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charliextea · 4 months ago

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sorry to just be live blogging my life i guess. lol.

i’ve just come out of this zoom on a break and my roomba (off brand) was vacuuming while i was listening to adults trauma dump their entire teaching careers (royalty move), and i’ve never ever been turned on by clean floors but i’m serious it’s making me a little horny that i’m walking in bare feet on clean floors. no dust in sight and i did nothing to earn it. i hate the phrase king of the castle except today. i am the king of this castle. this very clean fucking castle

#as a person with adhd you can’t understand enough how important this is to me #i can either maintain vital things or i can sweep the floors.#and guess when one i usually choose!#but now i can have both??????????#dead. cerifiably killed by hot (clean) floor

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