mayhaps. What’s your favorite online game? cricket noises.. What do you think of gay/bisexual people? A1. Have you ever kissed the TV? no. Have you ever thrown your cell phone across the room? yeah, then regretted it LMAOOOOO Have you ever been hit with a ball in gym class? not often but once in hs i got sockedddddddd in the face during volleyball & thought it was on purpose so i hit her w the ball even harder and ended up getting suspended cuz i wasn’t discreet about it lmao Will you be single over winter? [brain muscles overworking themselves] what season is this Where do you wanna live when you grow up? out of miami mayhaps. Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants? pajama pants. Would you get married if you could right now? nope. Do you consider yourself spoiled? maybe so. Do you get annoyed when you see someone you don’t like? i usually just focus on other shit. Could you see yourself dropping out of high school? surprised i didn’t. Is there anyone you want to see right now? santi?! What were you doing 12 a.m. last night? fixing my living room. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? :] Are you a mean person? no, i really try not to be. What woke you up today? yesterday*, alarm clock. Have you kissed anyone whose name started with a T? probably lmaoo

Did you date anyone last summer? nah, i was minding my business, enjoying my life. Where will you be twelve hours from now? class. Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? yeth Have you ever slept on a couch with that person? also yeth Have you written a letter to a soldier? no. Ever been in a perfect relationship? lmao “perfect” How do you feel about the person who texted you last? loveeee me some them. What are you looking forward to? cricket noises.. Do you think you are an argumentative person? hhhh.. maybe..  How did you feel when you woke up today? tireddddddd asf. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? mhmmm What time did you go to sleep last night? i always go to bed late asf. i’m boutta go to bed now just to be up in two hours. What color are your eyes? brown. The last song you listened to? a veces, it’s literally on repeat. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? if i don’t get up, yeah. Do you believe change is always good? sometimes.

How long was your longest relationship in highschool? 3 years. Do you know who Philip DeFranco is? nah. What’s the most illegal thing you’ve EVER done? 💀 the OP responded to this with weed, i’m really screaming rn.. Where did/do you want to get married? all these questions about marriage, whew. What’s the highest level of education you’ve reached? i’m in college rn Is your last name extremely common, like Gonzalez? no, but i don’t think it’s rare either. Ever notice how most flags are red white and blue? no. Have you ever had a crush on a family member? what the fuck How old is your YOUNGEST friend? bitch.. i don’t know How old is your OLDEST friend? i don’t. know. How long should people be together before they propose? these questions are starting to make me uncomfortable lmaoo Have you had your first touch screen phone yet? that’s how you know this survey is old. Don’t you hate when parents divorce but then still argue regularly? can’t relate, hope i never do. Would you ever join the military? sike. If you could have any dog, what dog would you have? a shihpoo. Would you ever kill a bunny and make soup out of it? what the fuck x2 Do any of your friends own a ferret? no. Do you believe that Christians are better than non-Christians? no? Do boys really rock pink more than girls do? ????????????????????? Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yerrr What’s your view on the Islam culture? hard to have an opinion on something you know nothing about. Do you know what, “C'est la vie” means? i know i’ve seen this but idk what it means Do balloons make you have a better birthday? nah; they’re loud asf too when they pop, so. Krispy kreme donuts aren’t as good as Dunkin Donuts, are they? DELETE THIS. What is your favorite song from, “Aventura?” THE SPANISH GROUP?! WAYMENT...... i don’t even know. prob something generic. yesterday i was listening to por un segundo lmao :( If you could legally assassinate any celebrity, who would it be? bro.. Do you use Twitter or Formspring? twitter. rip formspring babie love you. Why did you last cry? a few hours ago, real crybaby bad bitch hours. If you had to lose 5 lbs, how would you do it? lower my calorie intake. Is there anyone who seems to think that you are a pillow? ???????? Tell me about your BEST New Year’s Eve ever. wasn’t this one. If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? alejandra, idk why that name sticks with me. i just feel like i look like someone named alee & idk how that makes sense but it does to me LMAO. Lunapic editor is amazing, no? whommmm... How do YOU write, “Okay?” depends on my mood, who i’m talking to, what we’re talking about.

How old was the last person who kissed you? 28. Do you have any plans for the day after tomorrow? not that i know of. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yeah. What time did you wake up today? 7. Name something you can’t wait to do: idk. If you had to choose, would you rather be an alcoholic or a pothead? pothead. What has pissed you off today, if anything at all? cricket noises. Can you honestly say that at this point and time you’re happy with the way life is going? no lmao. Can you easily tell if someone’s fake? mmmmmmmmmmm.. depends. Is there someone you don’t ever want to be out your life? yeah. Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours? yeah. Looking back in time did you ever waste your time on a certain boy or girl? feel like most ppl have been thru this. Has anyone ever sang to you? yeah bfsjklj Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other? LMAO yeah. Coffee or alcohol? oof.. both. together. Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with C or J? yeth and yeth. Do you ever cry during movies? hell yeah w my crybaby ass Do you have any piercings? ears. Have you ever found someone you really like? my BOO. 🗣 Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today? yeah LMAO Do you remember who you liked three months ago? was that november... idk how to do math LMAO pretty sure i liked ques by then.